So I installed mountain blade Napoleon edition

So I installed mountain blade Napoleon edition.

Which servers do I join? How do I get started

I regret not having a high school romance when I had the chance.

Me too brother. If I ever get a gf I know it won't be naive an innocent relationship because she has experience.

It's a shame they become sluts so fast now.

Just pick up some high schooler on tinder or something Christ I want to talk about the game.

Now you learned the lesson, never post a picture more interesting than your post.

It was a woman drinking soup, I selected it at random.

Come on.

You don't. Community won't play with anyone that doesn't know how to play already.

I swear I fapped to this picture when myspace was popular how nostalgic

Me too user
Me too

By highschool most girls have had several sexual partners tho

Then go to Turkmenistan and find a middle schooler, but can you talk about the game first?
Dammit. How do I git gud

I don't.
Had a girl coming onto me for most of my first year until she finally took the hint and moved on.
She got with my friend instead
Two years later he found out she was cucking him with another friend.
Women, not even once.

>Then go to Turkmenistan and find a middle schooler

I'm not Muslim tho

in what backwards country do most girls have several sexual partners before they're 13?

Can't say I'd do it differently if I had to do it all over again.
wake up at 6
leave at 7 for school
leave school at 4
get home at 5
practice piano for an hour
do homework for an hour
eat
have 2-3 hours of free time every weeknight
sleep

nigga's gotta game during those 2-3 hours

Jewnited states of Weimerica

>It was a woman
Instantly more interesting then ANYTHING you had to say.

I had aspergers so talking with women was difficult. I had a couple girls that were interested in me though. One brown asian girl was interested in me but I was afraid to do anything because of my insecurities.

how many nigger dicks do you think this roastie had since this pic was taken?

You wouldn't be saying that if you got laid at 13.

kek, fucking faggots

they don't get any piece of the action and yet their life still revolve around girls and sex

modern society is fucking stupid

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I got laid at 16 like a normal non-degenerate american male

And yet here you are.

>One brown asian girl was interested in me but I was afraid to do anything because of my insecurities.

>Just pick up some high schooler on tinder or something
This. There's plenty of 18ish yo girls on dating apps that just want a guy with a car and a dick. They're usually either socially awkward virgins who can't get a bf any other way or major socmed whores, very little in between. Last year I dated a girl who had just turned 18, she had never had a real bf before since she spent most of her time being a tripfag on Sup Forums

Literally not an argument, virgintrain.

>one cute latina was interested in me and even asked me if I had a girlfriend, but she already had a boyfriend herself

YOU'RE STILL HERE

Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

I just wanted to talk about the game...

Statistically, this is no longer true.
Teens are having LESS sex. iirc we're approaching 50% of 18 year olds being virgins. Within 10 years we will be able to say, "most high schoolers are virgins".

However, as recently as 2006, when I was in HS, the place was an orgy. People started fucking at 11/12 and most people had a half dozen partners by graduation.

I slept with more girls in that time than I did after moving on to college.

Literally not an argument, virginbush.

Meh besides sex girls are shit among all ages.

Be glad you dont have all these female parasites lining up to see whos the one youre gonna choose to let her mooch off you for life.

I wish this was true

I had one and it fucking sucked, bitch cheated on me with my best friend and then cheated on him with me and then he beat the shit out of me in front of half the school. He's now in prison for breaking into someones home and she's a doctor.

that's why I became a muslim

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

Slightly less. It's still the norm for people to have sex in highschool.

Nine Inch Nails suck dick

If you want to get good join a duel server and practice melee with the beyonets untill you can win 50% or more of the duels after that go to the most populated server (usually NA seige) and ask if anyone has a regiment that is recruiting in chat. If someone replies follow their instrunctions to join and participate in complex battles. Dont forget to join their teamspeak/discord otherwise you wont last long..

who?

How?

it was probably for the best
atleast that's what i keep telling myself

You are interpreting those statistics poorly. 50% of 18 year olds being virgins still makes sense, because the norm has become a majority of the girls having sex with a small handful of guys.

>this is why I became a Muslim

You're a cuck who can't control women so hope your religion will take care of it for you? Lel

you had a shitty friend and then you decided to be a shitty person. so you both have shitty lives.

Did you go to school in Florida?

>However, as recently as 2006, when I was in HS, the place was an orgy.

That's how it was for me too. I was a beta bitch boy and still got laid quite often but you didn't really have to work for it at my school, bitches just gave it away pretty easily. I swear most the virgins here could have gotten laid if they went to my school.

Thanks for the info mate, I'll give it a try

Only normies think Islam is bad.

UGLY

Great fucking thread.

Sauce

How many of you have even played the game

sex was a fucking mistake

remember when we were kids and we were innocent and we loved everything and everyone ?

Now that we're men people compete with each other to get their meat stick between the legs of a stupid bitch and have fun for 10 minutes before cumming, not feeling fulfilled in the slightest afterwards.

This makes no fucking sense, and everybody seems to be running around seeking sex and thinking about sex and jerking it off to porn, that's stupid. Some people would sell their mom to get some sex. I feel like it wasn't supposed to be like that. There's so many stories of broken friendships, and relationships because of sex, people betray each other all the time for this.

It isn't worth it honestly, people need to stop falling for the "sex is the best thing on earth" meme.

fuck off retard, we are talking about girls here. This is now a feels thread.

what game?

Thanks

Get rich and buy yourself some pussy bro

Top kek

What

Johnny Cash fucking liked it enough to cover it

So true user.

The best feeling in the world is a cold shower after lifting.

>women
>more interesting than video games
way to out yourself as a faggot

Why is there constant bait like this here?

either don't post a bait image or go to /mbg/ numbnuts

>he thinks you can go back and get 15yo pussy

That's not how it works bro

Maybe it doesn't apply to everyone or it's different based on where you live and what app you use, but when I was using those dating sites as recently as last year they were dominated by socially retarded high school girls

Johnny Cash is overrated

Comparable feeling: jumping into a cold swimming pool after being in a warm hot tub

>Statistically, this is no longer true.

I still doubt that. I'm pretty sure even more youngsters are getting laid. I don't know how many schools are even surveyed, but I'm sure most kids wouldn't even care to admit on a paper/to an adult that they smashed already.

>being true to god is now b8

Cool Story Infidel

I have but its nothing compared to putting penor in vagoo

15 year olds are stupid as fuck. They do that shit for $40 and ride in your car.

It's overrated, trust me.

just gotta be rich enough and get into disney

>tfw you had multiple girls ask you out in highschool, some even cute, but you always turned them down / sperged out on them because of your hidden powerlevel and fear of intimacy and now you're a fucking virgin

I know a pizza place you can go to.

say it with me
Highschool girls are

ILLEGAL
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Worked for Thomas Jefferson kek

same thing here
>tfw Chad now (tall, fit and nice jawline)
>tfw autistic because of past experience and helicopter pareting
>tfw still a virgin even though I see grills checking me out
>tfw get more enjoyment out of Sup Forums, feel like you're my only friends

your dumb

Just go to a bar and hit on the desperate old ladies (mid level bar, don't go to some ghetto bar and fuck a bitch with black teeth). That's what I do when I feel bad about myself, they put out easy and are usually pretty nice. They got big floppy titties too.

>your dumb
>your

Johnny Cash is overrated user

Thanks for existing user. I like to think im not the only one.

Talk to girls.
Do things with girls.
Sleep with girls.

With notes:
Talk to girls casually. Don't be a sperg or a tryhard. Don't talk about inane shit they don't care about, and don't try to be cool if you're not.

Hang out with girls, but don't be a doormat. Take them out but don't get friendzoned. But also, you can't expect sex from buying them dinner or taking them to a movie. Make it clear in your conversation that you think you'd like to hook up but you need to feel things out first by spending time together. (This is typically how girls themselves think on the matter.)

Then the last part is easy. If you spend some time with a girl and make your interest clear she'll either put out or she won't. If not, cut her off. Do nothing further for her. Go spend your energy on someone who likes you as much as you like them.

I don't believe that, and most of the stats I've seen do not show a greater than 5-10% difference in sexual activity between the sexes, while some show more males than females having sex.

Look at all the cool youtuber kids vlogging about being virgins or only just losing their v-cards now.
Because social media, gaming, the recession making school more important, etc, plus social circles shrinking, teens have fewer friends and less active social lives these days.

My nephew is in uni right now and he's told me that literally every single one of the 6 or so girls he's slept with since last fall at uni were virgins because they lived at home, had a small handful of friends each, parents couldn't buy them a car, didn't have the time to set aside studying, nobody throws house parties anymore, etc etc.

Basically every way teens USED to find people to fuck has dried up for the current generation. Now they socialize on social media while sitting at home doing their algebra homework instead of going to the lake and drinking bear someone paid a homeless guy to get them.

Helicopter parenting also makes it harder.

same. and I'm almost 30.

>They do that shit for $40 and ride in your car.
if fucking only hansen

This seems like a good place to ask.

>female coworker: Hey user, random question, do you have any social media accounts?
>me: Oh yeah, I have a facebook, but I don't really use it. I maybe log on once every 3 months.
>female coworker: Oh wow, really? Do you mind if I friend you?
>me: Sure go ahead. Just search for [user]. You'll know it's me because I have a cute anime girl profile pic.
>female coworker: Ehehe, okaaay. Well see ya later.
>me: cya
>a week later, still no friend request

How bad did I fuck up? I have occupation listed as working for the same company so it shouldn't be too hard to find. It would be too presumptuous to be the one to friend her at this point, right?

JUST

Do you have an anime girl or any other gay ass picture as your default on fb? Have you posted any political shit on your fb?

Just forget about it. Being Facebook friends doesn't amount to anything irl anyways, and sending her a request will just make you seem more pathetic

gas yourself

Massively, should have just said you don't have any social media.

wizard status soon stay strong

You were a mistake.
Anime was a mistake.

She might have forgotten about it but it's not big deal. Facebook friends mean nothing.

You didn't miss out on anything. In fact, you should be glad. Women are boring, vapid whores.

>OP chose an image more interesting than his post

classic Sup Forums