TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

TAKE YOUR DAMN

TAKE YOUR

I want to fuck John.

What did he mean by this?

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Link it

He has a hairy ass

The one realistic thing about the future this """game""" predicted is someone looking like John having trouble finding a gf because modern 3D women will never settle for a tradesman

Van could easily kick his ass

>that video of him where he says he wanted to be an actor but so many places rejected him so he went to porn
really saddens me

To be fair, we've seen him act. He's no Bobby Lee

>Game is called Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>Within the first five minutes a plumber wears a tie

What did they mean by this?

Instead of a two-bit actor, he became a legend that lives forever.

It's bittersweet.

THERE ARE DOGS CLAPPING?

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DOGS WERE FUCKIN WATCHING

>102 auditions

He's too pure for us.

TAKE

Be warned OP
Faggot mods will ban you

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INTAKE OF AN OUTTAKE OF AN INTAKE

I never understood why the PDWT threads are always taken down, they're literally about videogames

They probably rejected him because he was a shit actor.

FUCK YOU

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I never asked for these feels

It's too shit to be a proper video game

IT'S LIKE GEEZ THERE'S 4 BUTTONS RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE CONTROLLER
LIKE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH

>"I'm looking at this aspect of my life for the first time, it's been 4 or 5 years now...I feel...I feel kinda sad"

K

It's too far above your level to understand

If a game being shit was a qualifier for being banned on Sup Forums, we wouldn't have any ME:A, DA2, DA:I, SWTOR, Other M, Big Rigs, or DayZ threads here.

How many people here knew about Plumbers Don't Wear Ties before the AVGN shit on it?

It always depresses me to see pornstars who don't like their jobs or had plans to do something better with their lives.
I guess it's better then being in a dead end office job or something but damn, really hurts to hear people say they wanted to be a famous star or a biologist or some shit only to have to turn to porn instead, especially when they go on to say how they dislike their porn job

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

I don't get how anyone could dislike a porn job. Yes, it's work, and it's not particularly easy, but it's an extremely cushy job that is a lot less demanding than most other jobs, requires NO talent, and doing dirty shit, like BLACKED, Facial Abuse, scat fetishry, etc, is volunteer based.

True, it destroys their ability to have a normal relationship with someone, but there are plenty of other jobs that do the same, and/or worse. My father worked as a mechanic for 20 years, and his joints are fucking destroyed. He went from 190 pounds to 440 in just 3 years because he can't exercise one bit, and his work won't cover the costs to get his joints fixed up. If he were a porn actor, he'd be richer and healthier.

Don't feel too bad for him now, he's a porn director now

Fuck I've never seen more ironic weeb in one image than this man I can't handle it duuuduee eIM Fucking BUGGING OUT DAWWGGG

It may be because it's a morally degrading job.

Morally? No, not really. Degrading? Certainly.

But you don't hear trashmen, janitors, or, hell, the people that have to clean up the fluids from the set after the pornstars are done leaking everywhere complaining. EMT's have it WAY harder, morally, physically, and emotionally, and they get paid far less.

Perfect

RUN JANE! RUUNN!!!

64 BIT

This.