ITT: times you've acted like the joker in video games

>best in slot drops
>roll disenchant and win
IST DAS DER ZERSTÖRER

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>bress ene yutan yoo kintenu
>BENIS

>Payday 2 stealth heist
>Start with 6 zip ties
>Shoot all the civilians
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAY

>Thanks for the recommendation, user. I'll check it out!
>i dont
I CANT GET IT UP AND IM ONLY 21

>DPS character opens up
>pick tank character
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST

>save game
>don't choose the first slot
>turn the game off while it's saving eventhough it's telling me not to
I AM ALL I AM

>raid team needs DPS
>i pick my DPS but only support people by healing close to them instead
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS

>game says do something
>do it but do it differently
I'M LE EPIC XDDD

>get extremely rare item drop
>destroy it for no reason
I WALK A LONELY ROAD

>skip to the end of the Terms of Service/EULA without even reading it
GO AHEAD AND TRY TO SEE THROUGH ME

This meme is stupid as fuck and I can't help but laugh everytime. Keep it coming lads

TOO FAR MAN, JESUS!

>this sentence is normal
>this sentence contradicts the first
THIS SENTENCE IS IN CAPITALS

Fuck off Batman.

>play thru the entire game
>skip final game cutscenes, credits, forcefully eject my game disc, snap it in half and delete the save
BABY I COMEPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY

>play ToS
>last two mafia left vs one werewolf
>vote my fellow mafia up
RULES OF NATURE

>play a children's game flooded with angry russians
>don't react to their trolling

>roll disenchant
I was always on the side that believed this was a mistake. I didn't get to roll on ore or skins that miners and skinners collected in runs, why do they get to capitalize on others profession?

>tra chunga
>albert nunga
GIRANGULA

>teammates ask me to provide them with long-range artillery
>provide them with medium range artillery instead
I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME

>Play healer class
>Only play offensive
TEAMMATES GONNA FREAK

>join game
>go afk

>lose game
>say gg ez
GIRUGAMESH

>do you want to install DX9?
>yes

ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

>get mad at team
>when they get mad back tell them it's just a game
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

Strange, those statements don't seem to apply to Tales of Symphonia at all.

>game is rated E10+
>played it when i was 8 years old
wow that's crazy

Town of Salem is pretty funny

>Best in slot item is up for rolls
>Not distributed based on merit or any other kind of control
What kind of fantasy bumblefuck are you playing?

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HEYYYYYYY

SHUT THA FUCK UPPPPPP

aight this one got me good

>invade someone
>get them to an inch of health
>turn an run of a cliff
WASTED YEEEEARS

>thing
>bad thing
SONG LYRIC

>see that multiple other people have made the same shitpost I'm thinking of
>post it anyway
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>notice a guy on the enemy team has the same name as me
>start shittalking enemy team as if I'm that guy
>they start infighting and the enemy throws the game

I'M FUCKED UP

>hurrr
>Durr
BRRRRAPP

>primary weapon: melee
>secondary weapon: melee
I WAS A TEENAGE ANARCHIST

>go to criticize the meme
>delete the post any type this instead
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY

>go to friends house to play vidya
>suck his dick instead
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>enter an online match
>somebody else is playing the same character as me
>leave
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

>Do not turn off the console when you see this flashing icon
>turn off the console
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>go to friends house
>get hit by a car en route and die
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

>Get Double Cherry
>Kill the original
BING BING WAHOO

>thread tells you to do something
>he makes fun of the people doing it instead
HOLY SHIT!

>1
>2
3!!!!!!11111

>Find a Shiny Pokémon
>Hit Run
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>Max all lily ranks in Neptunia MK2
>Pursue conquest ending
I AM MACHINE I NEVER SLEEP

*Picks Spire*

IRREDEEMABLE

>100% speech chance
>hit neutral dialogue
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Saving game, please don't turn off the console
>turn off the console

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>'can someone go supp?'
>play as a different class anyway

COME PLAY MY GAME ILL TEST YA

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>"Hey user you have a mic?"
>say no in voice chat
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL

>shooting civilians results in a couple thousand dollar deduction
>when you have 500,000,000 in your offshore anyway

>Rescue a hostage from the enemy
>Shoot them in the head just as evac arrives
NO MOMMY NOT THE BELT

>Adjust your brightness until you can't see the symbol
>Can still see it
HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER

Back to el redito

youtube.com/watch?v=zjkOS67OIEk

;D

>Game tells me to press "start" button to start the game
>Press "X" instead
I'M NUCLEAR

>Game gives me an urgent quest
>Proceed to do every single sidequest instead
SCREAMING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

>Invite friend over for some gaming
>Watch a movie instead
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

>Demon's Souls
>Kill everyone in the Nexus, starting with Stockpile Thomas

I'M SO BLACK QUARTERBACK

>game asks if i want to save before quitting
>press no
>actually did want to save
I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUM

>never played video game before
>shitpost about it and hate on it, assume it's an awful game
YOUR INNOCENCE SAVES YOUR HOPES, I JUST THROW THE DICE

>Endgame boss can only be killed using plot weapon
>Still use my starting weapon
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR PLACES

>Hey, user, will you play with us tomorrow? We need you for an item
>Sure
>Don't play
CALL THE POLICE, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>Vote for next map
>I vote for the one we just played
>EVEN THOUGH IM SICK OF IT
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>Before playing, please accept the terms of use
>Don't accept
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>Playing spintires
>Swap trucks off road tires for the highway version
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>come to laugh at my favorite stupidshit thread

>hear all the songs

IT'S BEEN

>CSGO with friends
>start a match
>9/10
>"hit accept user"
>don't
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>Keeping the starter weapon to the end of the game makes it overpowered
>Sell it immediately
WASH AWAY THE ANGER

>Sup Forums tells me not to play a game
>buy it and enjoy it
STANDING HERE

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>Trophy for not killing anyone
>Kill a random guard just before the final cutscene
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW

>wait till i'm infront of the last boss to update anything

>Mech can only be piloted by pure virgin
>Romance and fuck the shit out of her so she can never fly again
FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK

>Gonna get kicked for doing contradictory shit
>Leave the game, uninstall and burn the computer instead of waiting for them to kick me
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>get assigned a role no one likes to play
>ignore it and play the game how i normally would
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>save the most powerful items in a JRPG for critical moments
>never use them
THROUGH THE DITCHES I SLAM, THROUGH THE WITCHES I BURN

Every time

>Buy every single console and handheld plus almost every game
>I don't play videogames
IN THE END

>If you enjoy the game please buy it to show support for the developers
>Dont buy it
I NEED MY MEDS NOW DOCTOR

>say "faggot" offhandedly in chat
>other person in game says "uh I'm actually gay can you stop?"
>say ok
>keep saying it
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WHY DO I LOVE YOU

>NPC tells me to follow them
>go the complete opposite direction
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>Diabetic hotel guest asks for tea in the morning
>switch the splenda with sugar

SIGN ME UP

>unga
>bunga

OOGA BOOGA

>Team needs a support
>Pick Symmetra
MOM'S GONNA SHIT

It's a shame you understand the formula of the joke but can't produce any humor with this knowledge Could this be what having autism is like?

>like the devs and respect them, think they're doing good work
>pirate the game anyway
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>Get a Rath Ruby in Monster Hunter
>Sell it

I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT

>get invited to play goldeneye with friends
>select oddjob, but pick helicopter pilot instead

NORTHERN SANITY

>Have a shrimp allergy
>Still eat them
AND IT WILL COME

>Hit voice commands to tell my pocketed heavy that my ubercharge is ready and to charge RED's sentry
>was playing spy the entire time

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD

>pirate a video game
>like it a lot
>send the devs a donation, but don't buy a copy
>the donation was less than the price of the game


SATAN I'M COMING

>Team tells me to bring shaped charges
>Bring sentry gun instead
THE SCREAMS WILL NOT STOP
I miss old Payday

>challenge someone on fightcade
>they accept
>I quit the game immediately

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE

>Tell friend I´ll meet him at 7
>Show up 5 instead
I CAN NOT CONTAIN THE SHIT IN MY ANUS

>go into a joker thread and do it wrong
ID RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL