Duke Nukem is now the protagonist of the last game you played. What happens?

Duke Nukem is now the protagonist of the last game you played. What happens?

My dialogue choices become a lot more limited, but not necessarily worse

Max Payne
I'd play it. Though its hard to imagine Douk being married and having a kid.

>Dominions 4
not sure how this works

>Doom
"Time to kill some demon bastards"

>I'm gonna kill those bastards that stole my babe!
not that hard to imagine

Modern Duke would be terrible because he relies heavily on pop culture references.

Modern pop culture is internet memes. And people hate that shit as it ages much worse than lines from good movies.

>Yakuza 0
I dont even know

duke's pop culture references were already dated by 1996 seeing as how lots of them were '80s action movie references

Get off vent or I'll have you bent

>Nier a tomato
>It's the exact same as one of Duke's games

The 3rd Reich wins WW2

>Farming Simulator 16

One of the most harmless non-puzzle games, so he can't do anything

It improves by roughly 300%.

Dated on a technical level sure. Older references but they weren't disliked or cringe. They're fine even today.

Imagine Duke now making arrow in knees jokes or having the cake is a lie lines.

>"Duke can haz cheeseburger"
>"This ones for Harambe"
>"Bazinga"

>"I'm with Her"
>"I love punching Nazis"

You can't count more than (let's be generous and say) 10 good lines from films made in the last ten years.

not just films. Anything really.

I don't know if it's just me but the last REALLY good line i can recall, is from the Avengers.
>I'm always angry.

Team Fortress 2 not bad

>Persona 5
People cry. Plot falls apart.

Exactly. Which is why a modern Duke would literally be memes. What other relevant pop culture is there right now?

IT'S PAYNE WAC- wait a minute thats not payne
>blow it out your ass

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The Taken monologue. I really wanna hear Duke say that to some alien bastards after they kill his dog

Which girl would Duke choose?

>Battefield 1
Welp it seems that I'm finally giting gud

>Hearthstone

Well, those are some nice emotes. What's his Hero Power?

genius

That fucking Big Bang show, Marvel movies, Rick and Morty maybe?

>if Duke is same age as MC
Harem end
I couldn't see him going for a minor otherwise.

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>last game I played was Blood
Do Duke and Caleb team up? What's their banter back and forth?

>Sae creaming her panties repeatedly throughout the story.

Spec Ops the line

He ends up being a completely oblivious psychopath.

Fallout New Vegas with the DUST mod
It would be the same I guess but he would just spout one liners and not die all the time like a little bitch
>Pic related is said character

All of em ofcourse. Duke doesn't choose, the girls choose him.

Im not sure how the land of hyrule is going to deal with Duke Nukem