Glorious first person exploration

>glorious first person exploration
>the scanning system
>the detail and lore in scannables
>new visors
>new beams
>new beam combos
>new worlds to explore

Prime 4 is going to be the best.

Fuck off SJW

y da fuq are those arms black?

Does it really matter user? We have a prime game in development!

YEAH
GALO SENGEN

Because

>my bull works at Nintendo

Remodel
Shithole

source?

Artist is Tekuho

Whoever made this really hates bicycles.

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>hating on TaeKwonDo

And all of that, in 3ree Dimensi-
>are you sure you wish to refund your purchase?

how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?
how long until it's a bannable offense?

>how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?

mentally ill americans love watching their women get fucked by niggers so probably never

It was Reggie

Poor little insecure user. It's alright, you're among friends

for those wondering

tekuho is the artist's name

Will you take responsibility for Prime4 and Samus Returns?

>bannable offence

Never. The mods on this site, Sup Forums especially, are pro that message. You'll keep seeing it, it'll just start to become less of a joke, more of a fact of life before too long.

>how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?

Prob until whites are bred out/ become a minority of sissies

t.scared of the bbc

are there even any actual whites who post on Sup Forums anymore ?

>It's a ''Slightly related to video games, but actually political bait thread'' episode

>tfw wasn't born a girl
I just want to spread my legs and feet get my pussy pounded, it sounds so much better than having a dick
>inb4 muh boypussy
anal is at best uncomfortable and still an awkward mess, I've tried and I don't know how anyone can enjoy it

Anthony is a good guy. He'd take responsibility for all the metroid games

I don't follow.

>I've tried
are you a trap?

kek he's so irrelevant now

>scanning
Only Nintentoddlers would be hyped for the most overused game mechanic in the last decade.

Reconstruct
Anus

can't wait for the inevitable civil war.

>anal is at best uncomfortable
maybe try more than once, and use an actual dildo or a dick instead of your moms brush handle

>cropped porn
>political

God, I hate you people. You know who you are. The ones that don't really care about Metroid in the slightest and jack off to Samus. There wouldn't be anything wrong with that, but you take it a step further, by constantly making suggestive threads that make actual Metroid fans look bad.
There really isn't a way to stop it, so there is no point in getting worked up about it. But, it's really disappointing to see this shit happen now, when the Metroid series seems to be making a comeback. We should be happy, but instead we get this.

You are going to have to break it down for me some more so I can understand it.

not with a real dick you dummy, like putting shit in there in general
every time without fail I get this burning sensation and it fucking sucks, plus all the maintenance you have to do to avoid a literal shitshow
anal is a fucking meme and it pisses me off cause I want to get fucked for real way more than wanting to fuck something
no I'm not even close, keep dreaming faggots

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What if I do both?

She's shitting a cupcake.

But we are happy.

>he doesn't remember

I've tried multiple times and even bought a toy specifically made for stimulating the prostate, not even a big one either
it all never amounted to anything and I still get that burning feeling even when I lubed it up and everything

so if you're a faggot then how do you have sex, if you hate anal?

>butt blasted
lol, its all fun and memes until shit comes to your favourite game

this

i want to eat that like soft served

Look billy, i've played Metroid since the 90's, she was sexualized there and she'll keep being sexualized.
A hot space babe that kicks ass is nothing special. Like Xena we all wanted to be dom'd by her. Samus is no different.

wow you are fucking shit at anal my man
>burning
use some fucking real lube
>shit
like, take a shit before you do it dumbass. just that is enough to clean you out. if youre gonna masturbate for hours, then squirt a little water up there and clean out better.

anal isnt a meme. you just suck at it. picture it like this, you are telling us that jerking off sucks because you always have to scrape off smegma and your dick head burns and it just doesnt feel good. THATS how bad you are

I'm not a faggot, I just really want to have a pussy and get fucked in it
before I get a bunch of greentext about how gay I am I know it's dumb as hell but I'm not attracted to guys at all, just dicks
I almost wish I was actually gay so I could satisfy my cocklust properly but instead my options are nearly non-existent
if legitimate futas actually existed I don't know how I could contain my happiness
all of this doesn't matter in the slightest anyway because I'm a handholdless virgin

>Thinking I have a problem with Samus being hot
Nigger, that's not my point. Everyone knew Samus was Nintendo's poster babe. That was the original reason for her being a woman in the first place and I can dig that. There's always been porn and I've had my share of faps to it, just like the other guy. It's just that since Smash 4, there has been an insane increase(even worse than Brawl) in ''discussion'' of Samus's looks rather than the games themselves and it has devolved into pure garbage, where faggots make threads like this. It genuinely makes it difficult to even have decent Metroid threads. If you were to keep it to yourselves, it wouldn't really be a problem, but nope. Gotta bring everyone else down with you.

>I'm not attracted to guys at all, just dicks

Tekuho is some weird mixture of really fucking hot shit and palcomixx tier. I do love his ultra trashy super slut girls, though.

On an aside, it's sad how muh race politics have made it to porn. Artists literally have to make alternate white versions of images if they draw a black dude because edgy Sup Forums kids will spam comments with their memes.

couldn't you settle for a trap?
you don't have to be unhappy.

nigger coconut oil is the realest lube you can get, it burns because I probably have a fucking anal fissure
and if there is even a tiny speck of undesirable material it'll turn me off instantly, I have to be completely thorough about it which is so tedious my horniness goes away anyway
it's a goddamn fucking meme and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't completely not worth it

I have no idea what half of this says due to how crammed it is.

>civil war
Probably wouldn't work well now since it'd involve massive terrorism style attacks from one side and government drones missiles and possible nukes from the other.

great me too. learn how to masturbate anally you nigger
>it burns
>its dirty
>it doesnt feel good
youre doing it wrong

>coconut oil
>for anal
now i know youre retarded. use water based gel lube

Why do American artist love blacked shit so much?

you have to learn to deal with it.
same thing happened to me. my favorite nintendo character has been reduced to a meme, because of smash. there isn't much we can honestly do about normies ruining our vidya.

traps are still men, on top of being mentally ill
I literally want a girl with a dick, the only 3d that comes close are top tier trannies but those are fucking impossible to even find outside of porn, and then there's still the problem of me not liking anal and pretty much every tranny won't be dominant either
I mean I love girls just as much so this is all irrelevant, I just wanted a pussy to get fucked in

>Prime 3 wasn't good
>Prime 4 isn't even developed by the same people
Why are people excited exactly? Is this just brand loyalty?

I feel like most of them don't think much about it and just switch shit for variety. Only very recently has it been some massive political statement you must defend if you have a black dude in porn.

No one fucking cared before.

>I'm not a faggot, I just really want to have a pussy and get fucked in it
Sup Forums - Video Games

At least the modern male is probably fucking better at graphic design holy fuck

>character can be all the colors of a rainbow
>a hint of brownish skin and people lose their shit.

Will it ever end?

What if the artist is black?

>Probably wouldn't work well now since it'd involve massive terrorism style attacks from one side and government drones missiles and possible nukes from the other.
isis seems to do fine dealing with drones and missiles and I highly doubt the U.S. would nuke their own homeland.

That's nice and all but I really want to fuck the Varia suit. Samus may or may not be inside it at the time.

what part of anal fissure do you not understand
what part of doing all this fucking work and prep time taking the wind out of my sails do you not understand

Ayy nigga I really liked making small adjustments in aim with the motion controls in BotW my niggaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've been dealing with it for several years. If I didn't know how to deal with it, I wouldn't be on Sup Forums. It's just how things are.
But, I still think it's sad to see shit like this happen, because it's definitely not exclusive to Metroid. Honestly, if we could go back to just ''Samus is hot. Let's post some lewd pics'' things would be significantly better. But, it's when they start bringing Reddit memes into the mix with the whole BLACKED and cuck shit into the mix that things become go far beyond salvageable.

you're an interesting soul

I don't know what your definition of faggot is but last time I checked it's guys attracted to other guys
guys are gross but dicks make my mouth water, can't explain it

REMEMBER WE

Post the stash user.

blacked and cuck memes are pure cancer
we should be allowed to have undercover nigger hate threads if it's ok to have these pure cancer threads.
just goes to show you how much the mods are cucks

You. You get it. People are too black and white about everything.

you said PROBABLY. so if its not, its the fucking oil and whatever else youre sticking in there
>but its really HARD
do it in the god damn shower. take a shit, take a shower, clean out your ass, use proper lube, use a proper sized plug during the shower, when you get out, use your dildo. just bounce up and down. i like that best. otherwise hold it in your hand to hit the right spots.

prostate toys need practice and time. dildos pretty much abuse your prostate with no real skill involved, so i prefer that

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Please head back to Sup Forums or r/the_donald or whichever you prefer. Both of those topics are cancerous and so are you.

what the fuck is wrong with bicycles

>>>/reddit/

Rightfully so.
I fucking hate these yuppie assholes when I'm driving through the residential and commercial parts of my city.

>It's just that since Smash 4, there has been an insane increase(even worse than Brawl) in ''discussion'' of Samus's looks rather than the games themselves
There were no new Metroid games in years (besides AM2R). On the other hand, there's been more and more porn because Smash 4 Zero Suit.

>>new visors
What makes you think this? Metroid Prime 3 didn't have any, same with new beams

Good satirical point, user. Who the fuck wants another Prime game? All those greentext you list are negatives not positives. Hopefully the absence of Retro will lead to some interesting developments.

It's gotten really political that past years.

Especially with black people literally thinking that killing off the white race will end racism . See

They're not any worse than joggers, at the very least.

>reading a Metroid doujin/porn comic
>Samus starts off in the Zero Suit
>infiltrating a dangerous area unarmed and unarmored
>the predictable outcome occurs
>no one is even slightly in character
>it feels like fapping to the fucking TF2 Spy in a Zero Suit Samus mask
>literally every doujin/comic is like this

why even use these characters if you care so little about them that low effort shit like this is acceptable

I don't mind him here.
Maybe you should check out reddit, it seems like you'd enjoy it more than this board.

niggers are cancer. deal with it.
you don't have to be a Sup Forumstrad to hate niggers btw.

user a dick is a male sex organ. It's fucking gay you fruit

that's how gooks write their porn comics

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the septic system in my house is fucked so when I shower the water pools to ankle height, I don't want to be standing in literal shit user
but honestly if you got a list of proper equipment I should look at maybe I'll give it another shot

>please stop making fun of my interracial fantasies
Also fuck bicyclists.

return to neogaf at once please before i inform ur wife's bull that u've been a little shit on the internet

i think ur computer time privileges need to be revoked

concentration camps for blacks when?

I like how most people would argue that these are troubled teens that don't represent the black community. Meanwhile 2 adult blacks just stand by and watch the whole thing happen and don't even try to stop it.
Shit community and shit skinned.

>all these newfags
jesus, Sup Forums is beyond salvation