I DON'T FUCKING GET IT!!!!

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT!!!!

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wait no haha now i get it

delet this

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wow i didn't think it got any worse than the original page

does minecraft cause autism or does it just atract people with autism?

This level of autism...

HE WAS SUPER DESTROYED!

GET IT?

LOL

I legit feel bad for parents who buy this thinking their minecraft loving child will enjoy it. It's a fucking scam.

The toast joke made me clutch my head with autismal rage.

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This shit doesn't even faze me anymore, not since seeing youtubers get books about their Minecraft roleplaying published and sold in actual bookstores.

The last one convinced me that the "author" was trying, but it didn't even make me smile.

>The real autsists aren't the grown men sitting on an anime imageboard, discussing Minecraft jokes written for 7 year old children

>Why was the player afraid of the Skeleton?

Because Skeletons are spooky.

>how did the player thwart the killer bunny?
>he named it toast!
Wat????
wat??????
WHAT??????????

No! I don't get it!

>HE KNEW THE SKELETON WOULD CONTINUE TO ATTACK

>coupe is a homonym with coop

Ok it's time to get my gun.

I want you all to know that when you spout your stupid memes and respond MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT TOP LELLING, you sound just like whoever wrote this shitty Minecraft book.

Back when I was a child the joke books I read actually made sense.

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Fuck you, retard

>(Bed Joke)

(Bed Joke)

MORE PLEASE

>this fat autistic retard is actually defending this shit

t. autist

PAGE 65!

Where did I defend this book?

If you name a rabbit "Toast" in Minecraft it reskins it as a memorial to some faggot whose pet rabbit died.

this isn't funny and not in a "racism" isn't funny kind of way

you just took the most obvious, overused stereotypes about two ethnicities and haphazardly slapped them together in a clumsy punchline that's so hamfisted and unclever it genuinely made me frown.

>(Bed Joke)

hehe :)

>literally copy and pasted Chuck Norris jokes without half the punchlines
someone made way too much money here

You're on a website where 12 year old boys and grown men go to post "NIGGER" with no other context and think it's the height of fine comedy.

i still don't get it user

This joke's premise doesn't make sense.
His dad would either not be there, or he wouldn't have made such a foolish investment.

Someone post every single page of that book right now

GIDDY UP

I laughed at how fucking terrible this is.
Holy shit, this feels like something super ironic [s4s] would make but it's actually real.

Q: A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are sitting on a bench. Where are they?

A: The DOTA championship!!!

>Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Fuck you I giggled.

It's the hail Satan of our times.

That """"joke"""" is so god damn old, user.
There isn't even bacon in Minecraft.

When I was seven, my fucking jokes were funnier than this dross.

>Why is six afraid of seven?
>Because seven eight nine!

>Who's the most famous mouse in history?
>Julius Cheeser!

>What bus sails the ocean?
>Christopher Colum-bus!

>What's big, green and sits in the corner all day?
>The Incredible Sulk!

>Doctor, whenever I drink a cup of tea, I get a horrible pain in my eye!
>Try taking the spoon out first!

Sure, those are bad jokes, but at least they ARE jokes!

none of this makes sense, am i missing something

Why do you think I laughed?

Is Stove okay?

>am i missing something
An extra chromosome.

>(Bed Joke)

I don't get it

NIGGER

my sides

>Try taking the spoon out first

>biscuit
Figures this is european.

>pig has five feet
What the fuck

They're told like jokes, but none of them actually are jokes. It'd be like if I said

>>Did you hear about Sup Forums?
>It's a website!

i don't even play minecraft and i understood his explanation goddamn dude it's just an unfunny joke

Presumably after the rabbit is reskinned it's no longer a killer rabbit, I don't fucking know. I was just letting you know the origin of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

youtube.com/watch?v=8aCoMfMlbfI

Holy fuck I missed that.

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what the fuck how did I not see that

AAAUUUGGGH

this is pretty fun

One of those is clearly a hand. You can tell because it doesn't have toes.

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UK is America now.

None of these are yours except maybe the truly horrendous "Cheeser" and "Colum-bus" ones.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Ele-i-fi-kno!

When I was seven, during long car rides I would tell this joke.
>Knock knock?
Who's there
>Apple
Apple who?
[cue my laughing myself giddy for 20 minutes, then telling the exact same joke again. For hours]
I think I was trying to tell the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" joke but I struggled lexically and probably got distracted each time. Somehow I wasn't special needs. God knows why.

No one here calls a cookie a biscuit.

(BED JOKE)

A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse, incapable of comprehending human speech, promptly shits on the floor and leave

PANIC

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lmfao fucking btfo

What did Donte say to Daunte?
FUCK YOU!

Whats even going on here?

A family with young children is checking into a hotel. The father says to the guy at the front desk "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy looks at him with disgust and says "It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"

Since you guys like bad jokes for kids, here: badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/
inb4 >tumblr
This guy runs a joke site for kids. This blog is full of the stuff that didn't get in.

medium kek

Glückwunsch, du bist dumm wie Scheiße.

>mfw first time exploring tomb of giants and dying

That's not my picture ...

MOOOOOT

A string walks into a bar. Barkeep says, "GTFO! We don't serve your kind here!" So the string leaves, messes up his hair, ties himself in a knot, and goes back inside. "Hey!" the barkeep yelled, "Aren't you the same string that was in here ten fucking seconds ago!?"

The string replied, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot!"

What's red and green and spins?
A frog in a blender!

If you like that one, I got a load more.

>Doctor, I can't go on this camping trip! I get a panic attacks!
>Calm down man! You're too tents!

>Doctor help me! I keep thinking I'm a tin of biscuits!
>What nonsense. You're clearly crackers!

>Doc, it hurts when I press here. And here. And here. And here. And here! What do you think's wrong?
>Your finger's broken.

>Doctor, I've a split personality!
>Well, you'd better both sit down then!

>Doctor, this fly won't stop buzzing around my head no matter what!
>Ah yes, I hear there's a bug going around!

You're implying that we didn't all learn our jokes either from elderly relatives (thank you Uncle Jack) or joke books. And they're STILL better than that book of minecraft 'jokes'.

>WHY BABIES DO NOT TALK ?

>BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH.

A fidget spinner actually

>Moot
Who?

Ok, that last one was pretty funny

Alright Anons, I got one for you , buckle up.
>Little Timmy has a dream one night, about a Raven that tells him his Grandfather will die tomorrow
>Timmy gets up, goes to school and when he comes home his Mom's crying
>"Timmy! Your grandfather died!"
>That night, Timmy has another dream, and this time the Raven says his Grandmother will die
>So Timmy gets up, goes to school, and sure enough, he comes home and his Grandmother has died
>Timmy goes to bed again, but this time the Raven says his father will die
>Timmy gets up and, after some protests, goes to school
>When he gets home though, his Mom and Dad are sitting around the kitchen table together
>"Daddy daddy! You're alive!" cries Timmy
>"I sure am, Timmy, but the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."