Alright, class! Time for us to get to know eachother. What are you favorite hobbies?

>Alright, class! Time for us to get to know eachother. What are you favorite hobbies?
>How about you user?
>"I-I-I I like to p-play video g-games...."

tell them you like to build PCs, most normies will think that's pretty cool

you have built your own PC before right user?

Who here is a virgin?
Age?
How do you live with it anons?

>actually showing up to class
>not getting blazed with the boys
Lmaoing at your life

I always just said my hobby was introducing myself in a sarcastic tone while looking as if I was about to kill everyone around me.
I didn't have many friends.

This happened to me in a biology class in college and this classroom full of girls were visibly shocked when I told them I build computers. I was confused why they were impressed and asking me questions about it.

Lego blocks with wires. Chill.

Me.
24.
I just do

I am
21
Could care less don't want to waste my time with women anyway. I'm not gay either so don't try

>"nothing really I'm pretty boring"
holy shit never do this anons

27
i've accepted no one will ever be attracted to me at this point

Me
22
I don't know, maybe I'm just young enough to be optimistic about the future.

Deep-down I know I'm dying alone, so I'll just fill the gap with shitty anime and self-deprecating memes

Just tell them you've watched over 6000 episodes of animes. The people who don't watch anime will never talk to you. The people who do won't talk to you either because you said animes. Now you can focus on the class without distraction.

I always just made shit up, I'm not gonna hang out with any of these fucks in my spare time anyways so it's not like they will ever find out.
I pretended to play competitive table tennis all throughout my college years for example.

>"nothing really I'm pretty boring"
I do this. Not sure if I should be regretting it since I really don't have nothing to do as a hobby because life isn't interesting outside of the internet.

>trying to get my to reveal my power level in public
No way, fag. I enjoy cycling and hiking. And you can't get more generic response then that, and they will go onto the next person without asking for details on such boring hobbies.

>Age?
27.
>How do you live with it anons?
By immersing myself in academics and vidya, not allowing anyone else define what makes me happy, not being a pathetic cuck who seeks external validation and not measuring my success in life by the pussy meter, because I actually have other things to be proud of, things that actually matter.

The average pleb believes there's something more to computer building. Use it to your advantage.

Follow up question.

Why are there so many male virgins, but you barely ever hear of female virgins above the age of 20+, and them being literally none-existant past 23 years old?

This. Some kid in my class wanted my gamertag. I just told him I don't add anyone I haven't known for more than a year.

>I enjoy sucking toes and lying to crowds of people.

You can immediately tell who is worth getting to know in the class by remembering who laughed first.

What if you don't want to get to know the class? Maybe Reddit is more your speed.

"I like to cook"
>2 girls express interest in me
>go home and play video games

mull it over for a while

They absolutely do exist, but it's because most men will say yes to sex with almost any woman that would offer, but not vice versa.

Unless you're in high school you should be networking. You're supposed to be preparing for your career and that means developing professional contacts.

men will fuck anything, women are selective

Being a virgin as a girl is often seen as a positive, there are just as many of them out there, they just don't cry about it since unlike male virgins it's socially acceptable for them

Because women are put on a pedestal and pussy is a valuable commodity, according to human male instincts that dictate us to reproduce. Modern society doesn't allow men to go raping girls around, so they get to pick who they wanna fuck.

>most normies will think that's pretty cool
delusion

They exist, it's just socially embarrassing to reveal it, regardless of gender. Plus female porkers get porked more often but that's neither here nor there.

Speak for yourself.

The only classes you get to know your peers in and not actually start working are likely the pointless ones.

"I don't have a lot of free time with college and work but when I do I usually just play videogames or read. Sometimes I go out to drink if I'm free the next day"

What usually gets weird looks is when they ask me what I play and I answer RPGs.

How about dressing good, getting a nice haircut, and grooming yourself properly? If you have a spine, that alone will let you be able to fuck 6/10s.

>tfw 18 and I've already torn my foreskin three times from excessive masturbation
FUCK

Guys, don't focus on losing your virginity. Trust me, it's a waste of time and energy, especially if you're 18-21 obsessing about it.

And it's the pointless ones where you would be asked to perform such an asinine ritual to "get to know" your classmates.

enjoy working at mcdonalds

It's easy to get laid as a girl, you just have to be available.

That, and men have lower test than they used to. I'm not sure whether it's caused by the chemicals in the water or the decadence of 1st world society, but whatever it is we're a bunch of limp-wristed faggots

I made this mistake twice and I couldn't get people to leave me alone afterwards.

Rookie.

>Who here is a virgin?
me
>Age?
19
>How do you live with it anons?
eroge

>I like cycling and cooking mostly.
I spent a day introducing myself to people I would never interact with again adding "but never both at the same time" as a shitty dad joke to see how it tested.
It went over as well as one might expect.

Im speaking for a majority of guys. If you ask most men, if they havn't had sex in like 2-3 months, they will lower their standards astronomically. Only applies to non-virgins though, I guess you wouldn't know

It's easier for a woman to have sex.

>quite fit and somewhat look like a chad excluding the clothing
>"i like to play video games"
Never gets old

Skateboarding

>people actually believe this garbage
A woman who never leaves their room and just plays video games all day doesn't get to fuck either. There is literally no difference there.

Like I said. Speak for yourself. You evidently have no idea how men behave. It's like all you know about them is what you see in sitcoms.

SKATE OR DIE DUDE
SKATE
OR DIE

I paint little plastic men and play pretend with them, so whenever someone asks what my hobbies are I just tell them I build models. Most people find that boring as fuck so they don't do much follow up

>I like to draw!
>Cool! Draw us something!
Fuck you. These questions never end well unless you're an attention whore.

I fucking hate this. All the time. The teacher won't do his job, so instead he'll digress and act as if making you the most uncomfortable person in the room is his business. Just fuck off and let me learn something already, jackass.

>tfw tore my foreskin while having sex

Damn I bled for like an hour and I ruined my bedsheets.

But I don't like to build PCs.
Who the fuck likes building PCs?

>I like to play guitar
>"Oh can you bring your guitar and play something for the class?"
>I mean I'd do it now if I had to relive that time period, but back then I sucked and I knew I fucking sucked

It's a fun way to kill a few hours every couple years. If you do it too often the shit will get old REAL fast.

1) You've never seen anyone admit it except on Sup Forums, which is largely male. So theres that bias
2) Since so many men admit their virginity online, other men will feel comfortable doing it too. This isn't exactly the case with women, so fewer women will admit it.

I do, just built a ryzen setup

No. I just bought a prebuilt.

I like to read.
>What kinds of books do you usually read? What are you reading right now?
Just about anything I can get my hands on, from philosophical to political text to, I don't know, Harry Potter. Right now I'm reading Synopsium by Plato.
I've been reading Synopsium by Plato for 5 years. Just make some random shit that sounds okay up once and then reuse it

29
Wizard in a few months. Never had a GF or anything
I've basically just given up. Ironically people like to hang around me, especially from work. That includes females. I usually push them away though. Could probably land a 5 if I really wanted to, but it just isn't appealing. Would rather fap to 2d lolis instead.

>women
>playing vidya

>What are you favorite hobbies?
>I build model kits and fish

Gosh that was hard. You guys don't just do nothing by play vidya, right? Right?

It'll be worth it when you start casting sweet ass fireballs everywhere.

19

can't have sex without my foreskin tearing, so I need to apply cream twice a day

>how do you live with it
I just invent a lot of excuses to not have sex with women

I don't really care about casual sex because I don't find the whore mindset attractive, but I need a gf

Interesting thoughts.
I'm not a virgin myself i'm just curious.

One last question.
Would you argue that more men (at least on this shitty site) are turning away from women because it's much easier to just watch porn / fuck a body pillow than it is to have responsibilities and the bother and hassle of having a real women or even the effort to fuck a women that isn't payed?

what is worse telling them i play vidya or telling them i like to photoshop and work on PCs?

>me
>24
>it just works

>Would you argue that more men (at least on this shitty site) are turning away from women because it's much easier to just watch porn / fuck a body pillow than it is to have responsibilities and the bother and hassle of having a real women or even the effort to fuck a women that isn't payed?
Yes. Especially now with all the SJW shit that's happening.

is gaming still "in" for high schoolers?

vidya is worse

That's the general trend in developed, Westernized countries.

Yes, but all a woman has to do, no matter how ugly, how smelly, or how fat, is put "DTF" on a social media account and eventually some lonely fuck will come along and rail her.

How do I know this? Both of my aunts are fat (350+ pounds), smoke, do drugs, have been in and out of jail, are poor as fuck, have no education, can't hold a job and haven't for the past 3 years, constantly get into fights with each other, have awful personalities, live with their mother, and are getting married at 45. Even THEY have gotten the d.

With all that stacked against a man, there is no way they could get fucked. Anyone woman looking for sex can find it, as long as they lower their standards. The reverse doesn't hold true for guys.

MOST guys on this site don't bother with women because we couldn't get them if we tried anyways. There are a portion that have convinced themselves that they only prefer fictional women or whatever, and a smaller percentage who really feel that way.

Vidya by far. Photoshop and work on PCs is something interesting you can talk about without coming across as a complete sperg.

I'm almost 30
when do I kill myself?

>thinking public school actually prepares you for life
LMAO!

Whenever you've had enough of this charade.

If I want to bust a nut I can beat my meat, I'm not interested in casual hookups, and although I do want a gf I'm working on bettering myself atm.

Why bother? No woman is out there trying to become better.

I had phimosis until I was 14. I just used to stretch it with my fingers. Funnily enough it was a diagram I found on Sup Forums about 10 years ago that saved me.

22, don't really care to be honest, family.

I just don't want to deal with them, i don't want to pour a year or more of my soul into someone for them to ditch me. not worth it when the things i enjoy like vidya and you guys are always here for me.

For most normalfags, entry-level shit like cod or whatever is fine but anything nich or weeb can fuck you over socially. I don't know if that's what it's like in school but that's what I've noticed from my normie friends

Shopping, hiking with my imaginary dog, reading
Was that so hard?

Yeah definitely. Especially in this age where you can buy a 20 dollar thing to couple with your phone and suddenly that chick you see on the screen is right up in your face.

Yeah, pretty much.
>Payed
You idiot

That being said, the overall quality of women is dropping drastically, while the overall quality of men is going up. There has been a huge trend in /fit/ness culture among men starting this decade. Gyms have seen a 80% rise in male attendees. Men have become addicted to working out, trying to attain the perfect body image.

Meanwhile women keep getting fed the "fat is beautiful" "just b urself xd" "beauty at all sizes!" bullcrap, and are getting fatter. They're letting themselves go. And all they have to do is eat less. It's not like, to become physically attractive, they need to lift weights, be able to run a 6 minute mile, and be willing to put in 1 1/2 hours a day towards getting fit. No, they just need to stop fucking eating. Yet they can't even do that.

>2 girls who send me nudes & talk about wanting to fuck me
>daughter of police chief wants me to choke her and fuck her like a slut
>4 5/10s on tinder who want it too

>I ignore requests and pretend I dont know they're flirting because girls are annoying and I don't want seconds

>hiking with my imaginary dog
the fuck
explain further

causality is awful
full of hints
that you won't escape it

He's not wrong, but I think he phrased it in a wrong way. In a dry spell, most men aren't going to turn down a 5-6 with an okay body that also looks kind of pretty with some makeup. Though only the 1% thirstiest niggas are going to fuck 1-3s.

I've never actually made an honest effort. Just dropped some spaghetti in high school and have since been apathetic. I'm still moving forward in other areas of life so it's hard to feel unsatisfied.

I'd have to disagree with you at least from my experience with your response.

In my time at University i've had girlfriends, hooked up with women and even brought friends back to my house and let them in my room. Pic related.

While some people will make off comments about it and while it's always good to give a subtle hint to what it contains in passing, people never make a big deal out of what you enjoy as long as you don't make it an issue.

tldr; If you can socialise and act normal and bond with people outside your house, it's very unlikely they'll judge you for what is in your room as a result. Naturally to a certain degree

>lying on the internet

22, I am completely terrified for some unknown reason of some other being getting in contact with my penis, the only time I was close to having sex with a girl the moment she touched my dick I felt completely violated and almost screamed and had to go away from the room and felt terrible for like 2 weeks in which I had to retrain my dick to go back to normal, so I don't care about losing my virginity because it terrifies me, I even thought I was gay for moment and got involved romantically with a guy but he ended up dropping me because I never wanted to have sex with him because of my fear or being touched on my penis, it's so hard to find someone that want to love and care for you when you don't want to have sex

I don't have a dog nor do I go hiking.
It's something easy as shit to just randomly throw in to make yourself look less retarded. After you leave elementary school barely anyone is completely honest in this get to know you bullshit they do, if they don't talk about the one sport they do chances are it's a load of half truths to make themselves fit in. The only ones that lose their shit over it are the complete autists that can't catch a hint and start rambling over their actual hobbies

>but you barely ever hear of female virgins above the age of 20+
Trust me, they exist.

>Age?
21
>How do you live with it anons?
I just fap everyday and I don't really care.

Me
29
I don't like people much