DaS3fags whine about midir having too much health

>DaS3fags whine about midir having too much health

Honestly I think this guy was more an issue of too much damage.

>casuals whine
if you ever see someone whine about a part of a dark souls game, it usually means they are a casual summonshitter.

only shitters whine about midir's hp, they haven't gotten to the 4k+ critical

yep, his health isnt too much of an issue, 5 bullets to the face and you get a visceral, with clawmark runes you get to second phase with like 2-3

>it usually means they are a casual summonshitter.
It took me about three tries to beat midir solo, once I figured out that the main trick was to stand in front of it's face so it throws out the more predictable attacks and so you can actually do damage to it the fight wasn't too bad. Then I saw a bunch of complaints about midir being "LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE" or having way too much HP, and I just didn't get it.

Then I tried getting summoned in to fight it and with the health buff and the unpredictable aggro switches the fight was a hell of a lot harder, and it dawned on me that most of the people complaining probably summoned a whole gank squad for the boss before they even had a few proper tries at it solo.

At least his OST is amazing, if not he'd be the shittiest fight in the whole game.

I've beaten both and easily hated Midir more even though he wasn't as hard. Chasing after a retarded dragon that can't be staggered isn't fun at least Laurence fell to the ground and shit

>casuals on v
why am i not surprised

>Casual because I don't find chasing a dragon to be fun or challenging.
neck yourself I bet you never played BB

>tfw Pestilent Mercury

neck yourself i bet you platinumed bloodborne in 10 days

>dank meme

For Reference

Bed of Chaos 1 HP
Asylum Demon 813 HP
Iudex Gundyr 1059 HP
Phalanx 1150 HP
Storm King 1172 HP
Capra Demon 1176 HP
Taurus Demon 1215 HP
Adjudicator 1306 HP
Pinwheel 1326 HP
Vordt of the Boreal Valley 1328 HP
Tower Knight 1365 HP
Royal Rat Vanguard 1410 HP
Bell Gargoyles 1479 HP
Moonlight Butterfly 1506 HP
Armor Spider 1732 HP
Fool's Idol 1863 HP
Dark Sun Gwyndolin 2011 HP
Father Gascoigne 2031 HP
Leechmonger 2047 HP
Central Pthumeru Beast Possessed Soul 2205 HP
Crossbreed Priscilla 2300 HP
Lower Hintertomb Brainsucker 2350 HP
Last Giant 2530 HP
Sanctuary Guardian 2560 HP
Prowling Magus & Congregation 2580 HP
Maneater Boar 2646 HP
Crystal Sage 2723 HP
Celestial Emissary 2764 HP
Iron Golem 2880 HP
Old Dragonslayer 2880 HP
Loran Silverbeast 2925 HP
Penetrator 2960 HP
Vanguard 2970 HP
Cleric Beast 3015 HP
Dragonrider 3050 HP
Maiden Astraea 3055 HP
Abyss Watchers 3096 HP
The Pursuer 3110 HP
Chaos Witch Quelaag 3139 HP
Flexile Sentry 3150 HP
Scyth Undead Giant 3175 HP
Pthumeru Merciless Watchers 3341 HP
Dirty Colossus 3367 HP
Centipede Demon 3432 HP
Great Grey Wolf Sif 3432 HP
Central Pthumeru Pthumerian Descendant 3437 HP
Blood Starved Beast 3470 HP
Lost Sinner 3560 HP
Mytha The Baneful Queen 3570 HP
Cannon Undead Giant 3600 HP
Flamelurker 3720 HP
Knight Artorias 3750 HP
Central Pthumeru Keeper of the Old Lords 3867 HP
Pthumeru Watchdog of the Old Lords 3881 HP
Deacons of the Deep 4099 HP
Executioner's Chariot 4140 HP
Gwyn Lord of Cinder 4185 HP
Ceaseless Discharge 4200 HP
Duke's Dear Freja 4220 HP
Skeleton Lords 4256 HP
Gravelord Nito 4317 HP
Isz Brainsucker 4326 HP
Royal Rat Authority 4330 HP
Dragon God 4340 HP
Old Hero 4410 HP
Covetous Demon 4440 HP
Dual Dragonriders 4500 HP
King Allant 4511 HP
Hintertomb Blood Starved Beast 4536 HP
Darkbeast Paarl 4552 HP
Dragonslayer Armour 4581 HP
Gaping Dragon 4660 HP
Aldrich Devour of Gods 4727 HP

Champion Gundyr 4950 HP
Rom the Vacuous Spider 5058 HP
Dancer of the Boreal Valley 5100 HP
Pontiff Sulyvahn 5106 HP
Witches of Hemwick 5222 HP
Micolash Host of the Nightmare 5250 HP
Stray Demon 5250 HP
Guardian Dragon 5270 HP
Old Demon King 5300 HP
Vicar Amelia 5367 HP
Black Dragon Kalameet 5400 HP
Demon Firesage 5448 HP
Seath the Scaleless 5525 HP
Maneaters 5580 HP
Super Dragonslayer Ornstein & Executioner Smough 5626 HP
Dragonslayer Ornstein & Super Executioner Smough 5736 HP
Scorpioness Najka 5741 HP
Curse-Rotted Greatwood 5767 HP
Darklurker 5770 HP
Old King Allant 5967 HP
Giant Lord 5970 HP
Smelter Demon 5970 HP
Old Iron King 6070 HP
Demon of Song 6180 HP
Velstadt The Royal Aegis 6290 HP
Looking Glass Knight 6350 HP
Amygdala 6404 HP
Manus Father of the Abyss 6665 HP
Throne Watcher & Throne Defender 6670 HP
Forgotten Madman 6700 HP
Aldia Scholar of the First Sin 6800 HP
Ruin Sentinels 6990 HP
Belfry Gargoyles 7000 HP
High Lord Wolnir 7052 HP
The Rotten 7080 HP
Lower Pthumeru Rom the Vacuous Spider 7263 HP
Ancient Wyvern 7873 HP
Oceiros the Consumed King 8000 HP
Shadows of Yharnam 8293 HP
Nashandra 8770 HP
Moon Presence 8909 HP
Aava the King's Pet 8930 HP
Matyr Logarious 9081 HP
Gank Squad 9200 HP
Blue Smelter Demon 9260 HP
Elana, Squalid Queen 9280 HP
Four Kings 9504 HP
Lothric Younger Prince, Lorian Elder Prince 9600 HP
Pthumerian Elder 9722 HP
Sinh The Slumbering Dragon 10030 HP
Fume Knight 10100 HP
Lud and Zallen the King's Pets 10140 HP
Sir Alonne 10140 HP
The One Reborn 10375 HP
Soul of Cinder 10750 HP
Isz Celestial Emissary 10876 HP
Burnt Ivory King 11182 HP
Vendrick 11450 HP
Lower Pthumeru Merciless Watchers 11590 HP
King of the Storm, Nameless King 11677 HP
Ebrietas Daughter of the Cosmos 12493 HP
Ball and Chain Undead Giant 12768 HP
Bloodletting Beast 13280 HP
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower 14081 HP
Mergo's Wet Nurse 14081 HP
Ailing Loran Beast Possessed Soul 14275 HP

Gehrman the First Hunter 14293 HP
Ailing Loran Abhorrent Beast 15014 HP
Lower Loran Abhorrent Beast 15489 HP
Ludwig the Acursed / the Holy Blade 16658 HP
Pthumeru Ihyll Pthumerian Descendant 16824 HP
Orphan of Kos 19217 HP
Defiled Keeper of the Old Lords 19690 HP
Ancient Dragon 19840 HP
Ailing Loran Blood Starved Beast 20258 HP
Living Failures 20646 HP
Loran Darkbeast 20963 HP
Isz Ebrietas Daughter of the Cosmos 21223 HP
Laurence the First Vicar 21242 HP
Defiled Amygdala 22049 HP
Yharnam Pthumerian Queen 22822 HP
Headless Bloodletting Beast 24287 HP
Yhorm the Giant 28000 HP
Defiled Watchdog of the Old Lords 28717 HP

Midir is piss easy, the only time I see people struggling with him is if they refuse to attack his head or summon 3 people like it's not going to quadruple his health bar.

>Defiled Watchdog of the Old Lords 28717 HP
Sounds like a lot but once his face armour is broken you do 1000+ damage per hit. I've beaten the FRC version in under 3 minutes.

What the fuck you're talking about retard, Laurence melts with good gems and serrated weapon.
Meanwhile Midir has enormous damage reduction on his entire body aside from his head and the only thing that can bypass it is pestilent mercury, and that's on top of DS3 weapons having lower damage output than BB ones.

>watchdog is higher than Yhorm when Yhorm has so much you need a special weapon to do decent damage against him.

weapons in BB deal enormous amount of damage and when watchdog's head is broken he takes crazy damage for a while

Yhorm doesn't have a lot of HP, he has a lot of defense, those are very different things.

Also Defiled Watchdog is a bitch because you have to fight him with half health so there's no room for fuck ups.

Every time i get summoned for him it's 10 minutes of me trying to attack his head because the host is sticking to his ass causing him to constantly turn and do the aoe fire and then the summoner dies when they catch on that the face has significantly less defence.

Bloodborne bosses can have a ton of health, but you also deal better damage with an inventory of universally faster weapons, and it's much easier to keep up long chains of attacks with dash steps instead of being forced to roll around on the ground.

Midir literally runs away for 10 seconds after every two hits, and you deal half damage on anything except the face. It's not even difficult at all, it's just a snoozefest.

Midir also gets riposted for a third of his health every time and if you attack anything but his head, where he takes a ton of damage, you're retarded
All while being way easier to punish
Laurence takes me more than twice as long to kill, with a good build

>with a good build
post it
post gems

By a good build I mean solid weapons and stats
High end gems trivialize the whole game senpai

>anything but his head
I would gladly attack his head if he stood in one place for more than 1-2 hits.
Can you do 10k burst damage combos in DS3? No? Then shut the fuck up, retard.

Midir should have more hp

These games were always about weapon power, not about boss HP.

This is a level 15 character fighting a boss as a summon, meaning the boss has 50% more than originally.

>10K BURST DAMAGE IS A GOOD THING AND TOTALLY BALANCED LOL
come on shitter, even you can do better than that

And I'm assuming he's using a fully upgraded weapon with good gems, which is not something you'd be able to get at this point in the game?

What point are you even trying to prove here?

To be fair the pizza cutter is just obscenely overpowered. I just killed Ebrietas in about 20 seconds at level 50 with poor blood gems with it.

For the ringed city
Midir sits at 15,895 Behind Ludwig

Church Spear stands at 3350 Behind the Dirty Colossus.

Gael sits at 14,985 Behind Ailing Loran Abhorrent

I do not Know the values of Demon princes' forms

>I'm assuming.
You're assuming wrong I'm using the base weapon with no gems in it because upgraded it only has a single slot.

>What point are you even trying to prove here?
Uhh... Its really hard not to be condascending and disrespectful when you're this much of a fucking moron. Read the first god damn line of the post you responded to, you fucking moron, that's the god damn point.

I find it hard to believe that you're using an unupgraded weapon when that specific weapon requires you to beat some of the hardest bosses in the game to even acquire it.

You're saying that the game is about weapon power, but beating the first boss with a fully upgraded weapon really doesn't prove anythung but the fact that twinking still works.

Also, I think you should calm down a bit. You are being very rude.

Jesus Christ, how?

That's still better than Vordt which can be beaten just as easily with a starting weapon/deep battle axe.

See he's using beast blood pellets, which are insanely OP, and Twinking ofc
Anyways don't respond to him, his life is shitposting about dark souls

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You know you can visceral him and break his limbs right? He also has less base HP than Orphan of Kos.

see

>when that specific weapon requires you to beat some of the hardest bosses
you can get it right after Amelia by killing Simon early which is piss easy to do
yet again OP proves that he's a fucking moron who doesn't know shit about the games

Pellets take some time to rev up, yet he's still doing fantastic damage on the very first swing. That's an upgraded weapon if I ever saw one.

A dumb question but can I play movies on the PS4 from a usb drive or do they have to be in a dvd format?

Ah, forgot about that.
That's still an upgraded weapon though, and this is the last (you) you'll get from me.

>That's still an upgraded weapon though
you don't know how actual upgraded weapons behave in early BB, do you
on my actual twink a single shot from a pistol did more damage than he does per hit in pve to enemy with less resistances
that shit is weak, like +3 at most