Is this accurate?

Why would anyone buy consoles instead of a PC?

I don't like building stuff.
I prefer buying my cae, phone, microwave prebuilt.
Also exclusives.

Cause they hold games hostage.

Can't play ARMS and Mario Odyssey on a PC as soon as they release.

Shouldn't the switch be the ps4 pro since people bitch about nintendo being overly cartoony/colorful/kiddy?

PS4 and Switch exclusives

>further proof ps4 is best platform
thx, saved

I bet most people wouldn't even be able to tell which game was running on a Xbox One X compared to a PS4 Pro if you didn't tell them.

Console
>put disc in
>play game

PC
>buy multiple parts that cost $1000 for a decent build
>have to manually put together all the components
>keyboard is uncomfortable and confusing since 95% of the buttons have no input on the game
>you have to replace all your parts every 1.5 years as the graphics cards become worse over time and run worse
>have to install a video game license rental service like Steam
>have to play $60 for recently released games but have no benefits as physical copy
>there are constant updates for games slowing down the chance of playing the game
>games constantly crash and run into compatibility problems
>Nvidia gimps their cards with Gameworks to make you buy their newer hardware
>try to play some indie games but most are uninspired rip offs of older SNES games I played
>try a early access to literally alpha test a game with barely any content and runs poorly
>can't let my friends borrow my games without jumping though huge obsoletes and even then we can't play each others games if the other is playing a different game at the time
>try to play older games from my childhood on N64 and PS2 emulators
>try to plug in my controller to use for more comfortablility but it requires multiple drivers and constantly rebind the controls every time I switch games
>download emulator for them but they take a while to get the right settings and even then the games run poorly and are missing textures and other graphical glitches
>try to play older PC I heard from others but the run into compatibility problems and constantly crashes when tried to play
>try to play a fun looking multiplayer game but the game is filled with hackers and childern and young teens constantly spouting memes
>try to play split screen with my friends but hardly any games supports split screen and is a hassle to set up
>start playing less and less and go on Sup Forums and shitpost more about games even ones I never even played

What is the point of PC gaming?

convenience. download the game and play.

meanwhile on pc you gotta download drivers, configure settings, look up why this game is crashing on X hardware, etc.

>Random bat girl wins in the end

Too much fucking around. I put a game in my xbone and plays without any fucking around with files/parts/settings.

here's your (you)
>current year
>split screen on anything
lol

>I don't have any friends

Lol

>Switch is a cheap imitation
>PS4 Pro is captures the heart of the art
>xboxxxx tries for more realism, but in the end looks worse because it doesn't understand what makes the art great
>PC in a desperate attempt to show how realistic it can be, goes way too far and instead ends up being a cheap imitation, the opposite end of the scale compared to Switch

Seems like PS4 Pro is the patrician choice.

>deployed in jordan with shit Internet
>base gets an Xbox 1
> try it out, have to wait 800 hours for console to update, can't avoid update
>try to play a video game, have to download 25 gigs of patches takes 60 hours, can't start the game without the update since the Xbox detected bass wifi
>decide to just play something on my laptop
>steam detects an update, I click play anyways and play the unupdated game perfectly fine
Nah fuck consoles, they're worse than PCs as far as playing a game for the first time is concerned.

Sounds like your last pc gaming experience was 2 decades ago.
>convenience. download the game and play.
That's exactly how steam works.

Console
>Put disc in
>install game anyway because consoles have digressed from this point

PC
>Wisened consumer has made an intelligent investment for his hobby, no longer needing to purchase an entire system every 3-4 years
>Only need to upgrade system once ever 6-7 years
>install game without need for physical disc
>game runs flawlessly with better quality and better performance than any cheap entertainment console can ever provide
>laugh uncontrollably at the console slaves with no mental acumen whatsoever to operate a computer, just barely enough intellect to press color coded buttons designed to help children learn

seriously though, only a child can appreciate consoles. Adults use the more sophisticated tools and hardware for their own benefit.

>implying its hard to build a pc
>implying you cant use a gamepad on pc
>implying you have to use steam when GOG exists and you can still buy physical copies of most games
>implying console games don't update
>playing early access shit
>being completely tech illiterate
>posting this pasta again
Yeah you're retarded

>>PS4 Pro is captures the heart of the art
I didn't think there was enough space in your head to do a backflip

cute but gay

>>keyboard is uncomfortable and confusing
you might have an actual disability

Whatever helps you sleep at night. That $35000 PC must weigh heavily on your mind, especially knowing you'll just need to replace it in 2 months when the next must have graphics card comes out

For console-only users I imagine it's either due to peer pressure or lack of sufficient research which makes the lower up-front price seem cheaper, even if it isn't after several years of use. For people who already have a good PC it's for exclusives.

Lynch all furries.

misinformation my friend, you should spend less time reading articles about why your console purchase is valid. (it isn't)

STAHP

if pc is so good why do game dev dont make AAA games on it anymore?

Sure thing friend, keep sucking that Steam dick, surely those steam sales are worth it right? You definitely own those games, no way they can be taken away arbitrarily.

Use a steam emu and just use your files, or download a premade crack.

At least we have options over here.q

Thanks for the free cancer

>why do game dev don't make
do you have brain damage?

PC looks ugly and is more complicated to set up in the living room and it's a waste to get a good PC and put it in the living room for gaming only.

because AAA games are a meme, they are called AAA games because they spend about 80% of their budget on marketing, the game itself is usually rushed to meet deadlines and is hollow.

>he still pays an extra fee for his own internet

>no longer needing to purchase an entire system every 3-4 years only need to upgrade system once ever 6-7 years
LMAO

look at all that jaypeg

...

Move PS4's pic to Switch, give PS4P a tacky 3D render instead, and then- yes, pretty much accurate.

YOU FUCK
IM STILL FUCKING MAD OVER THE LAST EPISODE
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because they are poorfags.
>Buy PC
>Can emulate most old games worth a shit
>New games are mostly utter shit
Yeah

Yeah man, a bitcoin miner on my PC sounds like a great alternative.

Corporations are working to solve that problem for you as soon as they can. Hope you're ready for "fastlanes"

who cares
triple A games are all fucking garbage

this is bullshit. toby fox released undertale for pc first

>is this accurate?
it is parody, and parody intentonally exaggerates, so obviously no.

Gay birds are cute. CUTE!

I bet youre one of the people who bought a switch, zelda, and a 4k tv from best buy, right?

what kind of person has a 30 inch dick?!

>Yeah man, a bitcoin miner on my PC sounds like a great alternative.
Literally have to be completely disabled for this to happen to you.

I dont console game, but seriously you sounds stupid when you say this.

Its not paying to use your own internet, its paying to access THEIR servers.

>grammar redditor
kill yourself

>you sounds stupid

ironing itp

I'm afraid i am failing to find the funny part about it, i've been sitting on my PC now for about 3 years and i'm still playing the current top games with 144 frame rate on my gsync monitor, 980 TI gpu and I7 cpu.

Spent 2k on this including all the accessories (monitors, keyboard, mouse, headset, desk, chair) and i wont need to upgrade my system for another 3 years.

But hey, it sure is better to waste my money every 3 years for an whole new entertainment system that underperforms.

because they have enough money to buy consoles as well as a PC
I'm not going to wait 10 years for a proper emulator to play games released today

>Adults use the more sophisticated tools and hardware for their own benefit.
You mean virgin teens LOL

>2017
>still using imperial measurement

a typo > actually being a fucking idiot

>trusting chinese and russian crackers ever

They spin up your computer after a period of inactivity. Unless you think that "shutdown" means your computer is actually off, in which case you might be retarded.

i think you're a little confused, virgin teens buy consoles and then cry "NEVER EVER" to pc owners about their current garbage exclusive.

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>food analogy

Pc gayming isnt for everyone. Not everyone can put together sophistocated technolgy and understand how crucial every piece of hardware really is.

I would prefer to play solely on my ps4 but im not retarded or ignorant and took time to actually know what a computer does besides shit posting and porn.

>30 inches
Dude wtf

it is stupid either way faggot

>coming up with some retarded doomdsay event that's less likely than someone just breaking into your house and stealing all the physical copies of your games

(You)

Kanseru!

Fuck off homos
You are not welcome on Sup Forums
Being gay isnt right

>can't form a basic sentence
you're either 6 years old or literally retarded

Is she laughing in the third one down? Lol

just buy a laptop
a cheap one, just enough to run dolphin/pcsx2
gaming pcs are a meme, you will literally only ever play indies, emulators, and anything but an intensive aaa title

t. Mad virgin

Only a virgin who doesn't get any spends his time tweaking computer all day for extra pixels LOL

>projecting this hard

But the ps4 pro image is literally the show. If that doesnt capture the "heart of the art" then what does?

You actually have a reason to buy Nintendo and PlayStation because they have exclusives.

>food analogy

You miggt be retarded

>Unless you think that "shutdown" means your computer is actually off, in which case you might be retarded.
Yes, it does, it does not have a hidden operating system that activates when it turns off like a phone does.

You might be referring to the fact that a webcam or microphone can be enabled, but these russian crackers aren't fucking magicians.

If your CPU or GPU are running, you will know it, consolefags everybody.

>access THEIR servers
to play p2p games? are you seriously defending console retards with this?

wait, am I responding to falseflagging again? fuck

>inches
dumbasses

>inb4 "i know more about PCs than you do, pal"
>shitposts through his phone

>put disc in
>play game
Consoles stopped doing that last generation. Now you have to install the goddamn game and then download any update patches needed.

>60 fps

What an insult to the master race. Keep your silky smooth cinematic 60 fps away from my rig. 144 or bust.

(You)

I live in Canada the best country in the world, while the Euro homos were Measuring their dick in mm and the volume of their asshole in square litres we were sending our 6'5 200 pound soldiers to save them in the war, if it weren't for us Europe wouldn't even exist

swap WiiU for Switch for the image

>multiple $1000 parts for a decent build
the pasta is not funny anymore man, and was never correct, wake up you sheep, consoles have been ok-valued PCs with locked OS and horrible cooling system for over 10 years

>Console
>put disc in
>play game
Maybe 5 years ago.
Now consoles are
>Buy console
>Have to update it
>put disc in
>have to instal
>try to play
>have to download 20gb of patches

I don't care. I love it.

>30 inch ruler
God Japan is dumb.

If i wanted realism, i'd go outside.

Because buying PCs is way more expensive than console.
And consoles get physical releases
And console optimization is still a thing for first party titles
And you play against other people using gamepad online
And less cheating in online multiplayer
And because having a console next to TV at all times is better than moving a desktop whenever you want to play games
And because more games on console have split screen
And because online populations on console tend to last longer than on PC

pls no

That's why I bought a PS2 instead of a PS4 nothing is good on it anyway but the PS2 has hundreds of good games

Nigga please

Are there really people in the year of our lord 2017 that aren't idorts?

Money, I guess.

Some people are just poor, or don't care enough to invest more money into a hobby.

>Yeah man, a bitcoin miner on my PC sounds like a great alternative.
Reminder this is why bitcoin will never ever become a publicly traded currency.

File a complaint with your pastor

We use the metric system too you dumb fucking prairie hick.

Those two being together is the only reasonable ending for that show.

Other than that, holy fuck did Mordicai become a failure at life while Rigby became an adult.

Pc can use any controller
You can easily put a cable to your tv
The others you are right