ITT: techniques from vidya you've attempted in real life.
ITT: techniques from vidya you've attempted in real life
i bet it still hurts
Axii sign
fuck you it looks cool
Ocelot gun spinning.
I broke my thumb and nose.
youtube.com
KROGAN MARTIAL ART !
>KROGAN MARTIAL ART !
You are now reading it with his voice
Tried to do Maxs faces
>People purchased this videogame
I don't even know anymore.
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The push while walking through a crowd in AC.
works wonders.
Legends say they aged dairy products in the basement for a year to elicit that face from the texture model.
just eat a lemon
did the sonic run thing where he has his arms backwards when i was a kid a few times. my whole family made fun of me and i stopped that shit immediately.
Me too
Geralt is a total bro
Isn't this based on a real dance?
Also, wall jump.
Krogans ALWAYS looked so fucking stupid with the proportions and body movement of just a dude in a mascot suit
around 1min 20 if you are lazy
>You start off thinking 'Haha what fairies' but by the end you're thinking 'Holy damn wish I could do moves like that'
>Cossack dance
>from a video game.
un cultured swine. I bet you have the right to vote too.
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When some gang is dising your crew, just give them one of these:
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>uncultured swine
>Undertale music
Seriously
youtu.be
It's on
brave men died for this
>The Soviet Union prepares its soldiers for ALL forms of combat
>ALL. FORMS.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SLAV BOARD GO SQUAT SOMEWHERE ELSE SHOO SHOO !
Skip to 1:10 and skip to 2:40.
Euroope doesn't have a chance vs Russia
guys, if I don't post again within 10 minutes please call an ambulance for me
This
Not even fat, just your regular ass clumsy un/fit/ motherfucker and I can only fantasize about being able to move that freely
NO BILLY ! DON'T TRY THIS YOU ARE NOT AN INBRED SLAV !
I used to shove my arm in one and pretend I was Mega Man.
oh, you were THAT kid
holy fuck, those guys can dance
I'll shove my arm in you and pretend I'm MegaMan
my fat knees hurt just by watching this
Glad I'm not the only one.
>role-playing looking around for Templar agents in times square
No one will ever know my secret
What's the matter burger?
Russian dancing men scare you?
Can your military not dance?
And I'll shove my arm in you and pretend I'm Protoman, Megaman.
wheres the dancing?
in your mom's bedroom, with your "uncle Tyrone"
How about you post that fight without the fucking autistic screeching?
When I was a young lad me and my best bud at the time decided to play a fun game we made up on our bikes. It was called road warriors and we would ride around the circle of a culdesac trying to get behind the other and knock them off their bike by ramming the back tire. I won and got so excited I did a Tiger Knee directly into my friends face, as I had been taught cool friends are rivals that fight each other by DBZ and was hyped up on gatorade. I did this by grabbing the back of his head, and bringing it down into my knee as I jumped up and slammed it into his mouth. I split his lip open and he started crying really hard. We did not stay friends.
i have 2 dads though
THAT'S NOT A REASON TO NOT CALL THE GAYEST OF YOUR DADS "MOM" YOU FUCKING FAIRY
>calling a non binary human "mom"
fucking shitlord
Does the haymaker from def jam vendetta work?
'cause i did that once. It fucking worked.
oh my fucking god
fuck why did they make the yellow krogan sound super gay
I think it's a female
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I did it with cups
Whenever I took a bath or shower I'd tie a yellow towel around my neck and pretend I was Zero.
I'm trying to help, okay ?
when I was a kid playing with toy guns, I would hold the gun close to my face for the same view as if I was playing a first person shooter
also mimicked resident evil characters idle, aiming and shootings stances
does that count as a "technique"?
I fucking know, right?
It doesn't even sound like a woman. Just a giga effeminate man (who probably voiced the fuck)
is your face...tired ?
I wish I was able to do dance theatre. Classy legit not interpretive dance. All the pussy in the world and you're as flexible as a whip.
cons : You're gay
But if you're not, you're drowning in puss if you aren't a weird beta. Two of my friends are heavy into theatre, are fit as all fuck, and fuck just about every girl they perform with.
It's impressive
>DUUUUUUUUUUDE ! PUSSSSEEEEEEEY !
>I KNOW BROOOOOO ! AWESUUUUUME !
fuck off you reddit batty
>not liking the warm wet sensation of sliding your peepee into a vagina
Are you some kind of gay, user?
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I guess you could settle for boi pussy...
Forza helped me understand and take lines better in real life. Most people think my Lancer is a full on Evo because I can take curves at +45mph without looking like I'm about to tip or spin out.
No
It actually is a female Krogan, for some reason they gave her an effeminate man voice actor instead of a female voice actor like the one in 3