Warcraft III

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

T-T-T-THE-THE-THEY-THEY-THEY C-C-C-CA-CA-CAME-CAME-CAME-F-F-FRO-FRO-FROM-B-B-B-BEHIND

FOR MY FATHER, THE KING

Must... feed

I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER! HA-HA-HA-HA!

For the last time, I am a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD!

The senate will decide your fate

...

Its treason then, good friend, but I have the high ground. This can only mean one thing... ventilaton shafts and droid attacks on the wookies.

Wheres the minimap?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAR COMBAAAAAAAAT

>driving home from work

>constanly do my best impression of random warcraft 3 characters

Was it autism?

Nah. You're fine.

I must consider this an act of treason.

JOB'S DONE

It's treason then...

"I'm not in season!"

Welcome back to Jaina in the morning!

Have you LOST your MIND, Arthas?

My sick says otherwise.

Let me use my human call. I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!

I'M HERE TO HELP

>Fast, tanky fuccboi who never dies
>Heals your units for nothing
>Amazing damage against air
>Ultimate takes care of your GDP forever in the late game
Why isn't the best hero more used?

suspenderoni your pepperoni

...

Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

Touch me not, I am chaste!

>Custom game
>Shade's attack dialogue
>"FEEL MY WRATH!"
>"DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!"