XBOX ONE X

>XBOX ONE X
HAHAHAHA

Seriously who thought this was an OK name

XXX

xXxBONExXx

XxX+BONE+XxX

Sounds pretty good desu

>Bone
>BoneS
>BoneX

NGL it makes sense.

My fucking sides

bwahahahaah

XBOXOBX

It's the Wii U all over again.

what animu and which of the girls should i masturbate to?

You gotta be shitting me.

Can't wait to buy a CrossbOne.

XOX

should have named it xbox one r

THE XBONE U

>XBOX ONE X
>XBONE
>XBONEX
>XBOXES

Mysterious girlfriend x

Urabe

Go for the doujins, the manga is a cocktese.

Don't bother, biggest cock tease if your life

X ENO XOBX
It's official, xeno hobo is here.

So do we call it the Xbonex now?

How many X's are too many?

X Box One X
X B O X

>XBox One X
>XB O X
>XBOX

The guys of Microsoft confirmed as masterminds.

They went full fucking meta.

>Xbox
>360
>Xbone
>XBOX

New wiiU confirmed

>"Hi, Welcome to Gamestop. Oh you want to buy an XBOX?"
>Ok, do you want the XBOX ONE, XBOX ONE S, or XBOX ONE X?"

I LOVE THOSE ONE X ROBOTS!

Fuck.

>year later
>slim xbox one x
>XBOX ONE XS

>Xbox, the first one
>360 degrees=no change, still Xbox
>Xbox One, the second first one
>XBOX, literally same but stupid acronym tbis time

NNKX

Dont listen to these faggots.Go for the anime and then enjoy the Manga ride until it snaps your fucking neck.

AND STAY AWAY FROM ANY DOUJINSHI WITH OKA IN THE COVER

>X_BoxOne_X
>le newest console is the most powerful console EVERRRRR!
>specs Specs SPECS!!!!
>car games and an actual car being unveiled
>WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
lol fucking Microsoft, please

hang on, what's wrong with showing the specs?

Bone3 When?

X1X

So... This is... The power... Of the X....

>Exbox One Ex
>Exbox Ex
>Exbex

Which sucks caus the series was actually pretty good but the fucking idol arc was the huge nail in the coffin for it. Urabe was actually showing progress with healthily advancing the relationship; but at a slow pace. But no, idol arc completely threw off the focus and also lasted fucking forever. After it, Urabe just went back to square one. Like bitch, your almost had your cock stolen from you for like the third time and this time seriously, you should be upping your game. You already let him grope you without scissoring his face up, now you're going to seriously be mad at him hugging you again?

The author wanted it to be a story that focuses on the stage of first romance that isn't replicated properly at any other point of life. That slow crawl of just gradually building up the romance and slowly breaking down barriers to make each milestone more important. It was supposed to be a heartwarming and nostalgic throwback to times when things were more innocent, and a commentary on how fast teens take things nowadays and what they're missing out on by advancing to the most intimate stages of a relationship so quickly.

Instead he just made a fucking cold hearted bitch with mental issues surrounding intimacy and a meek dude who puts her pussy on the pedestal super hard because she won't give it - the point where he turns down advances from girls who are probably well above his league.

Yes I mad. I followed this series from the very start when it was actually mysterious and felt like it was going somewhere. I thought it was seriously foreshadowing Urabe being an alien or some shit but she really isn't even special considering the "link" she has with her saliva has been demonstrated to work with others too. That isn't even the part I'm most angry about just so much wasted potential.

Because it's a console. Specs are fucking meaningless.

BoneE when?
Then you can complete the trio.

it's more how they kept saying ITS THE MOST POWERFUL EVER! like no shit and the people cheering for liquid cooling, they're trying really hard to tap that PC base but a console will never have stronger specs. The whole appeal of consoles is you buy it and don't have to worry about shit for 5+ years, I really hope this fad of mid gen consoles doesn't continue.

How's ilya these days? Any more lewd yuri makeout sessions?

What the fuck do you think?

post yfw you have never owned and will never own a shitbox

I think I need to fap.

DID

THE

UBISOFT

PRESENTER

SAY XBONE

DID HE

HE SAID XBONE ONE

...

>not going with Xbox Scorpio
Fucking why?

because it's retarded to call a console that in this day and age. reminds me of sega saturn or sega genesis.

Xbox divisions marketing team are the achille's heel of the platform.

>because it's retarded to call a console that in this day and age
...and it's not retarded to call it Xbox One X?

Jesus just call it the Xbox Onyx or some shit. Look I made a less shit name in like ten seconds.

XXXBONEXXX360XXNOSCOPEXXX420.

not really, it's the safest thing to call it.

I feel you deeply user, that one panel at the end sums up the entirety of the ride and will always make me rage.

Because they're going to be pushing new versions out on the regular and want a naming scheme akin to cellphones. Scorpio sounds like a new product instead of a line of products.

Because there's nothing to compare it to. There's no point in shoving specs in my face because we still have no idea where the bottlenecks lie- APUs for consoles are vastly different from one another.

Anime is pretty good. I love her voice.

why it's rated R-17+ ?

xXx_Box_xXx

Its a anime about a cheating slut.

>because it's retarded to call a console that in this day and age
Computer RAM, no joke, computer DDR4 RAM is sold under brandnames like "Dominator" and "Hyper X". And I understand why. It works better than DDR426668G12302-STR43 in selling the product.

Scorpio was a decent name that clearly distinguished the new Xbox revision. XboxOneX only confuses this to a ridiculous degree. Call it Xbox-4K. Call it Xbox-Next. Call it something that at least tells people it's something different.

Call it XboxOneX and people have no idea what it is even supposed to be.

a cheating slut that wants to bang everybody but refuses to bang their love

> a cheating slut

Sounds good. Anything like Kuzu no Honkai?

>what do you mean my Xbox one games aren't compatible with my Xbox One X

>> a cheating slut
>
>Sounds good
Ok, this thread has officially crossed the line.
MOOOOOOODS!

model e?

...

honeybee a cute

>XBOX ONE X
I thought you were full of shit OP until I googled it.

Anyway, what are the games? Or are we just circle jerking that this can play 4k games or some shit.

Delete your pictures of other girls.

>1337

Wait is this a new gen 9 console or is this a PS4 Pro situation

What will the next one be called?
>neXt Xbox One X
>Xbox One Xbox
>Xbox One Xbox Two

xbox circle

>X
>Box
>Circle
>Triangle
It was a Sony conspiracy all along

Fuck

>"Xbox One, Wait Not One But The Original Xbox"

So why the fuck tease the name being scorpio up until E3 if you're not going to keep it?

I'm just starting to understand why the brodude audience jumped to fucking Sony.