So class, what can we say about humanity based on that steam picture?
So class, what can we say about humanity based on that steam picture?
delete europe
lots of random islands on the world. neat
>pajeets having enough money for a pc
Doubt that
>roo-beards do not turn there lights on when they game
>that north korea
It amazes me that there's a tiny spec all the way north of Canada.
We need to send pcs with Lol/wow/dota/cs preinstalled to africa and middleeast. Problem solved
>that one dot in the Falkands
malvinas*
Is northwest china a dead place or what
>1 dot in Svalbard
>it's right near the seed vault
Someone was slacking at that job.
mi negro
Who lives here?
Some poor mother fucker is freezing his balls off while trying to download his skyrim mods.
it's a one big desert
Probably researchers slacking on their job.
>tfw you will never game in the middle of an ocean
You mean the Gobi desert?
>American education
Cuba remains fuerte against the degeneracy of video games.
Look at Cuba. Good job Castro. Was it worth it?
we wuz kangz and shit
It's a military base
fuck, forgot about that
Antarctica seems nice
Some are more equal than others.
I wonder if middleoffuckingnowhere ocean gamurs play CS:GO, bet they are nice to each other in game
>someone is playing video games in best korea
What are they playing?
it's not just gobi, gobi is only like 25% of that
en.wikipedia.org
Inuits and loggers/fishermen.
West of the line: 57% of the area, but only 6% of the population
East of the line: 43% of the area, but 94% of the population
Northwest China is pretty much a desert inhabited by Turkish people
I don't think they're in NK, they're just on the border.
how the fuck do islands have internet
>random dots in africa
How the fuck is steam in Central AfricanRepublic and South Sudan?
There are more people acessing steam in Rwanda then in the Democratic republic of Congo, wtf
Population density in the US is shockingly low.
There are things called satellites.
Also, the ocean floor is full of cables pal.
Satellites
Considering how the blank spots are either in the Rockies or in the nothingness of the plains, yeah.
Everything above the wide part of mexico is shit. so we stick to the coasts for the most part.
I'm more worried about the dots in the water.
are you unaware of the massive trans-atlantic and pacific fiberoptic cable lines
they have a billion people, surely the 10 million in their top 1% can afford a computer if huemonkeys can
What do people even do in Africa
Man, I'm sad they are not exposed to that wonderful autism called videogames
>trans-atlantic and pacific fiberoptic
>read that as transatlantifobic.
that there is a surprising amount of traffic in Akureyri
>coasts
Pilots and Hunters
Makes it easy to tell places where life is good and people have the free time to play videogames from underdeveloped, unlivable shitholes for underevolved subhumans
>africa
>south america
>australia
>russia
>canada
>turks
why the fuck are they everywhere jesus christ.
Just a large majority of consolefags, europe knows the superior gaming platform
Even despite geographical impediments, compare it to Europe. Far more black speckled throughout. I mean Arkansas, where I live, is a bit larger than England and has 16 times less people.
I'm not any more, but for a while I just assumed that geologic activity and the depth of the ocean rendred it unfeasable. The power of science.
>canada
That's because most of it's ice, my friend. Everyone that doesn't want to die lives in the southern area.
Sattleites still cost unholy amounts of money and too slow.
It's sea floor cables.
Why the fuck are there so many people in namibia on steam? The population is only 2 million and it's literally a desert with 2 cities.
>japs playing games on pc
What's that tiny single dot southwest of Svalbard?
>unlivable shithole
Precisely
Only pussy pacifist shitposters scuttle to the north with their tail between their legs. What other reason would one go to frozen depression land?
How do you britcucks do it? You're packed in like sardines.
>what is geography
>what is climate
>that poor bastard in Alert
I'm confused by this map, some of those places don't even have internet and I highly doubt fuckers from Fiji are playing Team Fortress 2 on steam.
If this going off of actual traffic or just whatever country a profile says it's from?
Almost like... Where there are people... There are people that use Steam... Whoa...
Uyghurs retard
>American education
successful human settlements tend to thrive in temperate climates close to large bodies of water as they are areas most conducive to farming.
that map is really small and seems quite flawed
>175 million people on nigeria
>no dots at all
>niggas are fucking taking a swim while gaming
It's called "Island"
According to wikipedia:
>An island or isle is any piece of sub-continental land that is surrounded by water.[2] Very small islands such as emergent land features on atolls can be called islets, skerries, cays or keys. An island in a river or a lake island may be called an eyot or ait, and a small island off the coast may be called a holm. A grouping of geographically or geologically related islands is called an archipelago, e.g. the Philippines.
Th picture shows an example of an island
Usually, some people decide to live in those "islands" instead of living in the land, depending on the country and the island, those people are able to support quality support like frsh water, food, sanitation, energy and internet.
"Internet" is:
>The internet or Internet is the global system of interconnected computer networks that use the Internet protocol suite (TCP/IP) to link devices worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of private, public, academic, business, and government networks of local to global scope, linked by a broad array of electronic, wireless, and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries an extensive range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents and applications of the World Wide Web (WWW), electronic mail, telephony, and file sharing.
Sometimes those island can get internet, so internet providers put cables below the water to provide internet or if the island is too "isolated" (away from the land in layman's terms) the island can use a satellite connection
Retards
>blips in the ocean
Someone please help whenever I call for rescue they laugh and say well meme'd
so nomadic turks?
also
>Northwest China is pretty much a desert inhabited by Turkish people
>satellite connection
Every home has at least 3 ahmeds.
Surprisingly, they like to play vidyagames when they aren't on holy crusade
>invalids forced to live in the shitty parts of the world with terrible climates barely suitable for sustaining human life
Which of course results in shitty people.
Heat makes people into brainless baby raping exploding zealots
Cold makes people into pussy pacifists who want those brainless baby raping exploding zealots to live with them
It's expensive because that's where people want to live
mostly try not to die to militants or famine
Seafloor cables and satellites homie
How come they don't drop to the bottom of the sea?
they float on the back of giant sea turtles
swim rings fro walmart
>Seafloor cables and satellites homie
That doesn't answer my question. There are places on the map that don't have internet yet they show up on the map with little dots.
I had a fucking feeling this shit was fake. Thanks for the post.
fuck off back to Sup Forums and learn some basic geography before bitching about why the deserts and tundras are empty you fucking retard.
magic, every island is inhabited by either a shaman or wizard that keeps it afloat
Qt virgin muslim wife > wh*te wife who got tired of the cock carousel
Their dads taught them how to swim.
What do you think retard? They float.
>Everyone on the Faroe Islands are playing vidya
well what else are they gonna do
Turkic is the correct English term I belive. They aren't Turks.
Do you know what a satellite is? You can get internet anywhere on the planet if you pay enough.
A lot of roaches and poo in loos.
Are islands white?
I want to live there.
Delet Africa.
If I was mr newell I would masturbate to that picture sometimes
It's not just that they are empty
The people they DO have are shit
And they probably suck at videogames too.
These are the people who play on servers YOU want to play on
Complaining about THEIR third world connection
how does this prove that it's fake?
The places with the most people accessing steam would also be the most lit up at night.
Are you both actually retarded?
Alright that's completely different from the one OP posted. His map is an edited night-earth map. You're not proving me wrong.
There're white people that have lived and still live in Africa
My guess is that 75% of them are white
Yeah, some really isolated island like Pitcairn Island use satellite internet
arstechnica.com
>512kbps
Wow, that's... a thing
It's the EXACT same image as Night Earth but edited to be green you fucking idiot. The actual traffic map is this
Click "Satellite View"