AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE

OF DIRT

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BICYCLE, BICYCLE

I WANT TO RIDE MY

BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYCLE

AN ARMY OF GOLEMS IS STALKING NOW THE HEART LAND
PRODUCING ONLY DUST AND SAND
NOTHING HURTS THEM NOTHING UNDER GETS UNDER THEIR STONE SKIN
AND WHEN THEY OPEN UP THEIR EARTHEN MOUTHS JUST WHAT WORDS SHALL COME OUT BUT "WE WISH WE WERE DEAD"

HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I LOOK LIKE JESUS

YOUNG BASED GOD COMING STRAIGHT WITH THE HEATER

YES, NO, MAYBE

it honestly felt just like Banjo-Kazooie or Banjo-Tooie

IMMA RIDE IN THAT PUSSY LIKE A STROLLER

I SURVIVE IN A MOTHERFUCKING GUTTER

WORK THAT SUCKA TO DEATH COME ON NOW

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU ECH

RULES OF NATURE

New hanl when

I AM JUST A WORTHLESS LIAR
I AM JUST AN IMBECILE
I WILL ONLY COMPLICATE YOU
TRUST IN ME AND FALL AS WELL

HUSTLEBONES COMIN OUT MY MOUTH

IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
SHE CRY MORE MORE MORE

BADABING BADABOOM
GET THAT BLACK GUY OUTTA MY ROOM

Jesus stop samefagging

Yeah man having autism is cool!

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THE CAR IS ON FIRE, AND THERE'S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL
AND THE SEWERS ARE ALL MUDDIED WITH A THOUSAND LONELY SUICIDES
AND A DARK WIND BLOWS

THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT
AND WE'RE ON SO MANY DRUGS
WITH THE RADIO ON AND THE CURTAINS DRAWN

WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE
AND THE MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH

THE SUN HAS FALLEN DOWN
AND THE BILLBOARDS ARE ALL LEERING
AND THE FLAGS ARE ALL DEAD AT THE TOP OF THEIR POLES

IT WENT LIKE THIS:

THE BUILDINGS TUMBLED IN ON THEMSELVES
MOTHERS CLUTCHING BABIES
PICKED THROUGH THE RUBBLE
AND PULLED OUT THEIR HAIR

THE SKYLINE WAS BEAUTIFUL ON FIRE
ALL TWISTED METAL STRETCHING UPWARDS
EVERYTHING WASHED IN A THIN ORANGE HAZE

I SAID, "KISS ME, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL -
THESE ARE TRULY THE LAST DAYS"

YOU GRABBED MY HAND
AND WE FELL INTO IT
LIKE A DAYDREAM
OR A FEVER

EMPTY MY WALLET AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

YOU JUST BOUGHT, A BAD GAME

youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

Fuck you.

This game is actually really good.
I really don't see how people shit on it this hard. Played it and it's EXACTLY what I expected, it's like someone had made a Banjo game in 2017, just what I wanted from it.

IT AIN'T ME

isn't that the rick and morty song?

YOU JUST BOUGHT~

A BAD GAME

whoahooooooooooooh~

>This game is actually really good.

lol

SO TAKE
THESE BROKEN WINGS

CAUSE YOUR HIS CHEESEBURGER
HIS YUMMY CHEESEBURGER
HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU
OH HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU
YEAH YOU ARE HIS CHEESEBURGER
HIS YUMMY CHEESEBURGER
BE BACK FOR YOU
OH HE'LL BE BACK FOR YOU

PLEASE DON'T BE MEDIOCRE BLOODSTAINED, PLZZZ.
I REFUSE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE KONAMI, MICROSOFT, AND CAPCOM WERE RIGHT!

JUST BE GOOD. TAKE THING, AND MAKE IT GOOD, HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT

>This game is actually really good
Why are you lying?

FLASH!!!

How is it not?
You haven't even played it.

WHEN I WAS

You don't have to be a trained chef to know that a food is shit. You don't need to play a game to know that it's trash.

YOU'RE GIVING ME
TOO MANY THINGS

Ah-AAAAAAAAH

PLEASE DON'T CRY BARBARA
YOU'RE A NICE MANATEE
YOU'VE BEEN SO GOOD TO ME
BUT I MUST GO INTO THE WORLD AND DO NOBLE THINGS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL
AND YOU CAN'T COME BECAUSE YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH
AU REVIOR

EVERYBODYS GOT A WATER BUFFALO
YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW
WHERE TO GET THEM I DON'T KNOW
BUT EVERYBODYS GOT A WATER BUFFALO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've never seen a game more shilled to be hated on in recent time than this one.

>Jontron was removed!
>The market team is a bunch of SJWs!\
>The camera sucks and it runs bad!
>The voices are annoying!

>Game comes out and plays just like Kazooie or Tooie

That's all I give a shit about. As a Banjo fan that's all I've wanted for the last 15 years.

you need to eat food to know that it tastes bad

way to cuck banjo fans out of a series revival Sup Forums

they got exactly what they wanted and now they'll never get another because it's been bashed to hell and back by people that didn't even want it

I OUGHTA BASH

STUPID DUMB POL TRASH

>"these people don't like the game so they must be Sup Forumstards!"

>please stop liking things I don't
>please

>it's a Sup Forums desperately tries to make another tortanic and utterly fails once again episode

The Camera being shit in a 3d platformer is very important, voices are also a legitimate criticism. I cant say I give a shit about all the Sup Forums trash but if I wanted to play platformers with fucking garbage cameras id just pirate some fucking older games. There is no excuse for the camera in this game in 2017 especially for 40 dollary doos

the devs literally brought it on themselves

>antagonize a specific audience
>wow why does this audience not like our game?

distancing themselves from e-celeb drama=/=antagonize specific audience

and don't even try to say it's because they wouldn't refund people for jontron because no one was seriously buying yooka laylee for him.

WHEN I WAS

oh, so you didn't see the twitter posts

look m8 i dont really care either way and im sure its better than Sup Forums claims it is, but they legit had a lot of twitter posts and forum posts legitimately pissing on jontron fans

(I think jontron is a faggot and his fans are too, for the record)

>There is no excuse for the camera in this game in 2017 especially for 40 dollary doos

Feel free to call me out for nostalgia or whatever on this but speaking as a fan of Rare's games I felt shit on by Microsoft. I'm a big fan of Kazooie and Tooie and hated that it's taken over a decade to get a game like this out in the market. I guess I can look past it's shortcomings because it's delivering a game I've wanted for so long.

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Do you care to post one if you don't mind? I remember that blue haired fuck calling out people with anime avatars and that legitimately made me laugh.

>Go to listen to Hurt after seeing this post
>mfw comment section

I'm on my work computer so unfortunately I don't have them on me :( Im sure with a few seconds of googling you'll find some

I'll google it. thank you anyway though.

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE, AND I AM A CERTIFIED G AND A BONA FIDE STUD, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS BIG CASS, AND HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.

BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM, HOW YOU DOIN'?

big cass is like 6'7, phoney motherfucker

Youtube comment sections will be trash no matter what user

It's such a shame how each new release Sup Forums wants it to be a tortanic

Does anyone on this site actually look forward to any game?

What the fuck

I am a big fan of Kazooie and Tooie as well, but what is the point when they dont use the resources they have in a modern world to iron out the flaws. It would be like if SEGA made a Sonic Adventure 3 with the same garbage camera and clunky Tails/Eggman levels as Sonic Adventure 2

Pirated it.
Humor is awful, but gameplay is alright.
Only 5 levels is quite a letdown.

>LE RICK AND MORTY IS REDDIT'S SHOW FACE

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggots. The show was huge on here until it stopped being available for free on youtube, then you faggots started shitting on it because 90% of Sup Forums is composed of uneducated, unemployed faggots.

I watched both seasons, doesn't stop the fanbase being cancerous

>doesn't stop the fanbase being cancerous

you're part of the fucking fanbase dipshit.

You're going to the worst places LOOKING for shit to be mad about. i do the SAME EXACT thing user, i know. Just chill the fuck out and stop looking like a dumbass with your REDDIT AND MORTY memes because they're blatantly wrong.

My nigger

>Literally speaking the best possible score.
What is this thread for OP?

>watching cartoons
Are you 12?

why do you want to try to fuck me you pedophile piece of shit?

I think it actually was pretty charming and succeeded in what it was supposed to be

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAHHH AAAAAAHHH AAAH

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

>I think it actually was pretty charming and succeeded in what it was supposed to be
You know who else has that same exact opinion?

Pedophiles looking at child porn.

You're as bad as a fucking pedophile, i hope you die.

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or all your friends tell you it tastes bad

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>her scarf is literally just yellow buttons from the n64 controler

It honestly disgusts me how much they were trying to sell this on nostalgia alone.

Something to keep in mind is this is an indie game at heart. I can imagine making a stable camera for a game like this can't be that easy.

How did they get Chloe Mortez's likeness in this game?

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No. Every pagie makes you jump through litteral hoops or play some lame ass mini game to get because the devs couldn't make acruelly interesting exploration/ challanges. It's like a poor mans DK64.

It's fucking crystal clear that these weren't the people behind BK's inspiration and great design, these were the ideas guys

But it was a complete flop. The only reason it's not a Tortanic is because fucking nobody but a few machildren gave a shit about it, it wasn't big enough.

Thats wrong, though. Just about everything in the Icymetric Palace is great and the first, third, and fifth worlds are top notch. The only level that makes you jump through a million hoops in Capital Cashino.

>triggered Redditor
>The show was huge on here until it stopped being available for free on youtube

This isn't Reddit, everyone pirates, why the fuck would people watch it on Youtube? Go back.

>these were the ideas guys
Nope, they weren't even the idea guys, they're washed up losers who barely had anything to do with BK to begin with.

Also i may be biased because of my father, but "idea guys" back during the BK era of the industry still did a LOT of leg-work getting things published and to retailers. I remember my dad working on game releases sometimes and i barely ever saw him, he was always working.

Brazilian internet means it is easier to watch on youtube than to download. Please actually try using critical thinking before posting.

Go to Reddit

LEBT DENN DR ALTE HOLZMICHL NOCH?

heh, I kinda liked it

kys

>Brazilian internet means it is easier to watch on youtube than to download. Please actually try using critical thinking before posting.
Only Brazilians watch R&M? Yeah that makes sense, only subhumans would like that shit. Also explains why Reddit loves it.

>food analogy

haha 69 NICE

Goddamn we get that you're a loser with no friends but you can tone it down when you're on Sup Forums.

Heh.. nothing personal, kid.

>calls others losers on an anonymous Chinese cartoon image board
>"Y-you must have no friends if you don't like my edgy fedora cartoon!!"