So what have you done for the chaos gods in your vidya today?

So what have you done for the chaos gods in your vidya today?

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Venerate the Immortal Emperor

>Tzeentch
>playing endless legends with real friends
>play the faction based on stealth and espionage
>managed to trick my friends into killing each other for my amusement

I waited for Half Life 3 for Malal.

kill everything

I haven't jerked off in 3 weeks

A man begged me for his life in rust.

I killed him and do not feel bad at all.

Stop lying, user.

Slaneesh would disapprove.

Because I was banging my girlfriend.

He said 'stop lying', user. Or are you trying to please Tzeentch?

Played Battleborn.
Orisa is pretty fun, somebody help me

Guise, we found the one Battleborn player that is not a dev!
Wait, is that you Randy?

Played the Empire in TWW, charged right into 3 chaos stacks with Karl "The Man" Franz and lightning striked them into oblivion. Circle charging that faggot Sigvald with my big bird was my favourite part.

Played Persona 5 and got involved in trickery and plots, in the name of the molder of fate. Hail tzeentch, he totally didnt lose a children's card game to a potato

No he didn't. He lost to an Imperial Kitten.

If you wanted to appease the gods of chaos you'd jerk off twice a day for 3 weeks.

I caught strep.

All a part of Tzeentch's master plan. Watch out for him striking you down at your most glorious moment. Except he might not.

>only twice

Playing Total Warhammer as Beastmen, destroying the world of Man.

I already do that
what do I get?

praised nurgle for a bit, caught some disgusting skin infection on my fingers, hands and legs

i pretended to throw the ball for my dog but secretly never threw it out of my hand leaving him confused

I jerk off at least 3 times a day every day, does Slaanesh like me yet?

The gods of Chaos grant you their unholy gift of mutation; the skin of your dick is now tough and leathery. Now, you can praise them for even longer during your daily sessions, but with a reduced sensitivity that forces you to do more and more depraved acts to get off every time. Fear them!

you disgust me

>In a chaos thread
>Feeling disgusted.

Enlighten me, what do chaos marines do in their spare time?

God of Chaos has tricked my jerking time, I shall appease the Emperor instead

According to this thread, they jerk off.
Multiple times.

Tzeentchian fuckers are the lowest kind of scum in the warp really.

mowed down space marines with my autocanon on eternal crusade

maim,kill,burn

orgies

plot against themselves

shit in the corridor

depends on the god

The slaanesh ones

Going to my friend's place to do drugs. Hail Slaanesh!

Hope your friend ODs :)

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Here's a good read, not exactly "spare time", but still applicable: 1d4chan.org/wiki/What_it's_like

(Yes, it's hosted on 1d4chan but it's from an official BL writer so it's a bit more than fanfiction.)

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was this whole thing just an elaborate excuse to ape that old drawing

And what you going to do about it? loyahleest?

What do chaos gods even want done anyway?

>Eldar

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Everything you can think of. But they also want it undone at a random point in time afterwards.

Well, I'm doing nothing and therefore getting ahead by undoing the shit I could be doing

The same thing Sup Forums wants done.

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I HAVE SEDUCED THE ALIEN IN AN ATTEMPT TO FORNICATE WITH IT WITHOUT LONG-TERM COMMITMENT

stagnation pleases Nurgle so you're good (unless you wanted to please the Holy Emperor, only true defender of Mankind)

>Stagnation pleases Nurgle
>Decay is just a type of change

I never understood that.

Stagnation leads to decay

Chaos Gods run on emotions, and to the lesser degree on things associated with those emotions. Tzeentch is hope and ambition, Nurgle is despair, Khorne is rage and Slaanesh is excessive dedication.

Stagnation =/= change, Nurgle and Tzeentch are polar opposites.
But too much stagnation can cause a lot of chaos in the long run (decay) - as much as too much change.
Chaos is all about excess actually. Nothing is inherently evil with change, nor a little bit of stagnation - but too much of it is detrimental.

Which race, may I ask?

ALL OF THEM

I wish it had more players

Such a good game

>It'z anutha 'humie and spiky 'humie tred
HUMIES GIT OFF MY ZOGGIN BOARD

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I sent 6 armies up north to 1v2 Varg and Skaeling while at war with those hippie elves, meanwhile everyone else fought the vampires and orcs for me. Looks like chaos and inhuman filth lost again.

i fucked up Archaon the Everchosen, Kholek Suneater and that faggot Sigvald.

i had no idea Ironbreakers can launch fucking SATCHEL CHARGES

>almost immortal infantry
>able to launch barrage of explosive death at a distance

nice game blanace there CA

>lewd thoughts about female characters in game
>masturbated to porn of the game when not playing
>thought about making my own porn game again
I'm trying, Slaanesh.

BUT BOSS, WE FOUND A GORK/MORK SHRINE

Isn't from that time Gork n Mork went over to Nurgle's house and beat the literal snot out of him?

But my point was that decay IS change (or at least theorically, I don't know if it's considered as such in fluff), as you part from a complex structure and rusts or rots.
Wouldn't be stagnation more fitting to a corpse thrown in outer space? Nothing would happen to it as opposed to a corpse being decomposed.

I may be missing the point entirely but I find confusing, specially considering
>Nurgle and Tzeentch are polar opposites.

It's been just shy of two weeks for me.

Sup Forums makes it very difficult though

kek,what the fuck is this, post more

also,can we have some Kharn stories?

it's passive change as opposed to active change, that's the only real difference (well the results aren't exactly the same but still similar)

ya'll niggers going bald

I jizz mustard gas too

>it's passive change as opposed to active change
Makes more sense now, thanks

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but orisa is an overwatch character retard

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Ok, that's pretty funny.

Heresy time.

Choose wisely, anons.

>implying i care about chaos when theres more dakka to be had

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Loss has to be here somewhere.

Gork is better than Mork

Mork iz betta dan Gork!

>Gork and Mork
Can I get a quick rundown on these two?

We WAAAAAAHG posting now?

>Alpha Legion
NO SUCH LEGION EVER EXISTED YOU FUCKING LOYALI-- er, HERETIC!!!

Everything I do in vidya is part of his plan.

Ones brutally cunning, the other is cunningly brutal.

To add to that, Tzeentch is about premeditated, directed action, i.e. ambition.

Nurgle is about despair and stagnation that lacks an active goal (and, ironically, becoming happy by giving yourself in to aimlessness - carpe diem, etc.).

>Twin Gods of da orks.
>One is of brutaly cunning, other cunningly brutal.
>One punchs you if you look at him, the other one punchs you if you don't look at him.
>Nobody knows who is who, giving to the orks other reason to fight each other.
>According to "The Beast" books, they slumber most of the time unless there is a really big WAAGH! going on.
>They woke up during WAAGH! Beast, causing disaster in the Warp.
>Is implied that they may wake up again, when Ghazzskull becomes The Beast 2.0.

One krumps you when you aren't looking, the other does when you are.

Not sure which is which.

>Orks are canonically capable of warping reality just by believing things thanks to their low level psyker powers
>Guns that are too big to carry or physically can't fire work just fine
>If a spess merine tries to use one of their guns it just doesn't work
>The guns literally cannot fire
>Trucks with red stripes go faster because the driver thinks that's how it works
>Orks are literally the most powerful species in the entire Warhammer 40K universe but are too stupid to actually do anything about it

orks are fucking great man

>Orks use literal meme magic

Are they, dare I say, /ourboyz/?

if an ork made a gun that he thought killed anything, and all his boyz believed it, would it work?

I joined a level 7/8 permit quest and took the traps, then left half way though.

DARE you say that?