BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST

BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST

BORN
INTO A PACK

Dogshit linear "levels.
Platinum games should be called bronze games.

LOOKING FOR ITS DAILY FEAAST

A PREDATOR ON THE VERGE OF DEATH

CLOSE TO IT'S LAST BREATH

GETTING CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

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...

How do I unlock this guy in Nier?

You need to do way instain mother

They kill it like two seconds later.

THERE'S NO CHOICE
BUT TAKE ORDERS

What a shit game, I played an hour of it and it's fucking terrible. Snake Eater is about 1000x better, what was the motive for this spin off game being actiony and "cool" when the stealth games did so well?

>I don't like action games

ok

No it isn't that, it's that it tries so fucking hard to be cool and E P I C

>I hate fun

And it succeeds.

Are you talking about Snake Eater user?

BEING MEMED BY LE EPIC MEME xD

Why do Metal Gear fags work so hard to turn everything into a le funny internet joke?

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>Why do Metal Gear fags work so hard to turn everything into a le funny internet joke?

Replying to the mother of all Shitposters here Jack Trenton. Can't fret over these dubs.

I love fun, I don't like clunky controls and lame combat mixed with a crazy cool metal OST and "epic" cinematics
People are dumb and like stupid shit
No fucker, I'm talking about the epic cyborg ninja beat em up

ON MY OWN

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>I don't like clunky controls and lame combat

And yet you think Snake eater is 1000 times better?

Lmao, you sound like some faggot who only played a few metal gear solid games and that's your entire experience with vidya.

Platinum game controls are anything but clunky

you're probably just bad

GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN

kys yourself

But I've played all of them :(

Probably, I will give the game another shot soon :))

>But I've played all of them

Yes. Only a few metal gear solid games exist after all.

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You played for an hour, the tone of the game settle a bit after the first boss and slowly ramps up in a more digestible way, and the game becomes funner as you get more weapons and upgrades like every almost other game in the genre.

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Thanks user, I'll definitely give it another go

The tutorial having Raiden fighting a Metal Gear and jumping on/slicing missiles within 5 minutes of turning game on felt very silly to me
(Also the music is lame)

By not taking itself too seriously. MGR know it is a videogame and that's why it has over the top stuff.

Game is gold, flawed but golden.

It's basically the only thing they could have done to salvage the MGS universe after 4's faggotry.

>every game needs to be minecraft or fallout