Hello there! I'm your new neighbor, Mr. Todd Howard! Welcome to the neighborhood!

Hello there! I'm your new neighbor, Mr. Todd Howard! Welcome to the neighborhood!
I heard you like videogames. Would you like to come over to my place for some beers and some of that new game, Fallout™ 4? It's the hottest game out there, I heard!

Excuse me Mr. Todd, I didn't let you in, nor did you even knock, you picked my front door's lock and barged in, I'm going to have to ask you to leave before I call the police.

Why would i come over for a single player game?

Todd, how are you inside my house, yet still behind the screen door?

Unless it is Elder Scrolls 6 or Fallout New Vegas 2, get out. I have played Fallout 4 to death.

honestly ive done this before and I would say DO NOT do it it makes everything sexually tense because one guy is playing the game and the other guy is just imagining what his sweaty cock tastes like and how big it is, whether it will fit inside his ass or whether he just sucks it dry instead, and if he will swallow or not..

Well, neighbor buddy, you can play some Skyrim Remastered Special Edition for the Nintendo Switch if you can somehow peel yourself away from Award Winning GOTY (pending) Fallout 4.

>Beer

Sorry I'm not a degenerate.

Sure, you already bought it right?

Come over to my house to play some Fallout 4 right now.

You know, I only pirated your games so I could experience the satisfaction of uninstalling them.

why are you so obsessed with shoving your own games to all the people around?

I will never play Fallout 4! Just try and reach me, Todd!

Of COURSE I did, are you implying I pirate videogames? BETHESDA videogames?
Who would do such a vile thing?

Look, you entitled little shit, will you just FUCKING BUY MY GAME already?
I'm FUCKING TIRED of following you everyfuckingwhere
Just be a good consumer and FUCKING BUY IT

I'd... I'd actually buy Skyrim on switch if it had local coop. Todd, get to work

I've done it, it can be enjoyable as it helps keeps conversation going with someone you want to catch up with.

Me

I don't buy first person shooters.

T-todd you're scaring me. I think its about time you leave

I'll buy it, decide if I like it or not, then return it. If I do, then I pirate. But I hardly like your games, Todd.

Get out of my house Todd, I'm playing New Vegas

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Hi, user! I've got a Fallout 4 package with your name on it right here! That'll be 59.99, plus tip!

JUST FUCKING BUY IT FAGGOT

Not buying it Todd I'm calling the cops

Lmao fuck off manlet.

Say that to my face little boy

um, you're mistaken, I didn't order anything like it

FUCK YOU TODD, 20 MINUTES INTO WITCHER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY BETTER THAN MY 200 HOURS OF FALLOUT 4 REEEE

You're as shit at photoshop as you are at making games Todd.

I've done this but with women. Hollow Knight + alcohol is a great icebreaker.

>your new neighbor, Mr. Todd Howard! Welcome to the neighborhood!
>new neighbor
>"welcome to the neighborhood!"
Blow it out your ass and die in a car crash Todd. This is Nintendo territory here. You play mario party or you get the fuck out.

You fucking delete that shit right now! Stop spreading these terrible lies!

As far as modern art goes, this is an excellent piece. I'd say 4chins needs an art board, but it'd quickly become some sort of despicable mishmash of the most pretentious parts of Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

i went over to a girls house for fallout 3 once(on her 360) and i ended up fucking her ass after a conversation about anal.

40 hours of witcher 3
20 hours of skyrim

i never finish games

Officer Howard here, what seems to be the problem, sir? I have a summons that says you are violating the law by not buying Fallout 4. Please put your wallet up and give it to me before I have to use lethal force.

Make me faggot.

>shoots your dog

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never

you may have bought the police department to intimidate me, todd, but i stand on my constitutional right to not buy your game!

>Todd letting anyone play his game without paying
Nice try, impostor.

>implying that right exists following the passage of the ACA

It's says here you own fallout... 4. Sorry I can't hire you. Unless you trade that in for Fallout NV I have nothing more to say.