*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
What do you do Sup Forums?

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spare me, totem

But what if he doesnt?
What if he burns down your house too?

DON'T

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What is his endgame?

>1500 dollars

for WHAT purpose?

I call him "shitty forced reddit meme" and move on

1500 is a small price for such a powerful artifact.

>Implying user willingly bought the totem
The totem has a will of it's own and chooses it's owner. The Totem controlled and forced the buyer to bid 1500.

dude paid a dollar per reply

shitty rate desu

>Chris chan artifact
>Reddit
You exposed yourself redditor, downvoted

Wait a week and get my path back

What the fuck was this guys problem?

He had no reason to fight you at that point in the story, and his stats are extremely inflated as well. Then when you spend 1500 gold to hire him later on, he takes the cash and fucks off.

be careful not to stare at it for too long otherwise the autism curse trapped inside will find a new host inside my body

What kind of powers does it posses?

It gives you fame at the cost of crippling autism.

So like Shia labeouf or any gaming youtuber?
Sign me up

This has to be the most autistic artifact ever.

Put on gloves and throw it in the trash where it belongs

use master ball

Enjoy having your house burn down

Do you really want to know?

...

sonic totem will i ever get a girlfriend

Will i ever be rich?

>implying you can contain him who cannot be contained

Am I destined to travel and map the void that spawned you?

Can boys be lesbians?

its like a monkeys paw, you'll just win,but you'll become autistic

are traps gay?

>still not getting that no sensible being would actually pay for it, but the thing itself can overtake a person's feeble mind, even through the internet

kek, you and Chris Chan BTFO

Oh. Alright.

Am I destined to travel and map the void that spawned you?

You can make cameos in cartoons, but at a great price

Are you the source of Chris Chans power?

heh

nothing personnel kid

will bloodborne 2 be released on PC

Will our sinful souls ever know the Lord's light?

i will have a girlfriend ?

Seriously, what are the odds for Shia's downfall starting when he coincidentally came across a picture of The Totem on the internet?

ITT: Unnerving

I ask thee again, o mighty totem of autism.

THANKS SONIC TOTEM

Is there a cure for autism?

Will Trump serve 2 terms?

Are you really worth $1500

Am I gonna score before I hit age 40?

Will I be a virgin forever?

Will autism rule the earth?

no

no

Will my short be the best short ever?

Wh-what? When did I mention I'd throw a match into the trash can?

Sorry mate.

>for all of eternity

HOLY SHIT HE REPLIED THE SAME THING IN THE OTHER THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You fucked up.

sonic totem will i die peacefully

>Pay 1500 dollars for an artifact hand made by one of the best case studies autism will ever see.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Will I die within the next year?

Dont you know that the totem burned down chris chans house

And thus user left the world behind. The dark powers of the totem granting him the ethereal nature of Autism that would let him slip behind the threads of the world. His quest, simple. He would search ever onward for the source of the chaos that spawned the totem. He will forever walk through the lands of eternity until he has seen all that is to be seen.

KNOW THE LORE NEWFAG

if he keeps it in good condition I legit think he could resell it later.

Am I next?

youtube.com/watch?v=CM6S1uurahU

I'm convinced it's legit cursed.

oh shit

Oh fug

if i love futa am i a faggot?

Requesting transparent totem for OC

Fuck

Run, dude. Run. Don't ever look back. Look back, and you're dead.
Run.

You just got monkey-paw'd.

...

HOLY SHIT

Do you think Shia could be tricked into thinking its made by some autistic kid for some charity fundraiser?

Are you evil incarnate.

You'd better screencap that

NO

TAKE MY SPIRIT POWER AND SHIELD YOURSELF

I'LL HOLD IT OFF FOR AS LONG AS I CAN

EVEN IF IT IS NAUGHT BUT A MOMENT IT'LL BUY YOU A SECOND OF LIFE

Sonic totem... Was... Was CWC just the begging for? Surely you don't have more plans for us humble mortals, r-right?

Is Chris Chan the source of your power?

Will I meet my waifu?

Will you be merciful?

Told

btfo

kek

Are you an avatar of kek?

WILL MY PLEA FOR DEATH BE ANSWERED

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youtu.be/-UA6Y4AiSKc

This just keeps getting more horrifying.

Will you take my soul and give me infinite power?

Ok, are you an avatar of kek?

Kek!

Are you going to be gentle with us on the day of your apocalyptic reckoning, dark one?

Should I fap?

SHIIET

Before my mother passed away, did she actually want to fuck me every time she flashed me her tits and pussy?

I mean yeah, she had an awesome pussy, almost no hair and no inner labia at all while she was nicely pink and glistening inside, and yeah her nipples looked just like mine (of all things to inherit from ones' mother), but still...

Did my mother actually want to fuck me?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's hopeless. We will know no peace.