ITT Historical Figures that would make great video game characters

ITT Historical Figures that would make great video game characters

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He already is vidya.

And an Elder God tier husbando

"""""great"""""

haha imagine if king arthur was an anime girl

oppress me daddy

>Never lost a fight

Wouldn't make for good vidya, same reason you can't make a good movie out of him

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Hugo Chavez

You're not Alexander

>genocidal warlord from shitty backwater tribe of a region in decline
>utterly destroys the only civilization worth a damn
why is he not seen as another Genghis?

On a side note, to any Frenchfags who may be lurking. Who was that one post-WWII French adventurer who converted between Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and I think Christianity again? Ran around North Africa doing all sorts of crazy shit?

A lot of of vidya characters have never lost a fight since when they do it's considered non-canon or a game over.

Gaius Marius
Simo Hayha
Genghis Khan
Duke of Malborough
Edward Teach
Diogenes

Ghengis is even revered and considered a great leader/conquerer rather then a genocidal asshole.

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Literally right out of a JRPG

JRPGs bro. A lot of them has the MC be a total jobber at the start.

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Tamerlane

Excellent taste, user.

Only in Mongolia. Everyone attributes Genghis Khan to the biggest human massacre pre-WW2. The only person worse than him was Timur.

Alexander & Genghis are both great
But Alexander doesn't have anywhere near the kill count the Khan's have if we are being honest

Is that a man or a woman

Nah, even outside of mongolia and in the west, plenty of random people do.

Samson
Odysseus
Leonidas
Heracles
King David
Soloman
Sargon of Akkad
Qin Shi Huang
Atilla the Hun
Genghis Khan
Theodore Roosevelt
Confederate heroes like Lee
Sam Houston
Hernandez Cortez
Spanish conquistadors game would kick ass actually

And many more

Woman. A Russian Saint who burned an entire city for killing her husband.

>no game like eiyuu senki but instead of waifus it's historical figures bantering each other

One pissed off holy woman.

Their myth is litterally already structured perfectly to suit a videogame

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Hero_Twins

A shame it's one of only major literary works we have from mesoamerica, thanks to the spanish burning all but a small handful of native books and records.

>hitler that much deserved
Oy vey

Too slow.

>ahaha look at me being ironic hitler did nothing wrong XD bazinga

Well, probably reason people thought Nazi Germany was badass.

But when you look at the kill counts of the Mongols, to the point that entire forests literally grew out on civilizations they razed to the ground, it can be quite sickening.

So who is at 100/100 mark?

Carthage. /his/ memes.

Because most historical figures are judged by the times, Macedonia in his time was very advanced and them conquering shittier areas didn't set the world back in advancement. Genghis attacked places of greater development and slowed advancement by either destroying places or forcing them to go all out in pushing them back at great expense. You could argue that them spreading the black death actually caused Europe to leave the dark ages though not by any means their intention.

Well he was

Genghis/Kublai only really helped Europe indirectly, they destroyed everyone else

Funny enough Alex was the opposite, helped Egypt/much of Asia but fucked up Europe

from the description on wikipedia she seems less like a holy woman and more like a holy shit what a bitch

So does low suffering and high deserved it mean they deserved no suffering or does it mean they didn't suffer but they deserved to suffer a lot?

I need to put Moot in the top left corner of this.

You guys seen any Trotties?

go back to tumblr with your sjw shit

The Mongols were also responsible for destroying the Arab world you know. If it werent for them, the Middle East would still be a beacon of acadamia as it was before the Mongols the destroyed those ancient libraries in Baghdad. Now, those sand nigger mongrels blame everything wrong with them at the west when it was the Mongols who ruined their civilization beyond repair.

Low suffering means you didn't suffer much
High suffering means you suffered a lot

Low deserved means you didn't/don't deserve suffering, high suffering means you do.

So low suffering, low deserved means you both didn't suffer and didn't deserve suffering. Low suffering, high deserved means you didn't suffer but deserved to. High suffering, low deserved means you suffered a lot but didn't deserve it, high high means you suffered a lot and deserved to

Don't ruin this thread so foaming retards don't think they're getting at """Sup Forums""" and derail the thread like they always do on /his/.

I mean, the Nazis also have badass uniforms, though. And those trenchcoats? Pure badass.

Wow you're passive aggressive.

Grazie

From how I see it the suffering unit is the suffering they experienced while the deserved suffering unit is how much they should've

Gayreeks leave, Alexander is fucking shit

there's even levels and bosses

>Xibalba is described in the Popol Vuh as a court below the surface of the Earth associated with death and with twelve gods or powerful rulers known as the Lords of Xibalba. The first among the Maya Death Gods ruling Xibalba were Hun-Came ("One Death") and Vucub-Came ("Seven Death"), though Hun-Came is the senior of the two.

>The remaining ten Lords are often referred to as demons and are given commission and domain over various forms of human suffering: to cause sickness, starvation, fear, destitution, pain, and ultimately death. These Lords all work in pairs: Xiquiripat ("Flying Scab") and Cuchumaquic ("Gathered Blood"), who sicken people's blood; Ahalpuh ("Pus Demon") and Ahalgana ("Jaundice Demon"), who cause people's bodies to swell up; Chamiabac ("Bone Staff") and Chamiaholom ("Skull Staff"), who turn dead bodies into skeletons; Ahalmez ("Sweepings Demon") and Ahaltocob ("Stabbing Demon"), who hide in the unswept areas of people's houses and stab them to death; and Xic ("Wing") and Patan ("Packstrap"), who cause people to die coughing up blood while out walking on a road.[4] [5] The remaining residents of Xibalba are thought to have fallen under the dominion of one of these Lords, going about the face of the Earth to carry out their listed duties.

>The city was home to at least six deadly houses filled with trials for visitors. The first was Dark House, a house that was completely dark inside. The second was Rattling House or Cold House, full of bone-chilling cold and rattling hail. The third was Jaguar House, filled with hungry jaguars. The fourth was Bat House, filled with dangerous shrieking bats, and the fifth was Razor House, filled with blades and razors that moved about of their own accord. In another part of the Popol Vuh, a sixth test, Hot House, filled with fires and heat, is identified. The purpose of these tests was to either kill or humiliate people placed into them if they could not outwit the test.

>Video game about being the white death

I'll take 30

He'd make a fun fucked up porn minigame collection, after all he has existed from the morning of the world and shall exist until the last star falls from the night, although he has take the form of Gaius Caligula he is all men as he is no man and therefore...a god.

Alexander isn't greek you retard

>Elagabalus and Nero expansion packs

wouldn't mind working for those nazis for the uniforms

This
Alex the Awesome was a proto-American.

No memeing, but Jeanne D'Arc. All the games she's in is usually fantasy RPG shit.

It could be a game similar to Mount & Blade where you raise an army and take the role of a commander in real-time third person combat. Plus you can dress her in all kinds of shiny armor with skirts.

t. Waver Velvet

>japanese games make her blonde 100% of the time because in anime black hair = asian

But you said it yourself, literally Mountain Blade 1257

*proto-Germanic

Oh I tried that mod, but goddamn is progression so slow in that one. Barely any bandits to powerlevel your troops. Best hope I have to wait for Bannerlord and make a qt female knight I guess, but who knows when that shit is going to be released.

As a Male of British descent, I wish the Reich had won WWII.

Japs are silly like that. Most French have natural black/brown hair, with some even being curly and wavy. But I guess, to their eyes, every non-asian is blonde.

Why is that?

Aesthetic

How I look, & feel.

Because he believes in and supports the ideals of Hitler and the Nazi party, duh.

You played the user's edition?

Also
>Bannerlord
>Ever

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(((sjw's)))

Alexander the great was Macedonian btw.

>tfw no Diogenes of Crete vidya where you can take a shit in the street and go around fucking up other philosophers' day

Not sure if this is related, but I find it strange that no one has ever thought of making an RPG set in WW2.

You get to pick either British, US, Russia, or Germany factions and then after the character creation, the campaign starts you in a Risk Style Map similar to Grand Strategy.

You can also play as Italy, France and Japan for the Expansion pack.

>he hasn't played age of empires 2 in 2k16

but what about the Dynasty Warriors mod for Mountain Blade?

Who cares, they're all filthy Greeks

>/his/ that low
/his/ is Sup Forums retarded brother at lease Sup Forums is right half the time

Oh give it a rest, you mention Mount & blade so many times ITT. The game sucks, there I said it, it's overrated, the controls are wonky, the progression system sucks and the combat is less satisfying than chivalry

What's the symbol in the top right corner?

>shit taste

Karthago.

Sup Forums is never right.

They often find kernels of truth but then they pile like 7 layers of shit on that kernel and pass that around as the truth

>Consort Qi
jesus fucking christ

Go to one fight then get captured, love it

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Why did they deserve to suffer that much?

because he forgets the nazi (National Socialism) party was a left-wing movement that took the guns away, censored the media, supported abortions, the only arguably good thing they did was keep the jews away from stuff, something sadly everybody else didn't learn.

She's in Diablo 2 but really should be in more games.

>gets turned into a "Human Swine"
What the fuck.
Fate ordained it.

There's a movie about her at least. She's also in FGO

>but then they pile like 7 layers of shit on that kernel and pass that around as the truth
Thats still more then Sup Forums Sup Forums or /his/ could ever wish for

lmao

I honestly don't see why americans make such a big deal about that election. They were both shit candidates.

What's more funny is those tards thought their choices would have mattered.They'll never realise they are just electing spokepersons desu.

Hearts of Iron 4, kinda

kys

>Socrates Boss
>Defeat him with a featherless chicken and a glass of water
Nothin' personel, malaka.

>national Socialist left wing
They were far right, Authoritarian doesn't mean left wing. You back water hick, read some books.
>took guns away
The Third Reich had the least strict fire arm laws in German history. Modern Germany has stricter gun laws.
>Censored media
Most media is utter garbage, wouldn't really bother me. I only have a problem with left wing censorship.