Metroid: Zero Mission

>Metroid: Zero Mission
>There is a mission

But it's the 0th mission

>Dark Souls
>There's only one Dark Soul

>Crash Team Racing
>There's no racing in good camaraderie whatsoever

>Metroid Prime Hunters
>At no point in the game do the hunters hunt Metroid Prime.

>Final Fantasy
>There are several fantasies afterward

>Persona 5
>theres more than 5 personas

hahahaha

I think you can chalk "zero mission" up alongside "deleter" as English words that Sakamoto thinks sounds cool but doesn't really make any sense to native speakers of the language.

>SILENT hill
>is lauded for it's sound design

>Holy Roman Empire
>Neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an empire

This man gets it

>Pokemon X
>it's not the tenth Pokemon game

The Japanese do this shit all the time, man.

I'll let "zero mission," slid, but "the Deleter" was some stupid shit.

>"neither"

>Kingdom Hearts 2
>There's only one kingdom hearts in the game

>Movie is called Super Mario Bros.
>They're father and son

Go fuck more children, you Freemason faggot.

>pokemon snap
>cant crush pikachu's spine

>mario kart
>mario isnt a kart

>nfs underground
>never race under the ground

>new super mario bros
>its old now

>Legend of Zelda
>It's always about Link

>Mega man
>he's not a man
>he's a boy designed for killing

>Metroid Prime Hunters
>Metroid: Other M
>Metroid Prime: Federation Force
>no metroids

I'm pretty sure Mega Man cannot physically harm a human. Wasn't that what made X so dangerous? (because X had free will or something)

>final fantasy
>theres more than one final fantasy

woah...........

There's actually several dark souls, every human is a dark soul

I might even regret saying this but there are Metroids in Other M.

Hasn't stopped him from trying

You think that's stupid? These guys are called "NOVISTADORS", it's some retarded portmanteu including the words "no" and "vista" (sight/seen), basically the japs were so retarded they gave this creature the name "NO SEEN" instead of something like "el invisible" or "el oculto". They fucked up every aspect of Spain in RE4

>God Hand
>If I turn off the console the whole universe disappears so doesn't that make me God?

There are Metroids in Other M

>Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
>nothin personnel kid

>Watchdogs
>You don't look after other pets in any point in the game

>Zero Mission
>Not Mission Zero

>Zelda 2: the Adventure of Link is literally the only game that has both an actual Legend of Zelda in it and Link having an adventure.

There's also a Metroid at the end of Federation Force.

>>They're father and son
what? aren't they brothers in the movie?

>Is a pirate
>Doesn't raid the island

>Brink
>isn't a chinese optometrist simulator