CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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my favorite flavors are smores and blueberry

the one with that fucking radical purple crust with the blue swirl

Smores, Frosted Cherry and Frosted Blueberry

Who the hell buys unforsted. I always wondered this.
Raspberry for me.

Cookies and cream. Pretty much everything except fruit flavors. Put them in the toaster and you're in for a good breakfast.

s'mores, cookies and cream, brown sugar cinnamon and chocolate were all the best flavors, everything else was mid-low tier

Found it. Get fucking jealous plebs

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>puts in secret code
>unlocks MURKA SKIN

Sugar Cookie you retard.

I can't stand cherry and blueberry ones when they're heated, I'll take the s'mores one

Cookies n Cream master race. Followed closely by Wild Berry, Pokemon, and the little Cookies n Cream sticks they used to shill for dipping into milk

chocolate with milk

also brown sugar cinnamon

I don't know how you managed to combine shit taste and good taste in a single post

Oh god the nostalgia

>anything other than strawberry, toasted until darkish brown on the edges
Shit taste famalamadingdong

I can't believe a design on a fucking paper cup is making me nostalgic

The one that doesn't give me diabetes

Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Frosted Cherry.

Cold/room temperature ones onry.

>toasting poptarts
factually wrong.

A heated poptart is a poptart that belongs in the trash.

>Toasting your Poptarts instead of Freezing them

You disgust me
Pop tarts are basically shit when not toasted

>this is considered breakfast in america

Brown Sugar Cinnamon is the only frosted one I can stomach now. Otherwise it's unfrosted strawberry.

The design of the 90s right here
Vaporwave incoming

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hey guys what's going on in this thread

B-BU-BUT WHO IS THE PROTAGONIST?!?

I WANT TO PLAY LIKE THE PROTAGONIST!!!

Where my toaster strudel niggas at

I unironically think a Pop Tart fighting game would be an awesome promotional thing they could do.

It's considered a fast snack and it's tasty. But enjoy your no fun, 3rd world shithole and whatever the fuck you animals have as a quick snack.

That's probably miles better than poptarts.

Seriously, poptarts are the driest most disgusting "pastries".

I think that is the Wild Berry one.

Pumpkin mother fuck

Holy shit. How much of a pleb do you have to be?

Fucking smores man... high school breakfast staple. That was when they first came out of course... before that i thought pop tarts were fucking disgusting.

Peanut butter ones were pretty good too. Cinnamon are passable.

I'm a faggy cakeboy, I like raspberry everything.

What's up with people comparing food like this to their real counterparts. Of course pop tarts are fucking trash when you compare them to real pastries. They aren't pastries they're fucking pop tarts, you know exactly what you're getting every time.

Do you get mcnuggets from mcdonalds and complain that you were given 'chicken' too?

Only if best girl is playable

I can't think of pop tarts without her, and therefore always get turned on thinking of Poptarts.

Chocolate is the only flavor good toasted and untoasted.

Prove me wrong. You cannot.

I want Sup Forums to leave

I'm the same way.
Except for me it's the poodle guy.

>being a tierwhore

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CHOCOLATE FUDGE/COOKIES N CREAM MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

Toasted, obviously.

It's not my fault I main the best one

>cookies and cream
Why would you post the most broken character OP? There's literally no reason to choose anyone else
>inb4 butthurt strawberrys

Oh no

>not toaster scrambles

Fuck you fag strawberry >>>>>> literally all the other flavors

Ignore the tag

I like the egg ones more but thought Strudels would have been more recognizable than Scrambles

How is such a simple and crude illustration so arousing

oh wait I know how

>Liking that shitty webcomic

Unfrosted has a better ratio of bread to sugar.
Also note how unfrosted is still the same weight as frosted That's because they compensate by putting just an extra bit of filling inside.
Unfosted = underated.

>best character is dlc
Fuck off OP

>American """"food"""
Please don't tell me any of you actually eat these

I wish I was a burger so I could have all these flavours :(

A society where toaster pastries are sentient beings, one woman cannot control her cravings as she embarks on a cross country tour to devour as many Pop tarts as possible. While her gluttony has caught the eye of the law, her hungry homicidal spree knows no bounds as she'll commit identity theft, fraud, and even sexual acts to get what she wants.

I don't usually like Poptarts that much, but the cinnamon bun one with the frosting was fucking great.

This

Every other flavor need not apply.

better than britbong meals that are just a random assortment of ingredients thrown onto a plate

and if you're not a bong or american then you're irrelevant

>It's considered a fast snack
Jesus fuck no wonder so many Ameriburgers are overweight

Google Kraft Dinner and poutine. We're just the tip of the iceberg.

what the helll is this

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>poutine
>bad

I fucking hate waifufags having to inject their uncontrollable boners for anything that vaguely resembles a female into otherwise unrelated discussions.

i can never decide. always frosted though. strawberry and brown sugar cinnamon are top 2. haven't had the peanut butter ones before.

also, poptarts from the freezer are the best. i never leave that shit room temperature any more.

At least we can afford to eat.

What happened to these cups?

I remember seeing them everywhere, but at the same time I can't remember any distinct memory involving them.

Low test

>thicc
>seductive
>incurable appetite
Well I'm fucking sorry she hits so many points for me, I can't help it.

Holy shit, they're called pop tarts because they're tarts that pop out of the toaster. My world has been shattered.

My fuckin childhood

What is the name of this pattern?

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Cookies and Cream nigga, if you don't agree fuck you

Holy shit a cookie dough flavor?
I'm gonna' fucking cum!

DUDE MENDALA EFFECT LMAO

false memories. the cups never existed.

The only edible one is cherry
Otherwise get some toaster strudels

Jazz

Cinnamon. It almost feels like breakfast and not a mass of sugar and lard

"Mondo"

Strawberry
Brown sugar
Chocolate

hot

American food>Canadian food>British food>Irish/Scottish food>Northern Eroupe food(Denmark, Sweden, Norway, etc.)
Out of all the countries with shit cuisine America has it good.

>unfrosted blueberry
JUST

Love this guy

Where's Dr Pepper flavor?

Is it bad that I don't put mine in the toaster?

Dude youre gonna get food poisoning

>they don't take two s'mores pop tarts and use them as the bread in a toasted peanut butter sandwich
It's like you've never even been poor before

yes

Where my sundae bros at