This is a handheld game

This is a handheld game.

I can tell.

sure looks like it

Sure looks like one
>Nintendo graphics in current year
Tip top kek

>It needs a smaller square than splatoon 1
Jesus I really fucking hate the Switch in terms of hardware. Its literally a step down from the fucking WiiU in several ways. Like goddamn how cheap can you be Kimishima?

I loved my WiiU but why would I want to play WiiU .8 for the next 5+ years?

>Its literally a step down from the fucking WiiU in several ways
Do you have a single fact or figure to support that statement?

Are you saying they made the square smaller because of hardware isssues? Because that's retarded. Also I've compared the two games myself and Splatoon 2 looks so much better.

Haha Nintendo sucks
Go 3rd party already you stupid gooks

>Also I've compared the two games myself and Splatoon 2 looks so much better.
This holy shit. Even just putzing around the plaza everything looks so nice and detailed.

Not a smaller square you dolt, have you even played it yet? The only thing that makes it look smaller is that it's not 2 stories on one side, but it's still big with corridors and shit. Feels less boxed in than the Wii u Plaza with a train track surrounding it.

Nice bait my man, if you played splat 1 the improvements in lighting and texture are pretty obvious

NEVER

EVER

HAHAHAHAHA

>Smaller square

But that's wrong. It also doesn't half the FPS like the Wiiu does.

Also
>Caring about muh power

Kill yourself or fuck off and be a mustard neckbeard.

looks like something from playstore

>70 dollar pro controller is 30 dollars more expensive than the WiiU's pro controller and has half the battery life of the WiiU pro controller
>280 dollars just to get all of the controllers you need to play Mario Kart 8, a WiiU game on Switch but with more items and less stable online
>One screen
>No stylus for the touchscreen (smudge fucking city)
>No video streaming
>No internet
>No miiverse
>No TV interfacing
>WiiU chat vs the monstrosity that is voicechat on Switch
>WiiU came with a bunch of bells and whistles out of the box where as the Switch's peripherals are gouge town (100 dollar HDMI docks)
>You can't have a dpad on fucking handheld mode (4 face buttons in 360 tier shitty) because of the terrible kickstand/2 joycon gimmick and no dpad joycon option
>Not a home console

The Switch undeniably feels like a less competent device than the WiiU.

>720
Yeah no shit user my phone can play games in higher resolutions.
Why are handhelds always such jank technology?

As a switch owner I agree with this.

It's literally a weaker version of a nvidia tablet from 4 years ago. It's impressive how they made it so weak

Oh your phone can play angry birds in 1080p? That's so impressive and definitely comparable to running Mario Kart 8 or BOTW user

You want botw and mk8 in 1080 on a smartphone? I can do that

You still post that shit? That's sad, man.

0/10

>it's another "console is literally unusable without pissing away 70 bux" post
You forgot to budget in 500 boxes of poptarts, user. How can ANYONE justify this purchase??

Post it? I USE it. That's just what I saved from the thread that taught me how to do it.
Buy hey enjoy lacking basic smart-device features to the point you need to bring a phone with you everywhere you go in addition to a tablet, all just to play games in substandard resolutions with subpar graphics.

dollar pro controller is 30 dollars more expensive than the WiiU's pro controller and has half the battery life of the WiiU pro controller
dollars just to get all of the controllers you need to play Mario Kart 8, a WiiU game on Switch but with more items and less stable online
>>WiiU came with a bunch of bells and whistles out of the box where as the Switch's peripherals are gouge town (100 dollar HDMI docks)
>>You can't have a dpad on fucking handheld mode (4 face buttons in 360 tier shitty) because of the terrible kickstand/2 joycon gimmick and no dpad joycon option
False.

>+ $1000 pc to stream from with input lag

Kek

Joycons aren't usable for 2d platformers which will obviously be Nintendo's bread and butter like it has been for the last 4 fucking consoles/handhelds.
And I sure as hell wouldn't want to use them constantly to change weapons in BOTW either.

But you don't, because it doesn't work as you claim. If it does, show us a video of you playing ARMS on it right now. Preferably outside away from internet connections.

>goalposts moved 3000 miles west
Poor people are so pathetic.

>Joycons aren't usable for 2d platformers
As a 2D platforming guru (have been since the mid 80s), I don't see why not. The 4 face buttons work excellently.

Do people actually take their switch outside?
I've been seeing a lot of kill the 3DS and focus all on the switch lately. Isn't it just a console that you can take on the go?

Nothing you just said makes any sense. I question your legitimacy.

The image blatantly says 720p output but sure let's pretend you have a point.

>Also can only STREAM the 2 worst versions of the games not even emulates properly
>Can't play any other switch games

It's not impressive to stream shit from a nvidia card. I can do that to my vita for free too faggot lmao

>poor people
What? Your city's 3G is irrelevant to your wealth

Every single thing I said surrounding the pro controller and MK8D is true. It's a trash controller and thats a trash port with bad online (have fun paying for that soon)
WiiU came with two gamepad docks, a stand sorta thing for the console, the gamepad which functioned like a proper controller with a real dpad, a fucking VIDEO GAME, and a sensor bar because it had backwards compatibility (and a hackable wii mode within the first year IIRC)
4 face buttons IS a 360 tier dpad.

But you said it was $60, then immediately said you will require more than $500 worth of PC components. The switch is cheaper, plays switch games, and has no input lag. And doesn't need an internet connection.

I love my switch so many games to play!

Switch is technically stronger---see the rez and FPS bumps in MK8D. Pricing is Jewish---but we've know that since launch.

>Switch screen is way sharper and more vibrant than the Wii U
>Actual portability
>Selling well and a bit of a cultural zeitgiest which should keep more 3rd party publishers intrested
>Comes with two fully functional controllers out of box
>Great retro machine/indie game handheld---RIP Vita.

I wouldn't even waste my bandwidth downloading arms user.
Also the post I was responding to was about mk8 and botw, not arms, goalposter.
Also it's a phone, it has internet everywhere, I'm not going to the woods to prove your stupid point right.

Oh how could I fucking forget
>Free online which kept Mario kart 8, Smash 4, and Splatoon alive for the WiiU's lifespan and then some
I'm sure that paid online will have no adverse effects on the longevity of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Splatoon 2, certainly not :^)

Clean that dust off you disgusting ogre

>trash port
>trash online
I see Wii U owners are already salty

Jesus user, clean your fucking house you filthy faggot.
The switch hasn't even been out 6 months yet, there's no good reason it should already be that dusty.

>Comes with two fully functional controllers out of box
>Counting EACH JOYCON AS A FUCKING FULLY FUNCUNTIONAL CONTROLLER
Holy shit Nutendo fans are desperate.

The company died with Iwata. Hop off Kimishima's tit.

It won't, judging by current gen console online multiplayer numbers
You sound pretty desperate desu senpai

>4 face buttons IS a 360 tier dpad.
Factually wrong. And you can just buy a second pair of joycons and you now have 4 controllers. The stands for the gamepad were useless, friend.

The online is noticeably better in Deluxe, too. The Switch has a pretty bad receiver in terms of strength, but not quality. I just play hooked up to the wire or close to my router anyway.

It says no input delay on 4g 720.
It can still play at not-garbage resolutions unlike the switch, with mild input delay unless you're on wifi.
You can cry about money you don't have all day user I don't care.
Original point
>w-w-well your smartphone can't play anything other than angry birds at 1080, and never botw and mk8
>proved my phone can play mk8 and botw at 1080
I said nothing about money, that's only your problem.

>no argument
>starts shitposting instead
Huh, really makes me ponder.

The guy a few posts up is making fun of people for not wanting to spend $1000+ to emulate and stream WiiU games and your acting like $20 a year for online is going to be a game changer?

6'3" former college fullback here. I use the Joycons just fine even though my hands are likely twice the size of the Japs it was designed for. Maybe you just lack the fine motor skills, bud.

>desync boogieman
Never once had that problem and it is easily fixed regardless.

>no input lag on 4G
Liar

>Thinking having to pay over and over for online won't shrink the playerbase a year+ down the line
>Judging longevity based on early numbers
Right and every flash in the pants MMO with strong month 1 numbers has totally lasted. Paid online surely won't reduce games to a FOTM status at any point like it's done on every other console

Streaming is not natively playing a game.

My vita can stream Zelda it can't actually play the game natively.

The switch is getting a streaming app. It doesn't mean the switch now has Nier Automata, Monster Hunter World and Dark Souls

>AT 720
Learn to fucking read.
Besides the game only runs at 30 fps, we're not talking about some epic technological feat here, we're talking netflix in 2005 level streaming.

Will Splatoon 2 let me play as an inkling without shoes?

>early numbers
>implying I'm not judging by console vs PC numbers for multiplayer games like rocket league and fightan games now
Oh sure, I guess free online makes games even more fotm then.

I can tell by the weeb presentation.

>hurr technicalities
Don't care, I can play botw and mk8 at 1080, and you can't.
Moreso I didn't have to buy a $300 console or two $60 games to do so, I did so with a 2 year old phone and a 4 year old computer.

Yeah? So it's worse resolution than the switch, to have no input lag. Huh

Funny thing is non-shooters loose playerbase on PC much much faster

Your phone also cost 600 burgers.

>I said nothing about money
Didn't even look at your image?

>flash in the pants
Irregardless, pre Madonnas like you are a diamond dozen. Get a clue, sure lock, it's a doggy dog world.

>2 years old phone
>4 years old computer
Still costs more than the switch+2 games kek

PS4 is better
Has better games
Sold more units
Looks cooler
Isn't gay
Worth the price
Better graphics
Can play in 4k
Looks sleek
Not for children
Has voicechat
Has lots of games
Isn't made by Shittendo
So yeah, go 3rd party nintendo. I want to see how dope Mario looks in 4k on the best gaming console
Oh and don't reply to me switchfags, your dead handheld will be at the dollar store next year

>I only had to spend $1000+ to poorly emulate WiiU t-take that!

You sure showed me bro

>People ITT defending the joycons
>literally "We took the wiimote and somehow managed to make it even more terrible"
I hate Nintendo on Sup Forums now. Back in 2010-2014 it was one of the better fanbases on Sup Forums

>isn't gay
Remember the GAYSTATION?

#4thegaymers

Flash in the pan and pants both work because they can mean the same thing you retard.

Have you literally ever actually even used one? IM assuming no.

>literally an SNES controller
>worse than the mistake that was the Wiimote
I hate anti Nintendo drones on Sup Forums.

Which Vita game is that?

Post your switch user, with the joycon in your hand so we can see how fat you are.

Yeah because the SNES dpad and face button were literally on top of each other.

Fucking retards.

>step down
>already on the sell better than the wii u's entire lifetime sales in a bit over a year

One is a real phrase. The other is something you made up because you are too stupid to use real colloquialisms. A decent person would have just admitted they heard the term incorrectly.

Have you tried it? It's far more comfortable than a Wii mote unless you are a lard ass

I don't even own a phone, man. I don't give a shit about voice chat.
>I USE it.
That's even more sad

The switch is 720 user, it's at the same resolution as the switch, on 4g.
And it goes up from there when wifi is involved, while the switch can barely function on it's own without wifi, and can only play games at 720 portably period.
>I'm poor so...
Good job guys, enjoy your $420 for 2 games that I got for free.

Looks like shit.
When will Nintendo make games that look like they are past the Gamecube era?

>Splatoon 1 is 720p60fps
>Splatoon 2 is 1080p60fps and has better graphics
>Switch is a downgrade in hardware from Wii U
Really fires my neurons there, user.

Just salty Wii U fags too poor to afford another console

It's funny to watch them furiously try to deny that the switch is stealing all their games and making them better. Glad I skipped it

They weren't. And they aren't on the joycons either.

The first model of the Switch WILL NOT outsell the WiiU while it's the relevant Switch model because of Apple cornering the market, Nintendo LITERALLY can't make enough Switches to surpass the WiiU's 14 million.
Except the worlds fastest hardware revision announcement in early to mid 2018.

It's a downgrade
you are retarded fag

>can barely function on its own without wifi
The fuck you talking about nigger?

I also got the games for free on my actually WiiU.

That's not impressive.

How will you play every new switch game that comes out? Oh... You won't lol

Expect*

Well shit, I can't argue with facts. You've won.

Agressive advertising sells games, not quality. Splatoon is a shallow baby shooter for entry level Japs, it's not a good game nor technically complex to play.

The phone has more than one use fuckbrain

They are already upping production as the iPhone 8 is launching soon, judging by their own statements

But whatever makes you sleep at night

t.C rank shitter

...

>Better graphics
It looks literally the same.

ITT

You look like a terrible roommate.

383147868
You know what? You're not getting a you.

>using your phone for anything other than texting
Fucking normalfags I swear

Get your eyes checked. The ink looks noticibly better already

Welcome to nearly four years ago.

Just want to point out this screenshot is bad and it looks less jaggified in the actual game.

You can tell since street fighter 5 sold so well.

>he plays mk8 against bots
>he actually bought a wiiu