What games do chad play?

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Your mom's pussy

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Halo
Gears of War
Call of Duty
Madden
Rock Band/Guitar Hero
League of Legends/Dota 2

Your sisters pussy

Don't forget Destiny, heard two Chads talking about it in the bathroom at work while I was taking a shit.

Any EA Sports Game

Chad is kinda outdated.

Our Quarterback and captain of the team was an autist who memorized the whole playbook. And he would just play Pokemon on his DS.

t.underage

Quarterbacks have room to be spergs, they're the smallest ones on the team too.

World of Warcraft, usually tank + raid leader

Silent Hill 2
Bloodborne
Undertale

hahahahahahahahahaha

NBA 2k14

The latest overhyped game

no, those are kickers and punters

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"Chad" is just the personification of those who bullied Sup Forums and /r9k/ in their childhood, not for liking video games or nerdy stuff, but for being autistic spergs about it. Most people I knew in sports growing up were into quake and counter-strike. And hardly anyone on the football team played sports vidya because they had the real deal. It's always the kids who enjoy football but didn't make the cut for the teams that go deep into sports games, or the has been highscool atheltes who didnt make the cut for their college teams.

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>be me
>starting right guard
>loved anime, programming and video games
>anytime I wasn't at school or football practice would do those things
>make some friends
>they want to hang out
>fuck
>"Sure" drive them to my place
>Have to lock my weebshit / office room up
>have to bring out Xbox and Madden for these occasions
>they ask what's in the room
>Nothing don't worry about it
>They walk into it anyway
>See my collection and weebshit
>holy shit user
>this is pretty cool
>end up playing super strikers on the GameCube for the rest of the day
some people ain't so bad

when I played football I was playing Empires and SMOD and other various source games.

I was a 250 lb lineman.

tbqh i would still prefer to be a chad than a loser on Sup Forums, at least chads are successful for a time in their lives

BF1, Fallout 4, Dark Souls

Big Guys

everyone should strive to be a chad.
chad is not your enemy.
chad is the savior of the white race.

Chads are actually really decent people. The biggest assholes are actually the intellectuals

/ourguy/

This, no one who I had beef with growing up was a Chad, always some uppity punk. Chads are model men, you should aspire to be one.

Pretty much. Theres the whole "jock bullies nerd" trope that perpetuates it as well, and since the "intellectuals" dont get much social interaction they see this and think that's how the world works, so they are very standoffish to the jocks and that leads to them not getting invited to parties.

>dad, coaches and teachers would call me big guy
not sure

As an intellectual I agree. Cynicism is a disease.

Chads are actually really boring to hang out with though. Nothing to talk about except maybe how to lift weights. Much better hanging out with a nerd who knows a lot about video games.

>League of Legends/Dota 2
Chads probably don't even know those games.

it's basically just whatever resource the elites are currently harvesting and elevating.

They're building a weird Holy Sciencism Religion currently so ""intellectuals"" are currently the approved group.

it's annoying because most of them aren't even smart, they're more just officially endorsed.

It's unfair that this guy was gifted with that jaw line

I've hung out with several legit nerds and they're not nice. Very stasndoffish like that other guy said, even worse too is that they clique the fuck up even if you share the same hobby, at least Chad will throw you a bone in that regard.

What about a chad who is a nerd

I have both of those type of friends

While you can talk for hours about vidya. Chad will talk hours about sports,girls,work, real world shit.

Chad is fun to get drunk with at a barcade.
Sup Forums user is fun to play or stream with.

So where's the virgin/chad gaming pic?

Chad could take an interest in anything and he'll still be king, it is he who attracts others, not his hobby.

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Chad mostly plays sports games but he played the last of us and said it's the greatest video game of all time.

You must have never played football, they're usually some of the tallest people on the team.

Whats with normies and having the heaviest piss ever? Whenever some guy pisses in the stall next to me it sounds like hes hovering 10 feet above it while dumping tar in or something.

Most of the chads I know are unironically the most fun to hang out with.
Some of them are retarded as fuck and there are of course mega-assholes but for the most part chads are probably my favorite people to be around
t. not quite a beta but certainly not a chad

I used to drop my pants entirely when using urinals as a kid but now I can't even use them if someone else is in the room because pee just wont come out.

I want my chad status back

PS always wins baby

Chad plays BATTLEFIELD 1 while you're dying in Dark Souls 3.

In high school one of the really popular kids in school used to drop his pants completely
hes a chad

You may have a weak prostate m8

or he watches to much tv and is tryin to be funny

This. Chads are very optimistic and easy going. And when you hangout with them it rubs off on you.

You are who you hangout with anons. So don't spend too much time on Sup Forums!

That must be it since I get stage fright, even when I'm comfortable it doesn't come out for a second or two.

Chads are usually pretty shit people. You're obviously being contrarian.

I sat next to a chad during my summer school and he was a really cool dude. Most of the people I had an issue with during middleschool and a little bit of highschool were the younger students. They would stick in packs and do obnoxious shit because they felt like they had to prove something when really they're just throwing a hot dog at a weird quiet kid who just wanted to nap during lunch

A good number of "chads" I knew like 10 years ago in high school were into vidya like metal gear and smash and shit and were actually pretty cool to hang out with. The whole jocks beating up nerds thing is a meme from the 50s. The only people I ever met who actively ridiculed others for shit they liked were the fat black bitches that everyone hated. That one weird furry/ultra weeb guy who annoyed everyone was rightfully shit on though.

>So don't spend too much time on Sup Forums

It's too late for that.

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That was ears ago lad, we graduated college a while ago.
He's still a chad, we went to a high end beer garden in the area a couple months ago and he fucked our waitress
Some people are just better tbqhwyf

I have never met a decent Chad. You might just be a shitty person yourself and mistake it as being good.

He doesn't.

Why would I want to become a shallow piece of shit?

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How are you certain that you're not a shallow person yourself?

Who hurt you?

a chad probably fucked his crush(es)

you forgot F13 you fucking retard

>letting Chads come to your home when you take shit
cuck

Kek

>uneducated
>poor vocabulary
>no appreciation of video games
>no appreciation of any other artform

damn Chads are cool I want to hang out with these dudes

>crush on girls
>never make a move
>hope that eventually one day they will say they like you
>get mad when someone else expresses interest and fucks them

They drink water.
Try drinking some water.
But get it out of a damn filter. Don't want your already weak endocrine system to be destroyed by the halogens.

Probably stay hydrated while you sit in your basement whenever possible and drink mountain dew

Are you sure you aren't just trying to be contrarian because this is a contrarian board? They're shit people, sorry. Identifying with shit people will not change them being shit. You are pathetic as you defend people who hate you because you wish you could be them. And they are literally white niggers.

>Please stop breaking my normie circlejerk
I'm just pointing out your mancrushes are generally not decent people. They may be hot to look at but much like sluts you see on the internet they're shit people.

Honestly most Chads/Normal people that I've met in my life have been pleasant people, I can't say the same about nerds, losers and anons from Sup Forums. I used to think you guys were being assholes and contrarian on purpose due to the nature of the site and having anonymous identities, but now I realize that most of you really are those bitter losers who never touched a woman or have good relationships with other people, which explains the hatred and jealousy you have for normal people.

This. People here need to go out more. Chads have been some of the nicest people and always tried to get me to go places with them or introduce me to girls.

Tell us who hurt you user, I'm sure he will apologize. Who did he fuck?

t. watched freaks and geeks one too many times

I do, in fact I pretty much have to since I work out and its like 90 degrees outside.

Dunno then, I am actually self-conscious about how loud my pee is desu

Rocket League

Do chads make good friends?

They can, yeah.
By their very nature they are more prone to take risks which usually leads to more interesting/fun shit

Fuck off.

80% of young people were married in the 1980s, 23% are married in the 2010s. Society has gone to shit.

Chad is oblivious to the world around him, that is why he is so pleasant. Women like him not just for his looks but because he can take them away from this garbage era.

The most chad person I know is a conservative half-asian who was on the football team in high school and has huge muscles. He plays pretty much all the Total War games and can cite a million Ancient Greek/Roman battles and their historical significance off the top of his head. Pretty impressive.

>this obscenely naive world view

Let me guess, that girl who you were really nice to dumped your nerd ass to the curb and sucked alpha male Chad's dick instead right?

they do

>80% of young people were married in the 1980s, 23% are married in the 2010s. Society has gone to shit.
C'mon man, you're obviously a redditor trying to pass off as a robot. You should be happy people are wising up to the schemes of roasties.

>one of my friends is a chad
>he always asks me to go to stuff even though i dont like going outside since he knows i appreciate the invite

>Tfw no Chad to service while they play their normie pleb shit vidya

>Chads are actually really decent people

This, it's not that Chad is an asshole, it's that everyone loves Chad because he is good at everything.

/r9k/ is just bitchy because Chad fucked their White Buffalo in high school, not to spite them, but because neither Chad nor /r9k/'s White Buffalo even realized they existed.

Not him but marriage is beautiful, and I respect people who stay married until they die. Its a life-long promise you make to the one you love the most. Regardless of succubi and divorce rates seeing such a decline is still saddening to me.

Yeah and seriously Chad wasn't usually a bully or a huge dick even, the dicks were the shitkickers, Animated movies have been getting it right for years, kids like Sid from toy story and Nelson from the Simpsons are the real douche bags.

Wait Chad only applies to white people? What if asian or hispanic?

Honestly Chad's are pretty cool. My school was full of Chads and i was a huge nerd but they were all pretty friendly and nice even though i was kind of a sperg sometimes. If anything i wish i was a nicer person back then because i thought they were the stereotypical assholes everyone here said they were.

Chad is trying to help you out bro.
You will regret never going.

I wonder who's behind this post...

Chang and Carlos.