GIVE US A SONG LADS
GIVE US A SONG LADS
Best Assassins Creed
YOUR BODY MAY BE GONE
I'M GONNA CARRY YOU IN
IN MY HEAD IN MY MOUTH IN MY SOUL
HA' YOU E'ER SEEN A WILD GOOSE SAILIN' O'ER TH'OCEAN?!
BULLY IN THE ALLEY
THE WORST OL SHIP THAT EVER DID SAIL
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
MAN O WAR CAPIN SHES CARRIES BRITISH GUNS
Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises, earlie in th' mornin
YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BUT A MAN MUST BE BLIND TO MAKE UP HIS MIND AND GO TO SEA ONCE MORE
ONCE MORE BOYS ONCE MORE
GO TO SEA ONCE MORE
WELL THAT IS THAT AND THIS IS THIS
YOU TELL ME WHATCHA WANT AND I'LL TELL YA WHATCHA GET
YOU GET AWAY FROM ME
YOU GET AWAY FROM ME
COLLECTED MY BELONGINGS AND LEFT THE JAIL, WELL
THANKS FOR THE TIME I NEEDED TO THINK A SPELL
I HAD TO THINK A WHILE
I HAD TO THINK A WHILE
COME ALL YE YOUNG FELLOWS THAT FOLLOW THE SEA,
TO MY WAY HAYE, BLOW THE MAN DOWN,
AND PRAY PAY ATTENTION AND LISTEN TO ME,
GIVE ME SOME TIME TO BLOW THE MAN DOWN.
>Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces!!!
I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY-
>Actually enjoy side content for once
>pundrin
>explorin
>singin
>piratin
>boardin
>but then then you realize that Edward is forced to work with the assassins and the games flow is ruined by the Templars/Assassins dumb ass war and future shit
OH COME ALL YOU YOUNG SAILOR MEN LISTEN TO ME, ILL SING YOU A SONG OF THE FISH IN THE SEA AND ITS WINDY WEATHER BOYS STORMY WEATHER BOYS WHEN THE WIND BLOWS WE'RE ALL TOGETHER BOYS, BLOW YE WINDS WESTERLY, BLOW YE WINDS BLOW, JOLLY SOU-WESTER BOYS STEADY SHE GOES!
and yet somehow people think I'm crazy when I say it's a good pirate game but a bad assassin's creed game.
this is exactly what I mean
i dreamed a dream the other night
LOWLANDS
LOWLANDS AWAY, ME JOHN
HO RO THE RATTLIN' BOG
THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O
HO RO THE RATTLIN' BOG
THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O
NOW IN THIS BOG THERE WAS A TREE
and then up jumps the eel with his slippery tail, fouls up the deck and then reefs the topsail,
It's windy weather boys, stormy weather boys,
when the wind blows, we're all together boys,
blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow,
jolly southwester boys steady she goes~
LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
O LEAVER HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
>Ubisoft at E3
>Shows trailer for their new pirate game
>OH SHIT THEY FINALLY DID IT A STAND ALONE PIRATE GAME
>It's a multiplayer game with ship battles only
>Single player is good when you work with the pirates
>it gets bad when you have to work for assassins since one of your pirate buddies is a chick and assassin who is a bitch
Its funny aint it
EDDIE, LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
Really hyped for Skull and Bones because it's an Assassins Creed pirate game without being an Assassins creed game
>Remember that you can't do all the fun shit like exploring islands or fighting people with cutlasses because it's not an Assassins creed game
It'll never be perfect.
>Ubishit accidentally made one of the best pirate games in years for their shitty yearly franchise
>instead of building off of this they went back to making garbage WE WAZ KANGZ Asscreed games
They made Rogue which was actually pretty good.
LEAVE HER JOHNYYYY LEAVE HERRRR
Ideally you would just transfer the AssCreed mechanics to the pirate game with some sort of training to have it make sense within the world, but have the assassin stuff be just another way to play it instead of it taking over the whole mission gameplay, but Ubisoft would rather rebrand it as another AssCreed game than make it a new IP
The voyage is long
I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
speaking of which its the few times that assassins screwed up so bad that they accidently caused historical amounts of heavy damage
funny enough Shay in the end seemed to live a long good life to be able to train his son and grandson in the ways of cuckolding assassins and die peacefully despite having so much assassins on his ass
I heard why skull and bones showed no boarding/player character gameplay was because it was literally some modded version of black flag but with MP so the characters still played like Ass creed
>The good Assassin Creed games are mostly stories about how the assassins themselves are dicks or are just annoying
templar's order when
MERRY ROCK BE ON THE BOAT THIS EVE
My game file and all the saves got corrupted halfway through, with my character hovering in mid air inside a dock
BUT WE'RE NEVER GONNA SURVIVE
UNLESS
WE GET A LITTLE
CRAZY
Technically the multiplayer
SHAMROCK AND ROSE, BOYS
IN A WORLD WITHOUT GOLD, WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HEROES!
>Assassins get literal whores and trannies
>Templars get the waifus
It amazes me that Ubisoft hasn't done it.
Black Flag was good despite all of the AC shit. Give us pirates, you damn frogs.
Ol' BILLY RILEY WAS A DANCING MASTER
OL' BILLY RILEY OL' BILLY RILEY
REEEEEEEE FUCK THOSE LEGENDARY SHIPS
Ooooh, we've got this notion
That we'd quite like to sail the ocean
So we're building a big boat to leave here for good.
We're not keen on sinking
So we're all sitting here a thinking
'Cause we built it too big and we've run out of wood.
eidle eidle eee
eidle eidle eee
We simply can't leave 'til we get some more wood.
Oooh, we're not keen on sinking
so that's why we're sitting thinking
cause we simply can't leave 'til we get some more wood.
Can we expect some Egyptian shanties in Origins?
reminder that black flag was good by mistake
Ubisoft:
>Players like cool ninja kills and pirates
>lets get some unlicensed music and stick the ac 3 ship assets in there
Players:
>these shanties are amazing!
>Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
>I've heard them calling my name.
>Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors.
>The voice might be one and the same.
>I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
>It's something that I'm supposed to be.
>Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me.
What was the best outfit and why was it the pirate cloak?
No, because Ubisoft went we wuz kangs instead of the historically accurate Mediterranean cosmopolitan.
No Greek sailors singing odes to Neptune for you.
This, exactly this. The one fucking game where the pirating side content is better than the shitty main game mechanics and bullshit story.
>not Morgan's redingote
You're a captain, dress like one
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
GIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL
I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND DRIFT AWAY
I prefer Pirate Captain gotta keep your rank up
>post yfw you encounter a legendary ship for the 1st time
>Not going full piratecore
>skull and bones
They revealed right off the bat it's multiplayer memeshit.
That's actually my favourite, looks suitably piratey and practical for running and climbing
I HOPE YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF WONDER
I imagine it is, but since it's multiplayer how would the combat translate? There's a reason why Ubisoft doesn't put combat in the multiplayer. What are you gonna do? Shoot him once or twice? Just wait for the other fucker to attack so you can parry his ass and kick his shit in? It'd be so horribly unbalanced.
All they had to do was make a game where you could be a Privateer or full on pirate. That was all I wanted from, but they fucked it up.
And it's the only one besides the whaling outfit that looks like it could blend in with a crowd.
Could always copy for honor
Also remove the historical context.
Black flag just got depressing at the end.
So much this. The memories of traveling the seas and they would just randomlybdtart singins this. Best ac
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEED!~
The parting glass might be the saddest song ever written. Cried like a bitch.
Pirates aren't in For Honor. I doubt the combat system would work the same there.
>Give us pirates, you damn frogs.
There's always Sea of Thieves.
>Black flag just got depressing at the end.
I'm not sure what you expected, given the golden age of piracy only lasted for around seven years and most of them were killed or quietly retired.
After watching videos of Black Flag since I first played it on release, I'm pretty excited for what the team will do with Origins. Feel like Ashraf Ismail will deliver again.
sid meiers pirates is still great
For all the friends that are gone but never forgotten. For Mary, Ed, Charles and all the others. For men like Edward and Altair and Ezio who never really lived, but who have become a part of my life and will be forever in my heart. For everyone who's crying now, like I do.
REV UP THOSE TEARS, CUZ I'M SURE DEPRESSED!
Or if you're a real man, Naval Action.
>He drinks damnation
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I always loved how Edward was stuck on a fucking island and everything went to shit without him
Played this game during my senior year at uni and I've been struggling since graduation. God fuckkng damn. Nice link, user
>Realistic Ship combat
Thanks but no thanks. I'm more into what Sea of Thieves is offering. Light-hearted jaunty Pirate stuff.
Plus at some point I want to get OFF the boat.
>what will we do with a drunken whal-- I mean sailor
remember kids
Edward got killed by an elf