So EA uses demonic magic to force people into pre-ordering their games...

So EA uses demonic magic to force people into pre-ordering their games. The latest of their deceiving tricks was to use this succubus to seduce me into pre-ordering Battlefront 2.

How to counter EA's demonic magic?

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Ask a normie how a vagina feels like

Thats not even an attractive 3D whore user
Get some fucking taste

Just give in, it's easier and you get to enjoy looking at a nice Indian lady.

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>pre-ordering anything
>in the year 2017

she is naked in True Detective
watch that to break the spell

well it can vary. if you go by physical stimulation alone, it can vary in pleasure. It mostly depends on how turned on you are. If you're really into it, than its the best feeling in the world and you wish it could last forever. If you're not into it, it just feels like some mildly warm meat sock that you're pushing rope into.

Watch the entire EA conference and you'll be asleep by the time they try using their spells.

whats her name so i can google?

Source on scene

To counter the magic effect of this succubus you must place one bricket of coal in front of your monitor. All the evil will burn the coal instead of you.

I want to fuck her legs and sniff her farts all day.. also just pre ordered the new Battlefront...

janina gavankar

>I want to fuck her legs and sniff her farts all day

what about her feet

Arigatou user-sama

She can rub them all over my face all let me suck them

we need more delicious brown
not too brown though

whelp. just like Natalie dormer, that hard on just went down the drain.

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willpower

Are there designated shitting streets on the Death Star?

lol this thread just turned into an Indian chicka appreciation thread

How fucking triggered do you think all the SJW cucks were when those based guys in the audience wolf whistled her?

also they probably got kicked out for "furthering toxic masculinity"

>you aren't thinking about pirating my Star Wars game, are you user? I would have to punish you then

FUCKING PUSH UP BRAAAAAS

women are disgusting

With Todd

she can shit on my face

Obesity lowers T and reduces libido, granting poweful anti-succubus resistance. Build a protective layer of adipose, an ancient technology developed for this purpose.

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Naaahhh.. going to play the open beta like last time for 2 hours before dumping it and walking away never to look at it again just like a load of curried potatoes in your samosa flaps.

She's naked in True Blood*

Why do gamers have such shit taste in women?

Yeah you must totally have mental problems if you want to fuck that hot chocolate actress

Ever have Indians heat up their lunch in the communal break area? Do you want your dick to smell like that? You would puke before you even whipped it out.

imagine being this out of touch

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if it wasn't for those tits she would be perfect. Who wouldnt want to eat the curry out of her indian rosebud?

guess that includes you, huh genius?

I would still suck on her yummy big nutella nipples

a vagina feels like a warm home you just want to live inside
this too

you dont need demonic arcana to convince idiots to crave your advertised shit.

this
she actually has disappointing tits

They don't NEED to, but they still do it to enslave our minds.

>to use this succubus
But she is fat and her face kinda ugly.
Shit taste m8, i bet you are 'murican.

Shivakamini Somakandarkram
SHIVA KAMINI SOMAKAN DARKRAAAAMMMMMM

I've never wanted to live inside a vagina but that's probably because I've seen and smelled them with infections as a medfag.

>fat

>tfw almost three months since having sex
at this point I'd probably even fuck this genuine 7/10 nigger

>photoshopped pic
Look at E3 video, look at her arms, so flappy, disgusting.

*crawls underneath the blanket* teehee let me sniff you :)

I use salt circles and window charms to keep Todd Howard out of my home

>How to counter EA's demonic magic?
By developing common sense

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZH7QSrwfB8

Inshallah brother, pray to Allah to keep evil influences away.

If you buy a decent masturbator and warm it up properly it feels like 90% close to the real thing. Better, actually, if you use a sleeve since you don't have to work for it and you can control the speed.

but as i was saying, the physical stimulation alone is meh worthy. its all about the hormones and what they do to your mind. things like fleshlights are so boring because they're only physical stimulation.

Recite this incantation: BEGONE INFERNAL THOT