Splatoon

POST YFW ICECREAM WON

CAKEFAGS NEED NOT APPLY

POST YFW NO ONE WILL PLAY THIS SHITTY GAME

Cake won, actually. Ice Cream got a free win for being a person of color.

>Popularity: Cake – 24%, Ice Cream – 76%
>Wins (solo): Cake – 49%, Ice Cream – 51%
>Wins (team): Cake – 53%, Ice Cream – 47%
>Overall: Cake – 1, Ice Cream – 2

Popularity being counted as a win is laughable. The 2% in single is negligible. It's clear that Cake had the better players.

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>tfw cakefags will never, EVER win a splatfest

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>ICE CREAM WINS
FUCKING FAGGOTS I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

>CAKE IS LEGALLY SHIT
BTFO

MARIE IS LEGALLY BETTE THAN CALLIE

>The absolute STATE of cakebros right now

AS a cakefag all i can say is Good Game!
Hope to see ya in the next splatfest!

LETS GET THIS STARTED
>You didn't pick cake

>2%
Just.

We won in Japan, faggot.

Imagine being that autistic.

>if i change the rules we actually won!

>cakefags thought process

>Cakefags going into damage control

Lets get this started.
>Cakefags

NOT
MY
PRESIDENT

No wonder Callie betrayed the squids then.

LOL

POST ICE CREAM

>cake
>cupcake in the background

Who are they trying to fool?

FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE A CONTEST BETWEEN TWO TEAMS, and then PIT THE SAME TEAM AGAINST EACH OTHER? I WENT AGAINST OTHER CAKE TEAMS PRACTICALLY ALL NIGHT, NO WONDER WE FUCKING LOST. FUCK OFF

We did it Ice Cream Bros!

Drump's chocolate cake blown the fuck out!

>pearl won one
>pearlfags are civil about it
>marinafags win one
>being to act like autistic 12 year olds bragging
Can't say I'm surprised, honestly.

The only people who voted for Ice Cream are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Cake.

>WAHHHHHH the post
Jesus dude, you lost get over it.

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>SPLATFEST RESULTS IN
>LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED
>They made the kitten count two continents worth of votes.

>Popularity: Cake – 24%, Ice Cream – 76%
>Wins (team): Cake – 53%, Ice Cream – 47%

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a bowl of ice cream and I literally screamed at her and hit the bowl out of her hands. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did cake lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so cold. I want a future to believe in. I want Pearl to be queen and fix this broken reef. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were polling well in Inkopolis???? This is so fucked.

>japan
>cake
CAKEBROS CONFIRMED DUMB

Cakefags confirmed Hillary supporters - #imwithpearl
Ice cream, two scoops, is for Trump

Congrats on the win, I guess, nigger worshipper. I love America!

>w-well actually we won

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It's true. People are insufferable for giving Marina the popularity win.

>Marie was officially and legally considered to be the superior sister after their last Splatfest.

As should be.

There's a reason there's only two cats in the entire splatoon universe

>THIS IS WHAT CAKEFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

CAKEFAGS IN TEARS

>24%-76%
Clearly it's rigged, and the fags at Nintendo with a Marina bias made it so she'd win. I literally cannot be proven wrong.

CAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICED
CAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICED

>Implying the vast majority of players weren't playing solo

That 2% for solo is worth a lot more than your margin for team cakefag.

Obviously not.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!

you may only reply to this post if you were on the winning team

That was a retarded one sided splatfest.

We'll win the next splatfest you guys, don't worry

Yo, how's it feel tripfag?

>Trump
>nigger
Lol.

>RECOUNT
holy shit, not even the catfags were this salty, and I was one of them
>that fucking expression
Pearl releases her inner bitch when, my dick needs this

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Cream King checking in

HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU FAGS CREAMBROS WOULD WIN.

CAKEFAGS UTTERLY BTFO'D. THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER.

I was on team cake and I'm replying to this post
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Hey boi

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FUCK YOU!!!!!! ICE CREAM IS FOR SHITTERS!!!!!!

I will eat ice cream sprinkled with goblin tears.

>Onsokumaru hasn't posted yet
I hope he's slitting his wrist while he jerks it to a picture of a massive forehead.

DELET THIS

Expect more like this :)

Wait I thought Japan was Rock vs Pop?

>Can't enter Inkopolis anymore now that the event is over.
BULLSHIT! I want to admire the fact I made it to Royalty forever and ever.

Right here ice bro. feels good.

Does "votes" just mean how many players selected that team to play for?

Don't forget to thank Wallanon for helping!

it was

We already won the first one though

>tfw not a cakefag

cream team is the dream team, baby

Why is America full of so many nigger worshippers? Did the Jew produced rap music really rot your brains that much?

>76%
This country is irredeemable.

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>We won in Japan

Cake wasn't a team in Japan. You haven't won shit

I'VE GOT THE PERFECT NEXT SPLATFEST EVENT

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Obviously you guys know the true answer to this

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Rock/Cake = Pearl
Pearl won 1, Marina won 1.

>Trump
>Winning the popular vote
Pick one.

Cakefags will never recover

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Thank you wall user!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SWEET SWEET VICTORY.

Pearl having a bitchy attitude actually fist her character unlike Marina. They really need to fix the english translation.

Japan was Pop V Rock you obese dumb cake-huffing faggot.

mfw TEAM ROCK

>creamniggers are happy that they won by 2% despite having 80% of the votes

This is all a mistake... we'll know the real results once all of the countries individual fest's are taken into account. Based /cake/ always wins!

YES YES YES

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Yeah. Marina needs to be an ebonics-using slut.

Thank you wallfriend!

>CAKEFAGS THIS DELUSIONAL

hey could u delet this pls

>Best girl wins
>Best dessert wins

Truly a good feel

whats wrong with spraying walls? dont play splatoon just curious

>two different categories
>n-n-n-n-no they are the same

You live in a fantasy

I don't have a Switch, do you get anything for being on the winning team?