Stayed up all night playing modded minecraft while listening to ""asmr"" videos of pretty girls pretending to be my...

>Stayed up all night playing modded minecraft while listening to ""asmr"" videos of pretty girls pretending to be my mommy and saying nice things to me

how did it come to this

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youtube.com/watch?v=T1vRSAAAiZA
youtube.com/watch?v=T6zsTaUDjTo
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Link to these videos op?

youtube.com/watch?v=30wBulgFw_w
youtube.com/watch?v=k9qLZ1_P5xY
youtube.com/watch?v=T1vRSAAAiZA
youtube.com/watch?v=T6zsTaUDjTo
youtube.com/watch?v=IdNugZUjsXg

Just some of them. I think I'm in a little too deep

>be degenerate
>why did this happen to me!!!!

i-im not degenerate i just want to stay be little again

You came to Sup Forums

what the flying fuck user.

Sorry

I-Is it that bad?

Well you had fun but this is autistic for sure senpai

Never change

user, why aren't you listening to the japanese ones? There's some really good /ss/ stuff if that's what you're into.

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that turn shit off and go to bed, user
you need some fucking sleep

THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Because most of the time I fall asleep to them or I'm playing a game on the other screen and I can't keep my eyes open or keep looking over to read the subtitles.

please link the ones you're talking about

I don't know what I'd tell them, or if I'd even really want to change. I know it's weird and I do feel sort of ashamed but it feels nice to do it.

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I think you're right...

>mfw I thought listening to rain sounds to get better sleep was weird
>mfw someone on my steam friends list once "you hear of this ASMR stuff"
>links me videos of girls whispering into mics and weird shit
>nah I don't get it man, why you listening to these
>he gets mad and insists I don't hear it like he does

which mods did you use

It's a weird brain thing where it makes you feel tingly in your forehead, it's kind of nice. Some people have it and others don't, and they're not all girls whispering. Though I'll admit that the girls whispering and saying nice things is a big part of the appeal for me.

I don't get it user, there's no point in me sending you links if you don't want to fall asleep.

This shit actually works man.

Too many

I mean, that's not the ONLY time I do it. I watch the Japanese ones and read the subtitles too sometimes.

Why does he need help? Legit question.

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>>mfw I thought listening to rain sounds to get better sleep was weird
You wat nigga? Man, you entry level normie as hell!

Who the fuck speaks japanese?

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>This shit actually works man.
No it doesn't.

This level of lack of female attention is a dangerous situation to be in. He's gonna commit a crime sooner or later.

Autism.

this is some next level shit dawg. you might need to seek help

I almost know that feel
What mods you playan?

You bring shame to Mado and Lain

I've never committed a crime and I have no intention to, I'm just a NEET and I'm scared of dying and I'm scared of being in trouble or doing bad stuff, I always have been. I do talk to girls sometimes but online.

I really hope they wouldn't hate me...

Anyone who's commited a crime did not intend to at some point. These kinds of videos are a clear sign that you're getting very close to the edge, only a few pushes away.

A bunch. I started a new world and I'm trying to get back into Thaumcraft and its addons, I'd like to finally figure out how Blood Magic works, and I've got a bunch of tech mods as well. I made a neat little tree farm with golems last time, but I'd like to get a little more advanced now. also monster girls, little maids, lovely robot and the vore quicksand mod

I don't want to do anything bad, I never want to and I have no need to. I'm scared of jail and dying so I'll never do anything that puts me close to there. I just want to live a comfy life and watch anime and play video games and stuff

>all these normalfags ITT
Am I actually fucked up or is Sup Forums getting more tame?

This is bullshit, stop telling the poor guy things that aren't true.

Everyone's afraid of jail and death. But you're walking the path where your need of female attention will eventually overpower your fear of bad things happening to you.

Well, Japanese do, for one.

I think ASMR is some real weird shit but I don't really think that's the case with this guy. Chances are good he's not a very aggressive person if he comes asking for help on Sup Forums after staying up all night playing Mineycrafta.

Just go to bed, user.

>all these shocked replies
wtf I thought this was a patrician fetish?!

Parents should love their children more. Hang out more with them.
Unless you lost your parents in some way? In that case I'm horrible sorry OP. Life fucking sucks sometimes.

It's weird, I thought I was weird for listening to war asmr while playing opera music.

>Started with ear cleaning ASMR
>Went on to Brown Noise
>Then listened to Theta and Delta waves
>Currently at Earth's Ohm and other planetary noises

What's my next step gonna be I wonder

>Brown noise

What

Edgy droog.

youtube.com/watch?v=GSaJXDsb3N8

Named after a person, not because it makes you shit yourself.

youre here forever
remember?

>cranial nerve examination video

im conflicted

Intentional ASMR with girls whispering into the mic creep me the fuck out.

Just listen to ASMR of an old man talking about klein bottles like a normal person.

There is no next step, I've been listening to the sounds of solar bodies, while making CYOAs for /tg/, for years without escalation.

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>mfw when they were actually kind of calming
Am I fucked up too?

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>female asmr
what are you, gay?

This kills the penguin.

delet

Let me apologize. This image will make you feel better.

>british_humour_101.gif

This isn't the same one, the zoo's version is likely filthy and covered in various grimes beyond cleaning. That and there's no way someone was able to climb into an animal area like that without getting noticed.

no shit autismo

Just enjoy what you are doing.
As long as you don't hurt anyone.
No matter how 'fucked up' society deems this thing.

Depression is fucking tough to beat.

wew

Why don't you just call your mom and tell her you love her? She misses you

That thing you do, that makes everyone think you're an alien robot incapable of interacting with other Human beings, properly, you're doing it now.

>The only female voice I've heard that "speaks to me" in over a decade is from asmr videos
ehhh

>not finding sound of artillery and opera mesmerizing.

fag

>Vore quicksand

>Vore quicksand

What

Im not even sure this makes any sense

wtf

I don't get that ASMR feeling from sounds. Instead I get it from physical sensations. Like, if a fly crawls on my arm, I feel those tingles in my head. If a cat kneads next to me in bed, I feel it. Various other misc. sensations do it too. Am I alone in this?

Literally me, stop fucking spying on me

FastASMR a best

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Do you not have any friends op? I can be your friend. :^(

This, i dont even see how this is "degenerate" dont lisent to this normal faggs. I think you need some real company tho, you should try and get a gf

this isn't asmr

no they don't

It is honestly too late for you user.

I got mad asmr from these and now I feel dirty

LEMME SMASH

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Didn't they take her away?

>her
NOT YOU TOO

Oh my god, it's true, Sup Forums is filled with virgin loosers who can't even talk to girls lol

No, in fact the promotion ended and all characters except her were removed. She was allowed to stay because they wouldn't want old Grape to suffer.

>asmr with girls
Relaxing ASMR (comfy grandpa) and French Whisperer (nothing but hard facts) all the way. Bit of Dalton (guns and pizza) too.

cant spell grape without rape

Been listening to stuff like asmr gf, kissing every single day

No matter how shitty my life gets, I can always come on to Sup Forums and see one of these threads and think "gee well it can't be all that bad, I could be this sad son of a bitch".

These are all different channels

>Sup Forums doesn't know about ASMR
jesus this board really is filled with fucking normies

Yo post that /ss/ son.

Still not as bad as the Furry vore POV audio I listen to almost every single fucking day.
I'm considering getting a private commision from Jeschke like that one guy on /trash/, at this point.

What the fuck is going on

>furry
>vore
>commissioning
You are too far gone.

ASMR is the most degenerate, infuriating crap on youtube

>jeschke
>look it up
>that entire FA page
jesus fucking christ

why does this even exist