Why does Samus have the same hairstyle as a middle-aged office worker?

Why does Samus have the same hairstyle as a middle-aged office worker?

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Because she would be one if she wasn't a legendary space bounty hunter.

>not liking ponytails

Because it's hot

Cosplay accessibility. Any bitch can tie her hair up and put on a bodysuit

Because nintendo fans hate change.

Are you implying she should have something like this? I don't think Nintendo is that progressive.

As much as I like tomboys she certainly isn't marketed as one. I guess they could let the player choose? but certainly they're not going to change anything dramatically since she already sells so well.

Ever since I was a little boy, all I have ever dreamed of doing was cumming inside of Samus's pussy.

because when she's getting railed from behind she wants her hair forcefully pulled back.

No I'm saying she should have long flowing fluffy hair

That anatomy is very very very wonky.

Tuff pupper

I wish Nintendo would retcon Samus into something like this. Just imagine zero-suit over this.

that ass is too big

Same here user. Same here.

>I did this to my woman not even a day ago

one of the best parts of any fuck session

for you

Not big enough desu

Samus slaughters aliens for a living. I don't think she's quite fashionable. Have you seen her two-piece? Pretty tacky.

That Samus is hot.

Because genocide is just another day at the office to her

>That nice plump ass

t. Irishman

We wuz memes aside

What are some iconic female black videogame characters?

By that logic can't you just make a negro goddess in skyrim?

That the symbol of an independent women

maybe they're going for a vague 70's style female spy

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The woman Arle fights at 18:53

Because Samus is nothing than fap material with no personality already. It's not like reboot of her character will really impact something except for muh feelings.

>that chick from Uncharted 4
>calling her iconic when you can't even remember her name

Rochelle from L4D2?

none because instead of giving them personalities and cool design they copy paste a black stereotype and done

That's why I said "arguably", user

Keep saying "arguably"

>social justice poster
>I want short haired lesbos

no one cares what you want BR

>Are you implying she should have something like this?
Well she did in Other M

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Because she's in her 30s.

It's not even arguable

Who will play Samus in the inevitable movie adaptation?

Idris Elba

January Jones

Sweet christ, how does this happen

Shes fucking gorgeous

Being a good Christian does that to you.

the one on the right is shopped lad

I figured, even so, she looks fucking great after all this time

Not doing hard drugs and staying off the cock carousel, unlike 99% of all wh*te women

Oh she's only 30, not impressed anymor