I heard about the PS4’s roach problem at an independent console repair shop on the Lower East Side of Manhattan

>I heard about the PS4’s roach problem at an independent console repair shop on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.
>“You see those bags?” he asked. “Those are bags full of roaches. Those are all dead by now.” Che added that roach-infested PS4s are so common that XCubicle now charges a $25 “roach fee.” They get at least one each week. Other console repairmen interviewed say that at least half of the PS4s they receive are loaded with roaches.
>In cities, anywhere dark and warm runs the risk of hosting the horrible Periplaneta Americana. Most consoles lie horizontally in dark or enclosed areas, like media centers, so they’re pretty welcoming to the little critters. Roaches make their way into Xbox Ones sometimes, too. Console repairmen tend to get more PS4s in than Xbox Ones in part because there are more PS4s out there, but according to independent console repairmen interviewed, the PS4 also has the most to offer as a roach hotel.
>The PS4’s design accommodates roaches better than other consoles’ because its ventilation grates are wider. Those vents are located at the bottom of the console, so roaches can get in with ease. Also, according to repair professionals, the PS4’s insides gets hotter than the Xbox One’s because of its internal power supply. Warm, in an enclosed space and close to the floor, PS4s are great roach nesting grounds.

Reminder to not leave your PS4 flat on the floor unless you want to get a roach infestation.

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insert EU joke

If I lie some bacon beside the ps4 will it deter the turks from getting in?

>try to have vidya thread
>Sup Forumsfags storm in

Why do I even bother coming here anymore?

You ruined your own joke.

>>The PS4’s design accommodates roaches better than other consoles’ because its ventilation grates are wider. Those vents are located at the bottom of the console, so roaches can get in with ease. Also, according to repair professionals, the PS4’s insides gets hotter than the Xbox One’s because of its internal power supply. Warm, in an enclosed space and close to the floor, PS4s are great roach nesting grounds.

Did Sony just solve Turkey's housing problem?

...

Being this mad at a good meme. T*rks confirmed.

hello turkroach. how is it being a shitskin subhuman?

LOL TURKROACH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BECOME A NEO-OTTOMAN SHITHOLE ONCE AGAIN?

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>Memes became real again

Praise kek

Is it time for me to upgrade to Pro?

Maybe the PS4 is specially accomodated to them but, having worked in a pawn shop for awhile I can say with certainty that almost all electronic will collect roaches and the level of roaches is almost exclusive to the level of cleanliness you live in

*unsheathes insecticide*

daily reminder that posting on Sup Forums should result in a 7 day ban on the rest of the site

>Roaches in NYC PS4s
Color me shocked.

In all seriousness though, does anyone get these smaller, thinner roach looking bugs in their house during the summer? They're a lot smaller and less-versatile, mostly black with a small splotch of red sometimes.

You're just too stupid to understand politics.

If you play video games, you've had SJW shit shoved down your throat for years.

Sup Forumstards are too stupid to see that they're no better than the SJW's. If you're not with the SJW you're a nazi, if you're not with Sup Forums you're an overweight feminist who likes black cocks. I also hate how the mods and janitors enable these Sup Forums bait threads, maybe we should start paying them so they start working.

Here's your (you) my man

>Keeping your console on the FLOOR
People do this??

Who the fuck puts their playstation on the floor what the fuck

REINSTITUTE /mlpol/

only if you over analyze every single detail in every game, and apply it to an alternate reality where blacks are bio-engineered mutants created by Jews to destroy the white race through interbreeding.

The reality is that nobody cares about female characters eating muff, as long as the game is well written.

>Having roaches in your places of residence.

I've lived everywhere, from renting out literal basements, to apartment buildings in Ethiopian immigrant part of town, all the way to an actual house. Never have I had a roach problem.

If you have roaches, picking up your PS4 from the floor isn't the solution. Cleaning your filthy ass home and spraying around the exterior is.

>kotaku
Murder yourself

>another thread ruined by Sup Forums

FILTHY SONYBRO

That image.

>Implying americans are not mexicans.
>Implying Indians are not arabs.
>Implying Japanese are not mongolian.
>Implying Australians aren't garbage.
>Implying chicks don't fuck devices more than men.
>Implying

>You now realized that Pro-SJW threads on Sup Forums has been a normal thing for now.

They took our vidya and our sekret klub, why live.

I do regular blowouts on my consoles (not ps4 yet) and have never encountered anything living/Previously living inside. Thnk fukk

Sonynigs are sonyroaches now.

>Zarya is LGBT/feminist icon
>is actually a russian nationalist who hates omnics
The one who made that image didn't play the game. Sounds familair?

see>if you dont discuss politics with us 24/7, you're a cuckold who hates whites and wants videogames to be taken over by SJW's
no, we just don't give a fuck about politics. this is Sup Forums. It may or may not be about videogames, but it definitely isn't about politics

>Sup Forumstards are too stupid to see that they're no better than the SJW's. If you're not with the SJW you're a nazi, if you're not with Sup Forums you're an overweight feminist who likes black cocks. I also hate how the mods and janitors enable these Sup Forums bait threads, maybe we should start paying them so they start working.
t. male feminist cuckold "centist"

>it's a consolewar thread
>it's a stealth Sup Forums thread
>it's both
I dont know why do I keep coming here, maybe im a masochist

>Live in comfy apartment
>Fat neckbeard slob moves in underneath me
>Despite the fact that I vacuum every Sunday, take my trash out as soon as it's full, always bag raw meat/animal litterboxes separately so it can go out immediately, etc
>Whenever he has his windows open the most unholy stench comes up to my apartment, so I had to start closing my windows
>The atrium outside of my apartment smells like absolute shit
>His car looks like a mobile packrat fortress full of cans and fast food bags
>Suddenly roaches coming out of my sink, bed bugs swarming my bedroom
>Complain to landlord
>They go to his apartment
>Trash is literally piled up in every corner
>Soda cans everywhere
>100x worse roach problem with literally gigantic ones swarming all over the kitchen
>His room is nothing but spiderwebs and bed bugs
>Parts of the wall are actually rotten
>Mold everywhere
>Carpet curling up
>Immediately removed, have to have a professional cleaning team pretty much tear his entire apartment apart
>I get to have my apartment pretty much detoxed for free
>Got new carpet out of it
>Got money to get a new bed with

Sometimes negatives turn into positives