Huh

Huh

Fuck off you cancerous e-celeb faggot

It's Squiddy and Fuckface in the morning

>tfw the Detroit LP approaches

Who will fall this time? Last David Cage LP killed Liam

shut the fuck up

I get the similarities to Woolie, but I don't see any connection with the other one and Pat

t. Liam

If that was a real bunny it would likely pose a very real threat to him

>5 ft tall at max
>overweight
>balding
>ginger
well, at least I'm not pat

You forgot
>Gets to bang a 9/10 redhead

>confirmed to have huge cock
>fucking redheaded amazon weeaboo goddess on the reg

You wish you were Pat

Sometimes I wish I was Pat

Seen her Twitter?
>goes on camping trips with Dick Masterson while Pat stays in Canada

>Cool Beard
>Nice shade of Ginger
>Balding Gracefully
>Hot Girlfriend

That dude's gay, man

Gay for pussy. Banged more than 100 different women

>No good LPs going on at the moment
>Yakuza ruined by Matt, LA Noire ruined by both Woolie and Matt
>No Pat streams in forever
>The podcast is still shit

I don't know why I still bother with them.

>this is the height of an average video game character

>confirmed to have huge cock
r u sure its not just his height makin it seem hueg

I only watch one offs now for game recs.

Your an idiot if you watch their series

She's the one who commented on it's size.

short, pale, reddish "hair", attitude.

>implying the Possessed one-shot wasn't fucking hilarious

that is sum srs myowncrone shit right their boi

>has a confirmed goliath-sized peepee
>says whatever he wants, does whatever he wants, alpha as fuck
>most entertaining member of his group
>bangs his literal hotter female clone

Nigga you wish you was Pat

That is Liam in drag?

Yes

>Matt has a goblin
>That top right image of Woolie's girl that makes her look like Matt with hair

lel

but not with a biological girl

>had a brief affair with them last summer-fall where they were all I watched
>then I realized every single LP is the same

The act got stale so fast. Matt's bad jokes and memes, Pat constantly raising his voice and citing Wikipedia articles, Woolie trying to be a voice of reason but wrong, and Liam being Patrick Topkek.

>Yakuza ruined by Matt
What, you didn't like hearing KOOZEEZ loudly and repeatedly every single video throughout the entirety of the 68 video series?

>implying Dick gets shit
>implying Sean doesn't cuck each and every one of them while they just watch

He cucked Pat.

>cucked Pat while Paige wore his Fatal Fury hat

over the fucking line, dude

>that belly
HNNGGGHHHHH!!!!

It must be sad seeing cuckoldry in every single facet of your existence. Must be like landwhales seeing sexism everywhere.

Joking aside, how must it feel?
Like, you're practically in love with this girl, you have her on your show, you take her places and hang out, you like to have her as a friend but you'd obviously prefer a relationship. But in the end of the day she still goes back to the ginger dwarf and bangs him.
Shit must be destructive.

You would balk at literally anyone letting their GF go spend a weekend camping at the rockies with a former PUA with absolutely no qualms about cucking people if they didn't happen to be your ebin favorite e-celeb

>Paige
>9/10
Sup Pat.
This website is anonymous.
You have no reason to exaggerate.

Body is 10
Face is 6
Hair Bonus 2
She's a soft 9, m8

>implying

Dick's current gf is as hot or hotter than Paige

You possibly picked the worst person ever to imply some sort of sexual thirstiness

>Rating other people girlfriends

Why don't you just get your own and start reaching the epiphany that looks aren't everything

Looks aren't everything is just a thing ugly people say.

>Body is 10
False, but hey, opinions.
I mean she hangs out with a fat ginger dwarf so it's either opinions or youtube money.
>Hair Bonus
What.
Ginger is only a bonus when there are also freckles. Which she either doesn't have or uses makeup to hide.
Then again
It's just my opinion

>Body is 10
I mean, she looks fine and all but a 10?
Don't forget she's fucking insane, a money-crazy bitch and that she will die young.

>she will die young
That's a plus

You kidding me? He has the most wonderful laugh, hearing it makes my day brighter. I'd love to laugh as much as he does and just as heartedly.

Woolie is not a mecha fan or a toku fan.

The Possessed was just amazing, pretty much a big reminder why I am subscribed to their channel.

...

>Paige
>Not a 9
Nigga you gay

Reminder Pat's literal retarded cat is more popular than Matt's cats despite him pushing them hard and he hates it.

Man pretty people chant that shit. It's why you have both good looking guys and girls running around with partners who look like gutter trash compared to them.

shes like a 7 bruh

I still remember when he got buttmad when /m/ called him out on it

>I mean she hangs out with a fat ginger dwarf so it's either opinions or youtube money.

Maybe she actually loves him.
I know this is a foreign concept to a board full of autistic tibetian sand-painting enthusiasts, but some people marry down for love.

I have no clue how I got my hot wife, but I apparently made her laugh enough to stick around and learn I was a great guy.

Looks fade anyway. Everyone gets old and ugly.

To be honest, if I looked like Pat, and my gf looked like Peige, I'd let her cheat time to time. As long as the kid is mine I guess

Don't forget taking the story too seriously and not paying attention to any plotpoint whatsoever and blames the game for not explaining it

>I'd let her cheat time to time.
I never knew someone here is an actual cuck
The fuck are you saying, nigger?

Depends on how many bonus points redhead gives you.

For me, she's a 8.5/10.
9 on a good day.

Always makes me laugh.

I'd rather have a hot gf who sometimes cheats than a loyal uggo

Amazing. That's one way to feel better about myself tonight

Then you deserve neither dumbass

>Liam is just Gotye
Every time

>loyal uggo
>uggo
Go away Matt

saying shes a 9 means shes only one point from being as attractive as a girl like Emily Ratajkowski which is clearly not the case

she's at least 3 points under + the fact that you see these type of girls everyday in montreal also gives her a -1. shes actually a 6

...

> that skeleton is a 10
fuckin ypipo lmao bruh

Why do these two have weird teeth

aren't they supposed to have teeth like this

One of them is an Octo. The Ink has standard fang teeth

>Go to a board filled with people who OBSESS over that kind of stuff after selling your personality as "I'M A HUGE MECHA/TOKU FAN"

>Get blown the fuck out by the real diehards because you aren't

No she doesn't. She has a 'bucktooth' fang too.

What happened?

you probably dress like shit faggot

You're already cucking yourself if you're dating a sub 7

>Woolie tripfags on /m/
>People ask what he's watched so they can talk about it
>He posts his surface level list with barely any shows despite talking mad game
>/m/ proceeds to rip his asshole open for being a fraud

Oh boy, I can just imagine how that went

>yeah I'm a huge toku fan
>I've watched like half of W and OOO
>what's a Gavan

Pat and Paige are both actually crazy. They're perfect for each other.

This. Can't blame people for wanting a piece of Paige, she's hot and could do way better than Pat. If I were him, I'd be cool with her sucking a few dicks when she's on a trip or something. Gotta share the wealth, you know?

>Pat starts watching Gundam
>"I'm going through all of it"
>Woolie: "Oh, don't watch ZZ"
>Pat: "Why?"
>Woolie: "j-just don't"

I get not having the time to watch 40+ episode long shows often, but if he wants to state his opinions as recommendations, he should make sure he's actually watched the shows and not just read a couple of shitposts on /m/.

This happened to me too, and I agree
Although I also think I got so into them because most of their LPs back them were genuinely great (like Omicron)

>ugly, irate dad
>hot but neurotic wife
>douche friend, token black friend

Pat is a few kids away from a bad family sitcom. It all checks out.