For real tho, why didn't Leon bang Ashley?

For real tho, why didn't Leon bang Ashley?

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She's like, 16

Because that would be gay.

Yellow fever.

President was his bro. You can't just bang your bro's daughter.

yeah but its a japanese game

For real tho, why didn't Leon bang Ashley?

No age of consent in international waters

> Fucking girls
> Instead of a cute boy

Lmao are you gay?

>Fucking the presidents underage daughter.
>When you could be getting blueballed by a hot manipulative asian woman.

This is a safe for christian family murder simulator.

Why did this meme get traction again? No way fag has been around for years but now I see daily threads about it and so many similar edits

She's 20 during RE4, actually.
Born in 1984.

Because reddit found out about it.

RE7. The babies discovered it.

How many times are you going to post this thread

Fuck off we already have a thread

How many times are you going to reply to it?

seriously,old ass meme

Because no one's winning the Leonbowl when he's trying to win the Adabowl

She's a college student. She's like 19.

Nigga pulled an all nighter fighting for his life the entire time while going through sone crazy emotional shit.

First thing Leon probably did after getting home was fall face first onto his bed and pass out with his guns still on him.

Because she was like 16 and his bosses daughter and Leon is Lawful Good.

cuz hes not a fag?

The game explicitly states that she was kidnapped from her university. She's college age.

no way fag

pussy

Plus Leon is a professional fucking operator. He knows how to keep it in his pants.

Until Ada shows up and he has to go chase his dick and put it back in his pants.

>No one's winning the Leonbowl

It's not just about not having sex with Ada. It's about hunting Ada down, catching her, shredding her dress, pinning her up against a wall, and then not having sex with her.

She was oxidating.

>Sup Forums doesn't understand why someone doesn't always accept sex when offered, even from an attractive person
I mean shit guys, really? This is on par with Sup Forums's "why doesn't he just fuck them all" threads.

He didn't do it because he didn't want to take advantage of an emotionally compromised individual who wanted to use him to get a petty revenge scheme against her father going.

> It's about hunting Ada down, catching her, shredding her dress, pinning her up against a wall, and then not having sex with her.

I support you. It's 2017, it's fine to be gay now.

No, really, it's okay.

Burn in hell, reprobate.

Yea but then he could've woken up to Ashley's mouth wrapped around his dick.

It's fine man, you can come out of the closet. Just like Leon should've done already.

Nigga the same argument could be used for why gay men doesn't immediately spread their boipussy whenever another guy offers.

How starved for physical intimacy does someone have to be to be willing to jump at any offer at sex without a second thought?

He's an idiot with yellow fever.

Kek, you're asking a board filled with some of the thirstiest betas you'll ever encounter. You're not going to get a good answer.

They do. gay men are actually exponentially more promiscuous than straight men, in fact.

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>you want to have sex? HA WHAT A THIRSTY BETA

>r-real men don't have sex even when openly offered by hot women.... y-yeah

I would be promiscuous as fuck too if it was as easy for straight men to get sex from women as it is for gay dudes.

Not if the woman is using it to get you involved with a petty revenge scheme with her powerful father. She was trying to use him.

I like these threads.

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>Sup Forums doesn't understand why someone doesn't always accept sex when offered, even from an attractive person

>I would be promiscuous as fuck too if it was as easy for straight men to get sex from women as it is for gay dudes

You sure changed your attitude quick, didn't you?


>scenario one: fucked the presidents hot daughter

>scenario two: didn't fuck presidents hot daughter

hmmmm hard choice, really gets your noggin joggin

Is it fine to bang YOUR daughter though?

plague of gripes

Leon is a gentleman.

only if she's your """daughter"" like sherry.

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>hmmmm hard choice, really gets your noggin joggin

>Scenario one: get into even deeper shit in the president's daughter's revenge scheme, also eliminating your out

>Scenario two: Possibly maintaining your out.

Why are you going to facilitate a teenager's "get back at daddy" scheme where it could mean getting yourself entangled in it to the point you don't have a means to an out.

But fuck, sure, make an enemy of the president, sounds like a fantastic plan. Become a pawn in someone else's revenge scheme.

>You sure changed your attitude quick, didn't you?
Nigga you realize Sup Forums is more than two people, right?

The SUPREME gentlemen?

Not fucking Ashley means nothing when you consider he didn't fuck Claire in her best years

Nigga, you just saved her life from fucking literal monsters. I think the president would be okay with you dicking here.

He's gay

Give that thing some white, sparkly hair and you have the new Gozer.

>Nigga, you just saved her life from fucking literal monsters. I think the president would be okay with you dicking here.
I fucking doubt it. Besides the president is your bro.

Let's say you find out your buddy fucked your daughter, shit like that poisons a friendship even if he did save her.

And even then it's not just about him being ok with the initial act. She wants to use sex with you to get back at him, and is going to make sure it poisons it. Leon is cutting off her revenge scheme before it starts.

this should of been on a log or a paraglider

>that blue steel

12-16 is the prime age.

Nigger you know he'd probably be like Leon go for it bro you're a good dude tear that pussy up.

This

also this.

HAHAH LMAO DENIED HOMO :D
This is my favorite meme, I am in tears xD

What revenge scheme?
What crazy headcanon are you operating on?

What a sexy man.

Sup Forums is 18+ friend, middle schoolers are not allowed here.

yeah, what the fuck is that "revenge" bullshit? She just wanted to fuck Leon because he's hot as fuck, and also a bit of "thank you" sex

>She wants to use sex with you to get back at him

I doubt that, Leon is just a sexy sexy man who just saved her from an island full of monsters in an action packed adventure full of chills and thrills.

If I were Leon i'd be offended if she didn't just start mounting me as I rode the Jet Ski out of there.

Can't wait for Leon to go full Elliot on Ada

No she's not and she states her age when Luis comments on her big tiddies.

Pretty sure she says 16, though I can't remember exactly. It wasn't older.

No she doesn't, you dumb faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=LjcGTbL0PmQ

She's 20 anyway.

sorry bro, you're completely wrong about everything you've said in this post.

Kek, gotta love the misinformation and half remembered shit that people pass off as fact on Sup Forums.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Could've sworn she said something like "Ugh, I'm 16" when Luis talked abut ballistics.

>no (HYA!!!)

2/10 see me after class

I didn't draw it, people were just asking for more edits and that's one I recently saw.

>sleeping with the mark

Professionalism.

No

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>implying he didn't

This is gotta be the shittiest porn i've ever seen.

Ashley's ballistics are bigger than that

Ashley is 32 now

>not liking HD ashley

Believe me: he regrets it for the rest of his life.

>Ashley porn that actually makes her tits smaller than the original model

I don't need to see his eyes to understand how disgusted he is with himself

>still no ethan and mia no way fag in this thread

>implying ashely doesn't strapon pretty boy leon

Leon is a 10/10
Ashley is a 7/10 at BEST.

why would he fuck her? have some standard fag.

He's just tired of this "sex" thing. He misses kicking spanimexicans

im here for you bae

HAND

Why would he go for that goblin when he's got multiple better options?

Also censor your shit. This is a christian imageboard. What's next, fucking handholding?

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