Hey user,come and show me your games

>hey user,come and show me your games

There's a folder in the desktop named "Ass&tiddies". All my worthy games are there.

who?

You're looking at them you stupid cunt

Why are your clothes pulled up into your ass crack? Is that how you usually sit?

she has shit taste in games
>dead rising 3
>skyrim
>rust
>saints row 4

No way fag

>Witcher 3

Sorry, babe, I got better games to play. Pic related.

m'lady

Hello?

>tfw when my gf wore a bodysuit for me yesterday

those things end up reeking of vagina at the crotch though. dont want that on my gaming chair.

that's my chair you're sitting in

STOP DESTROYING MY CHAIR WITH YOUR NAKED ASS CHECKS, YOU WRENCH!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER

DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get gf into vidya
>she like it
>makes loads of online friends
>betas buy her shit
>they beg her to stream
>she sets up a twitch channel
>starts making $2,000 a month
>quits her job and streams daily
>gets a fair following
>huge spike in income and starts making over $6,000 a month
>hmmmmmm
>feeling sick and leave work early
>honey, I'm home
>h..honey?
>hear her moaning
>go into the study where she's set up her PC and video equipment
>she sitting on her chair naked, legs wide, playing with a dildo and chatting with someone on camera
>get mad
>calm down eventually
>she explains she does private sex shows for some of her best donators which is why she's making so much money

Getting my gf into vidya was the best thing I've done

>мaгaзин
>cooбщecтвo
Dropped

>well whatever user you're the one missing

Wow you play steam ? Me too

YOU NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S RIGHT FROM WRONG
YOU SEE THE BODY IS LIKE A SPECIAL HOUSE
WITH BLOOD HAIR AND OR-GANS IN THE DIFFERENT ROOMS
OH LOOK THERE'S MR BLADDER IN THE BASEMENT HAHA

Liar.

>reeking of vagina
what does vagina smell like?

Fuck off noob

>getting cucked virtually

Can I give her some money too ?

Sure I'll tell you what games are fun to play and you can sit on the best chair in the house. My face.

C U C K
U
C
K

Thank you for that info, user. Vidya gals who where those just got 10% hotter.