Is naughty dog 'our guy'?

Is naughty dog 'our guy'?

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Well Sup Forums doesn't like games, so yes.

Dont post the old hag, post the daughter

worst fetish

Why does she look so washed up and shitty in the late game?

She looks like a great 28-38 beautiful woman in 2/3/beginning of 4. But then near the end she looks like a drying out piece of jerky.

I really doubt she'd look like that in the end of 4 because of how youthful/etc she looked back then.

Might as well be Nathan's feet

That's just white women in general. They age like milk.

no

What's a dection?

Ahah...So Sup Forums now thinks Uncharted 1-3 are considered "games". Next thing you know in 9 more years, Sup Forums will praise U4 while shitting on their newest games....

Goddamn this contrarian cycle must fucking end.

They still cant do wrists right.

Currently playing through Uncharted 1 for the first time, why wouldn't it be a game?
I'm not saying the gameplay is good, it's mostly a shitty cover shooter with short and easy jumping sections, but apart from the introduction there aren't that many cutscenes/qte stuff.

Are you, dare I say it, shitposting?

It's not a cycle; it's a constant progression. Games have been getting worse and worse every year that goes by, and therefore make older games look better by comparison.

Posting the most attractive person in the game.

that's future Elena btw, she's like 50 years old in this pic

What's Hennig doing now?

I actually do think they're games. I'm not retarded like the rest of Sup Forums that likes to shitpost about it being a movie, when it clearly isn't. Now Sup Forums will like the older uncharteds while shitting on the future games.

This board needs a purge.

You're saying this like it's some contrarian opinion.

She has literally zero ass, so no, naughty dog isn't "our guy".

It's because the games are old nu/v/ will now like it over anything western new. Why else do you think they meme people to buy old supernintendo games and weebshit?

I want daddy Nathan to ______ me!

No white girl has.

>not toe rings
Total plebians

lel

They are very short

I want him to smash my boipussi and tell me he's exploring my temple, if you catch my drift.

lmao

Men age like wine, women like milk.

So this....is the power...of the ps4...Woah

The ass was fat.

Was.

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really makes you think

Nice meme.

>U2
>Elena has a small ass while chloe's cheeks are the size of bowling balls
>U4
>Chloe's ass got NERFED
>Nothing changed for Elena

Really activates my brain juice.

asses are big again in The Lost Legacy

Fucking beat me to it

>Nothing changed for Elena
Sorry

How could these two fine people produce such ugly jewish looking creature?

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Elena looks the same throughout the whole game, she just gets covered in dirt and grime by the end.

Unless you're talking about the epilogue. There she is like 15 years older

At least proof read you faggy meme you triplecunt

If they're gonna make a new one with her, she better improve and at least get nice tits(ass is out of the question because Elena never had one).

I don't want to play as some fugly fridge dyke.

>UC3
>still fun to replay

what the fuck

why didnt nathan smash this

How do you feel about Samuel Drake?

>tfw no young Sam to be your big brother as a child.

>forcing Drake to stop adventuring and settle for handling a fucking construction company when all he wants to do is chase treasures
>just because her biological clock was ticking

WHy the FUCK does CHloe look like a Pajeet?

>Nate fucks Chloe in her prime
>Then marries Elena before getting rich and famous then moving to a beach house with their Daughter and Doggo

Fuck I want Nathan's life so bad

>ywn nuzzle up against Drake's chest while he tells you about his adventures

Nigga she's only like 35 at most by the end of 4, then there's a time jump with their like 11yr old daughter. Then she looks like a 60yr old woman who might die and blow away into dust.

She would not look like that after only 12ish years. That's bullshit. For how healthy and young she looked at 35-40 at the end of 4, she would have aged way more gracefully.

The new Star Wars game where you play as a Bounty Hunter? Basically you kill rebels and imperials.

you didn't play Uncharted 2?

pretty sure she is confirmed to be part Indian

That image always makes me fucking lose my sides. Where the fuck was this taken? The fuck happened with the sprite lol

lol western women peak at 25

10 years after that and you usually get a mess

He's ok. Felt like they just shoved him in the lore to make the story of u4. If they were gonna pull that shit, they should have went with the original script when he was suppose to be evil.

IIRC it's from a multiplayer replay/demo from Uncharted 2. They moved the camera over to that Nathan Drake player (who was in the process of dying) and the game didn't render his eyes or something to save resources, because he wasn't supposed to be visible to the camera anyway

She was always a pajeet, at least part. Now that she's getting old, her poo genes are resurfacing. I think Nate made the right call, desu.

She didn't force anything, Drake was the one who wanted to settle down for her. She even wanted him to take the Malaysia job
She looked pretty much the same with some greying hair

Hug

it's just an awkward preteen Eliza-Thornberry phase.
A lot of really attractive people didn't look like anything special before puberty

Show me a 60 year old woman that looks like that and I'll show you a stain in my pants.

>has family
>has a wife and kid to take care of
>him getting a stable safe job instead of fucking around treasure hunting and possibly dying leaving behind his family alone is somehow a bad thing

When was the last time you went outside, she looks 35-40. Right on age.

she looks great for a woman pushing 50

>Implying

There are 35-50yr old women at my work that look great (and there is one that is atleast 40 who I would absolutely plow the fuck out of).

This is a better picture of what she would look like. The OP picture with her older-self render makes her look really bad.

Just look up some milf JAV's you bitch, they have good women and not whores like USA/Europe.

she's a ltieraly succ who gets all the men around her killed though

Women in pretty much all milf stuff are in their 30s and early 40s.

Who was in the wrong here?

Why don't any of the relatives of all the people Drake has murdered over the years ever come after him and his perfect family for revenge?

*blocks your path*

welcome to reality

>>a lot of attractive people didn't look like anything special before puberty
>tfw looked good just before puberty and got uggo after it

Too be fair, Nate didn't really age well either.

>bottom left
T H I C C

Dude I fucking wish I look like that when I'm 50. Hell wouldn't mind looking like that now

Her face when she's older looks like she is fucking 65, not like 50. Our guy my ass. made her daughter look ugly on purpose too.

>few more wrinkles
>WAAH SHE'S 65

Fucking virgins.

*loses the match*
For whatever reason new players always use basic Drake/Nadine/Knot

her nose is weird as fuck and she looks like a cartoon

>confirmed part indian
Where is the proofs

>made her daughter look ugly on purpose too.
>Implying thats a bad thing

>They are big again in the literal irrelevant DLC about 2 of the least interesting characters from a character pool that has so much potentional
LITEALLY chosing the worst characters to do backstories with because faggot is an SJW and idiots will buy it regardless

>Bruce Straley stated in a interview in regards to Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, Chloe is half-Indian, which would make her Indian-Australian.

I always thought she was more latina, but whatever.

I think it was confirmed in some interview or some trailer that her father is Poo in Loo and her mother Straya.

>made her daughter look ugly on purpose too.
You know why? Because of all that SFM porn of Sarah and Ellie from The Last of Us. Damn pedos have to ruin it for everyone

>father is Poo in Loo and her mother Straya
>pooed

Can we talk about how much NaughtyDog jews out for online stuff? GEtting the stuff there purely by playing online is next to impossible because you earn so little. Buying the stuff? Costumes for more money than the fucking game is worth? Jews.
If they amde porn of Sarah, a fucking ugly niglet, they would make porn of ugly Drake SJW daughter too.

Nevermind thought Sarah was the nigger Ellie kissed
Well that's not a reason not to make beautiful characters. Fuck off with that shit.

>women making """fun"""" video games

Shut the fuck up you SJW shill, don't you have more Wonder Woman threads to be making on Sup Forums?

>feet thread becomes an ass thread

Assfags are the worst

>doesn't like to stuff his face in good rump roast
Look at this pleb.

This thread is ASS

Druckmann isn't even involved in The Lost Legacy. It's hopefully going to have all the excessive action (and ass) that U4 was lacking, while fixing Nadine's character so she isn't such an unlikable mary sue.

>if you don't play a lot you can't unlock cosmetic shit without paying
who cares? It's not very hard to unlock the guns and boosters etc that actually affect gameplay

Druckmann's biggest crime was removing Doughnut Drake. I heard his team had already modeled him and everything, but he asked them to take him out of the game because he felt that Naughty Dog had "outgrown" DD.

It would've been funny as fuck to play as fat Drake with UC4's graphics. I love how they make his voice so much deeper as a fatass

>le feet meme

kys

>replacing Amy
>ever

she had her chance with Uncharted 3, and she blew it

>writers are game designers

She quit, afaik