Gamer grub thread

*activates your almonds^

I've been here since 2006 and still don't get this fucking activated almonds meme

>he's never activated his almonds

just leave

>he doesn't activate his almonds

It's the next best thing since fingerboxes.

>he doesn't know how to activate his almonds

Some health trainer/nut put up a list of his daily food or some shit and it included activated almonds.
It just sounded really pretentious if you don't know that activated nuts are just uncooked nuts soaked in water and then roasted when they begin to sprout.

I'm allergic to almonds. I get trouble breathing and pic related when I eat them.

>that first sip of the day

Health nuts found out their almonds can have a little benefit added by soaking them in water over night to activate it. People probably thought it sounded funny so it started being used as a phrase.

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>I've been here since 2006 and still don't get this fucking activated almonds meme

It was the big "health food" meme among normies before putting avocado on everything became the meme.

Supposedly you soak raw almonds in water overnight so they come back to life and begin to germinate like bean sprouts, and it releases some phytochemical enzymes and shit.

It's a totally worthless meme, on par with """antioxidants"""

You didn't activate them then.

>ck memes

I just ate half a cucumber and drank a Dr. Pepper.

Fight me, nigger.

/fit/, newfriend

>A homemade coconut

Can't even drink these because they cause me chest pains. Don't know what even causes it. Sucks because 400 pound lardasses drink these just fine and I kinda enjoy its flavor

>grown ass man
>can't eat nuts

That's why you don't get laid. Do you know how many nuts Chad eats?

>alkalised water
>ALKALISED WATER
holy motherfucking shit.

literally water with baking soda in it.
>WITH APPLE CIDER VINEGAR ADDED

are you kidding me, I cant even comprehend this

>take water
>add alkaline to raise the ph
>add vinegar to lower the ph

great job, you just mixed a bunch of shit to get back to pH 7

I hate this man with every fiber of my body.

best one

i feel literally no effect from them, i pretty much finish a can every other night before sleeping and i sleep like a baby,then again, i dont feel much effect from coffee either.
but yeah, i drink them simply because i love the taste, never really got the "energy" part

post those images.

almonds are an inferior nut

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The best snack as long as you have a paper towers to wipe after eating a bunch

Don't touch your fucking controller after eating user

ALMONDS ARE GARBAGE
PECANS ARE MASTER RACE
SUCK IT ALMOND FAGS

This webm is cool as fuck.

Where my Shapes niggas?

>Subway
>Good tier
Objectively shit tier list.

great post fellow redditor xDDD

>tfw I've been on a diet for a few weeks and i feel way better now

Soaking almonds in water

Others use Activates your almonds as an autism joke

daily reminder this pic was part of some nutritionist/dietician making fun of meme diets.

I don't have the full screenshot, but the next page showed it.

>hating reddit

You do realize 99% of Sup Forums uses both reddit and Sup Forums?

eat shit you miserable loser

>Do you know how many nuts Chad eats?

Not as many as Stacy

way to oust yourself

>tfw first sip of monster causes crippling anxiety

>flavor you can see
how has cinamon toast crunch not sued yet

who /macadamia/ here

God tier:
hard pretzels
Pork rinds
Olives
Soft cheese
Carbonated water

Shit tier
everything else

>Carbonated water

fuck macamia, worst pos of shit ever.

I drink tap water

I love bait posting.

yeah, macadamias are top tier nuts. Too bad they're really expensive where I live

Top tier, right here

I just ordered a shit ton of buffalo wings and queued up some videos of pro Hearthstone matches.

I am cancer incarnate

>400 Lb lardass chugging monster
>No response to chest palpitations
That's my secret doc
I always have chest pains

How do you know that you're addicted to caffeine, because I think I am.

This shit my niggas.

Who /seeds/ here

>An image that's been posted on Reddit can never be posted on Sup Forums ever again
Really activates my almonds

ausfag here, pretty sure he isn't memeing and is a controversial celebrity because of his ridiculously pompous and unhealthy diets.

#JustScotThings

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Jerky, snacking cheese, salami, pork rinds, hard boiled eggs, and homemade sweet tea.

Wait, really? That's what it means? I've been trying to figure this shit out for years. Thanks, anons.

>Olives
Used to eat the shit out of feta cheese stuffed ones, but they stopped selling them around here.

Literally trailer trash tier

Youre really cringey. Perhaps you could consider not posting for awhile. Or forever

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do munch box exist in 'Murica? i really wanna get some of that

We got a badass over here

i dunno since im not americ

what a strange assortment of food

It is a mix of a trend of using almonds to boost intelligence as well being a parody of the firing my neurons meme.

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I thought it was a reskin of "rustled your jimmies", but I was wrong. I gotta lurk more.

Fuck subway and their soy chicken

>burger king, taco bell, and little caesars in garbage tier

Danke Herr Doktor

Birbs shouldn't on the internet.

tnx dc

Why is BK always so low? IMO whopper is pretty good.
I am from europoor so the other options are kfc, mcdonalds or subway

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>2017
>not making your own homemade beef broth for soup

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I never got this meme.
Burger king has better burgers and fries than Mcdonalds. The only thing that Mcdonalds has that's pretty good is their icecream

>little caesar's
>bad

STOP POSTING MUNCHIE BOXES. IM FUCKING HUNGRY

>sonic only ok
This list is bait isn't it

>Burger king has better fries than Mcdonalds.

your taste is shit

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Is kfc bad in america
In london it's better quality than all of the independant paki run ones

This webm is chill. I like it

>gamer grub
>implying you can eat this and not be put into a coma

Mah nigga. Dill pickle is god tier

are you clinically retarded? Mcdonald fries are so saugy ,thin and small. Burger king has thicker and crispier fries.

>Homemade coconut
Does this guy grow fucking coconut trees in his backyard?

wow thanks captain obvious. anymore gems of wisdom?

anything else than water and handrolled cigarettes while playing is overkill
and the reason why you are a lardass

>a homemade coconut

>not gaming out to a platter of fish dishes and beer.

it's like you goys aren't even trying

DAMN. So that's how you activate them.

>eating cigarettes
nigger what

>saugy

What the fuck?

>thicker and crispier fries

those two don't go together retard. bk fries is thick and more potato while McD is thinner and crispier

>handrolled marijuana cigarettes
ftfy