Name one thing that can single-handedly ruin a video game

Name one thing that can single-handedly ruin a video game.

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>Remastered

Day one DLC

Sup Forums

Open World

A game by Hideo Kojima

A dev waifu'd one of the characters

I-Frames

Censorship, sjw pandering, muh diversity, and trans/feminist dev member, etc

Always online

Brazilians

Kickstarter

NAKED GRANDMA

Story mode.

Microtransactions

Multi-platform gaming. Leave the losers in the dust.

consoles having online as mandatory

lack of splitscreen

see: halo 5

Things you can say about the last boss, but not your girlfriend.

Over casualization

>Early Access
>For new and experienced players
>Different genre then previous installments
>More diversity
>Always online
>f2p
>Grinding

kek I've seen that one

Genuinely, randomly/procedurally generated content and "roguelike" in a game that's clearly nothing like rogue. I almost immediately click away from the store page upon seeing this, unless the game has a reasonably large fanbase of some sort or a LOT of good reviews.

A BIG BLACK COCK, STEVE

>story focused

there was a last boss

Too easy

Top kek

Brazilians

RNG

too many phases

It exists.

That fight was fun

The last boss rarely gives good head

>Always online

>Microtransactions

These two are the ones that annoy me the most. Next up would be the general bugginess / perpetual beta state of modern games. They're so easy to patch now, devs take it as a license to released unfinished shit. I hate that.

>Isn't Minecraft

>randomly/procedurally generated conten
That's one of those things that makes or breaks a game. But I've seen it done right a few times, so it doesn't make my list.

I expected more

I beat it

SJWs

In an MMO...

Any kind of instancing. I'm online to play WITH OTHER PEOPLE motherfucker

>Level Up System/RPG Elements/Buying Upgrades

Just let me play the game the way it's meant to played from the fucking beginning. They only do this so retard casuals think they're actually improving at the game.

>Minecraft/Call of Duty/Nintendo Killer

Dripfeeding features with forced handholding tutorials late into the game.

SJW developers

Black protagonist

>Lead Writer: Anthony Burch

Unlock progression in multiplayer, specifically guns in shooters. Just have everything unlocked from the start.

You know what ONE (1) means, right user?

Subnautica

Wow, that's a big one.

>Sup Forums will never sing an Irish drinking song together because it's too much work

You hatin on my boy, Garcian Vega?

>Black protagonist
name one (1) game that does this

Hard mode: That you played

DLC then early access

Ranked multiplayer

Da vinic code Verizon?

What did he mean by this?

>story driven
>open world

Loot crates.

Kickstarter

And

Testsuya Nomura

Rubber-banding

Niggers.

Neither of those can ruin a game because they ensure that the game never comes out.

SHE'S TAKING ON WATER


I miss Drew

Whatever happened to that disgusting fat dyke that was on his show?

The boss didn't have alternate forms

pachinko

WOW!
IT was a glitch, I SWEAR!
I couldn't do ANYTHING!

I got fucked

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HUT THE LEVER

Pandering

Really? Was that it?

Arrows telling you where to go.

>this game requires origin

When I was a kid, I always assumed that was him in a wig pulling an eddie murphy, and only found out years later it was a separate person.

women

>person
If only

musou

Wait, what? Was it actually just Drew in a wig?

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>PRE-ORDER FOR DLC CHARACTERS
I hope it flops

POLITICS STEVE

Online Pass

do those even exist anymore?

Untested/unoptimized control scheme

No. Doesn't stop it from ruining a game though.

>video game features a Nazi as an antagonist
POLITICS!
>video game features a woman who is not killed and raped by the first male enemy she faces
POLITICS!
>video game features black person
POLITIIIIIICS!!!

microtransactions

including Sup Forums memes

DLC bait.
You don't have it, and the game does it's best to rub it under your nose.
I am looking at you, Johan!

Going to a planet full of orcs and no content.

Having to play with a one-handed controller.

>Video game depicts a fucking flamboyant italian plumber from brooklyn who's enemy is a giant bara-bait dragon turtle, who's dressed up as in traditional mexican garb is the most offensive thing apparently

POLITICS

>"hella"

IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL IM ONLY HUMAN AFTERALL IM ONLY HUMAN AFTERALL

Prototype 2

You sure showed that strawman who's boss

That fight has too many damn phases.
Especially that last one, it was so hard.

There is hella nothing wrong with that.