ATARI'S NEW CONSOLE IS GONNA BE GROOVY AS SHIT

ATARI'S NEW CONSOLE IS GONNA BE GROOVY AS SHIT
YOU JIVE TURKEYS WILL SEE

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It is going to be a steambox with Atari games only.

I like the fact that someone bothered to make this pic

What about this one, user?

It's a real evolution, the meme has finally gone past false flagging to actually be fun.

It's confirmed to not be.

I'm playing through Earthworld as we speak. Gonna get that fucking sword.

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Awesome, now just animate the arm to the Stayin' Alive dance from Saturday Night Fever, and it's perfect.

A masterpiece

Make console love, not console wars.

What do you think atari has up their sleeve to make this compete with literally any other console because as it stands now i dont see their console can succeed?

>ywn be creative

Top notch.

t. False-flagging Sonintenboxcuck

2 words. Pit. Fall.

>Xbox hanging itself while Sony and PC are fine


Everything is as it should be.

>8th genfags on suicide watch

>it just plays games
>also has free online

I like this meme.

I lol'd for like 10 seconds straight. Well played.

So why is Atari a Bee Gees member?

Forgot the chest hair.

Pac-Man, Asteroids, Frogger, Pong, Breakout.

Wonderful.

The only way it can is if they showhow acquired technology to make this at least twice as powerful as the Xbox One X for about 50%-66% of the price.

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Sword Quest will never continue. Don't bamboozle yourself.

thanks. fuck redundant gifs.

>PARTNER: AMAZON

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How the fuck does Atari even have enough money to make a console that's not an Android box or Steam box?

Unless it's something like that failed Coleco Chameleon thing, which sounds like a bad idea either way. I mean, it's cool that they're trying, but I can't see it being successful.

Shut up. A man's dream never dies.

>only one of the treasures still exists
And I doubt they have money for a good console plus those high quality prizes

Why is Sony smiling?

>people on Sup Forums are too young to remember the 80s.

These games are absolute dog shit. There is not a single Atari game anyone would want to play unless they're a brain dead monkey.

I bet it'll just be a less shit version of those AT Games plug and play 800 GAMES IN ONE things they sell at Wal-Mart where the controllers barely even work.

Is this still a rumor or was it confirmed?

He's in denial.

>all these salt licks with their negative energy
NOT groovy my man, atari will comeback

He knows he'll still win at the end of the day.

Alright Sup Forums, shoot me some more ideas for edits.

They already have the Atari Flashbacks, why would another need this kind of announcement?

I hate this meme.

Fuck you, River Raid, Kaboom and Space Invaders are still fun.

Atari doesn't own those though, those are made by AT Games.

Many modern games are the same.

Pour hundreds of millions into great 1st parties that sell the console during holidays. once established you can get third party support. But in order to do that you have to be equipped and willing to spend millions upon millions creating first party titles to sell it in the first place. Xbone has been stagnant because Microsoft forgot to do this. Switch has been a success because Nintendo remembered.

>new marketing stance is to target actual gamers exclusively
>bring back wacky commercials
>every game gets a classic Atari hand painted cover like pic related, even third party games
>huge couch co-op and arcade action push from the first party titles
>whole Atari library comes preinstalled
>quick, clean, minimal UI
>free online
>awesome controller that finally dethrones the 360
>no hardware gimmicks like motion or touchpads

Something with a Volkswagon bus or AMC Pacer.

Chris Sawyer still lets Atari license Rollercoaster Tycoon, but that's not much of a console game.

It's being called the "Atari box" on their fucking website, dollars to donuts it's a PC with an atari brand.

this is just going to be a more elaborate ouya with bigger consequences for failure

Its over, daddios.

Nintendo won.

I usually hate these but that's really fucking cool

Use gif, but animate the arm as the Stayin' Alive dance from Saturday Night Fever, maybe have him mirroring back and forth

>STACKS of ET cartridges
>Halo 22000
>blowing a cartridge with a dick drawn on it

I think Atari is doing this to purposefully bankrupt themselves and end it since they know they should have died decades ago. It's going to be really funny watching this thing utterly faceplant.

Not a fan of wojak console war shitposting but these were pretty nice.

why did the world stop being groovy Sup Forums?

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Atari wojaks are the only good wojaks

I can't stand them either, but this one is at least funny because the AB is gonna be worthless, and nobody but us super old people will even know what it's about. Makes for funny fake fights, and jive turkey callin'.

Would a exclusive set in the Blade Runner universe be enough for you to buy it?

Don't forget
>Swordquest 4
>Blood 3
>Real cartridges not DS shit
>no need to install games
>no restriction on sharing
>bringing back awesome instruction manuals

Pretty sure a Blade Runner game is already in development for PS4 and Xbone.

Yo turkeys, anybody got the wojak doing this face?

>Cyberpunk 2077 will be an Atari exclusive
Oh god

>tfw Sup Forums didn't exist in the 70s
>you will never go back in time and shitpost with the South Vietnamese

They should also bring back AO support so we can get erotic visual novels

>arms not moving
FAIL

No. It's generic as fuck(mostly because it kinda invented the style and setting) so I don't really see why I should care all that much.

They don't own pacman or frogger

It's gonna be a casual game console, you'll be able to buy retro games and maybe a handful of new arcady games. This is not going to compete with the big consoles.

Why is Atari guy depicted with Afro and Stache?

Holy fuck just get out

70's you stupid fuck

T. Shill

Can't make me bub.

Don't get me wrong it's a sweet as fuck setting only thing worth watching the movie for, but it's not like it's unique or anything especially interesting anymore. I'd love a damn good cyberpunk game, though it being set in the Blade Runnerverse wouldn't really factor into it all that much too me.

supposedly it's not "miniatari" nor a big console. so yea probably ouya type of box with some casual games.

>yfw major Centipede reboot
Who /hype/ here?
Also that trailer's views are increasing

I want Yars Revenge, Atlantis and Adventure

You could at least name one Cyberpunk universe better than what Blade Runner did.

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It's not that any of them are necessarily better, it's more that Blade Runner isn't all that noteworthy.

This image made me realize each console brand entered the war in a different decade.

Horizon: Zero Dawn btfo

Silent hills

Played this in the background
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You're both missing out

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Yea, no, the fact that they didn't even pay to reveal it at E3 just goes to show that it's probably either an NES classic or a steambox.

Is it time to breakout the RF Switch?

This is good too

>mfw they release Airworld and the tournament for the golden sword

Thanks! The lyrics fit perfectly, too

It's going to be a retarded Sup Forumsegan shit show. It will literally be Atari's version of the NES Classic.

Atari hasn't done anything meaningful since the 80s, how do they expect to even compete now?

m-maybe they have half a dozen new IPs as exclusives on it, haha

CYBERPUNK 2077 ATARIBOX EXCLUSIVE!

They said they're using modern hardware, and they already have a ton of NES Classic equivalents with their Flashback series
>how do they expect to even compete now?
I don't know but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna watch

They already released their version of the NES classic. Twice in fact.

Why is Sony fan so wrinkly?

Can't possibly stop them from releasing it a third time
Especially with the stellar business decisions Atari is known for