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I'LL BEAT THIS LEVEL BUT IN AN HOUR I'LL BE HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER

I unironically enjoy Gex Enter The Gecko

Midnight at the oasis~

I unironically LOVE the trilogy

Am I the only one who read the book?

Same. I had a lot of fun playing it.

How topical was it?

are people saying its bad?

Its literally an extended story of all three of the game manual's plots put together


and its fucking awesome

Is it just me or AM I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!

My name is Ken
I seek water

Reminder that Square Enix owns the Gex IP now

it was the only one I played and it was pretty cool
according to hardcore GEX FANATICS, it was shit

>GEX FANATICS
nigger only about 10 people on this entire board played gex

Man I've been really wanting to replay Enter the Gecko does anyone know if it works on Windows 7? PCGamingwiki says I just need a wrapper for the glide API, I have an N64 cart but that version is missing a lot of voice lines. Or would it just be easier to emulate the PS1 version?

Kickstarter modern Gex with memes when?

Emualte the PS1 version for sure
I grew up with the n64 version, and after getting a PS1 copy, I fucking amazed at how much cut content there is

and you get this kickass title screen theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Ga9wY3CzEJQ

fuck you
also

Yeah figured that would probably be best, still going to look into the PC version but more than likely will just end up emulating.

Time for a storytime of the deep lore behind Gex

I mean they did say a few years ago they would let their devs use IPs they obtained from Eidos. Square also owns crystal dynamics who made all the gex games so not all hope would be lost if we saw a new one.

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no they said they would outsource the obtained IPs to INDIE devs

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>capture the flag level
>"I hope Shia LeBeouf doesn't take this personally!"

Shit your right I swear to god if some indie dev destroyed Gex I would personally go to Japan and bomb their headquarters. Series is better off dead in that case.

>Gex but aimed at the SJW
>The live action chick is now Queen Latifa

Gex was the shit

I need a fucking remaster of the first one. or a fucking HD collection

The end

also here's the cutscenes to Gex 3

How could you HONESTLY make a modern Gex game work? TV has been dead for years and it would be a meme filled cringe fest.

FUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=pslHzXfS44o

just shit like that

>Never take career advice from Randy Pitchford!

or

>apocalyptic level
>We did it, we made America great again!

i never got a single reference this Game made. were they actually funny or whats the go.

Remaster all three games with new movesets for Gex

Add in new lines from recent movies and tv shows

Have Retro Studios remaster the trilogy and have David Wise remaster the soundtrack

DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING JOKE LIKE THAT

It doesn't need to be modern

TV and Film are in a current love affair with the 80's

Make him as PC as possible in a world of temptations

most of us learned our lesson after bubsy and that stupid squirrel

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fuck you Conker's Bad Fur Day is amazing

Which Playboy Bunny/Porn star should they use for a remaster?

Or should we get a lady lizard or some other furbait?

For some reason, Flacid Lake was my favorite level design when I was a young lad

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Sara Underwood

GEE SCOOB LET'S GET BACK TO THE MYSTERY VAN

WILL CHEECH AND OR CHONG PLEASE REPORT TO THE FRONT DESK

CHEECH AND OR CHONG

AH, TO SEE THE WORLD AS KEITH RICHARDS DOES

WELCOME TO UNDER THIS OLD HOUSE

Remember to get all the floating tokens in the superhero level for that 100% game completion, user.

Where'd you get that?

by spending a lot of money

Greatest villain ever?

Of course you enjoyed it, it was a fucking great game. Gex 3 was awesome too.

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I remember one user posted this pic in a gex thread a while back, I never even knew anything like that existed.

holy shit I remember that thread
I think they tried to check the archive site to try to find what that website was, but it was gone forever

Hell yeah it was.
I replay Gex 2 every few years or so.

what?

Dave's not here, man

Gex 3 was my shit, although the part when the bears come to life in the mansion scarred me as a kid

I remember one time when I was a kid, I was playing through 64 ,and gex said "it's tail time!'. My mom heard and asked what I was playing & said "what I just heard was inappropriate". I didn't understand why at the time.

I do now though anons.

I do now.

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Gex 3 had a fuckton of sexual innuendos

That music is haunting as fuck bruh

BITCH PLEASE

I'M RIGHT HERE MOTHER FUCKER

WE ALL ARE

>the PS1 version for sure
This. I couldn't understand why anybody gave a shit about Gex until I heard the PS1 soundtrack

>1999

furbait would fit better

>Bubsy

I beat it but I was way too young to get most of the references.

I'm flaming... in the manly way


I assume OP was in the thread this morning

Square has said many times that they're totally open to devs using the IP.

Less open to publishing the title or not taking a fair slab of royalties - but this isn't nu-Atari or some dumb shit, they're not just sitting on them.

this stuff would never fly in today's gaming environment

THIS LOOKS LIKE AN ALL NIGHTER IN RICHARD SIMMONS HOUSE

>and it would be a meme filled cringe fest.
So it'd be exactly the same?

Make Xtra furbait and then it will

Just have it parody video games instead. Each level is a satire of a different genre/trend.

I'M HAVIN' 'NAM FLASHBACKS AND I WASN'T EVEN THERE!

THIS IS WORSE THAN A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH ADOLF HITLER

>jrpg themed level where gex has crazy hair and all the enemies have super dramatic monologues

>horror themed level where its just a bunch of long hallways with really obvious jump scares

>walking sim themed level where there's an obnoxious narrator and the level actively makes itself easier for you to win

I'd play it.

rank each entry in the series.

1. Gex 64
2. Gex 3
3. Gex 1

With only three games & one of em is a gameboy game, it's not gonna be that different for most of us.

THIS IS LIKE HALLOWEEN AT RIP TAYLORS

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Read the lore, Gex watches tv to cope with the loss of his father
He doesnt give a shit about video games

Wrong
its
>GEX
>Gex: Enter the Gecko
>Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko
>Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko (GBC)

its "REMINDS ME OF HALLOWEEN AT RIP TAYLORS"

I asked for Goldeneye as a Christmas present one year. Imagine my surprise when I open the N64 game-shaped present only to find it's fucking Gex 64.

Apparently, Goldeneye was sold out and my mother thought this looked "close enough," so she went ahead and bought the piece of shit.

funny thing is Gex aged better than Golden Eye
get fucked

did anyone else have a godawful time on the titanic level on 64? the fixed camera gives no depth perception when jumping into the toilets.

damn. close enough for not having played in 15 years.

SCOTTY
BEAM ME INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SORORITY HOUSE

not to mention they used the horror music for titanic
did the same thing for the mooshoo pork boss fight by replacing his unique boss theme with the circuit central theme

We missed this wonderful track from the n64 version
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The camera in general is absolute garbage.

Beat this a month or two ago. Is Rez his dad? I think it was justa gag but what if? Also why would gex be motivated by money? Apparently his family is loaded.

Read the book, he was mutated in the NASA explosion
And they got money because their great uncle charlie was the model for Lacoste and put some money into the stocks
Then his brothers and sisters bought Australia and his mom bought NASA and sold the rockets to some third world countries

is this canon? because this seems like DEEPEST LORE

excuse you nigger number 11 right here and present

It's copypasta. The exact image and text was posted a long time ago in a Gex thread.

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Crystal Dynamics wanted the most tragically retarded backstory but somehow made a masterpiece

It's all canon

You mean all that shit i read b4 posting my comment nigger. Now ive read it twice and im asking why would money motivate gex