Splatoon 2

Sorry, it's SPLATFEST, not POPULARITY FEST. Cake superior in battle, CAKE WINS!

>superior in battle
>lost to boobs in solo

Hmmmm your frosting tears are delicious!

Noobs*
But cake cucks did lose to boobs too

>implying cakefags wouldn't be rubbing it in the faces of icecreamfags if it was the other way around
You lost, stop trying to justify it
If anything Team Cake had way more children on their side and you fags still lost

>Brain dead morons pick a side with their dicks and win exclusively because of popularity
The Calliefags strike again. Can't wait for the rules to be fixed and for you assholes to start to cry about losing to the "bitch character" because of "unfair" victory-based scoring again and the game's final Splatfest ends with a resounding Team Pearl victory.

For real ice cream though

>and win exclusively because of popularity
You could have had the win if you spent some more time searching solo, instead of stacking teams. Popularity has always been a part of Splatfest, no need to change the rules for your salt.

Faggot wall painting mouth breathing octonigs who only think with their micro penis

I made an ocean of corpses with you sorry ass frozen milk drinkers

>Calliefags strike again

Callie lost the final Splatfest so hard she defected to the Octolings, the fuck are you talking about

And no trophy to show for it.

>picking a team based on the idol and not the subject at hand
>complaining about popularity being in the tally, despite the fact it's been part of it since the first game
>still losing to a team consisting mostly of children
>being this butthurt over a children's game
literally kys

>ocean of corpses
most of them being kids and you still lost
KEK

A lot easier slicing cake than scooping ice cream, that's for sure. Did more of the latter at my previous job, and I can only hope that worker never has to deal with carpal tunnel.

cake fags BTFO
enjoying your tears over my two scoops

>only two

>Select all images that match the label:
jaguar
>three pictures of cheetahs

>cakefags still trying to defend themselves
MMm your tears go great with my butterscotch Icecream

The rules already got changed in the first game and assmad Calliefags cried about it because they couldn't win on popularity anymore. Wait for the *4 win bonus to be applied.

That was my point. History will repeat itself and after the rules get changed the "Marinafags" will start losing and then cry that the game's rigged and it will all culminate with Team Pearl winning the final Splatfest.

>>picking a team based on the idol and not the subject at hand
That's what Calliefags did and "Marinafags" are doing now, yes.

>>still losing to a team consisting mostly of children
I thought the narrative was that children voted for cake. What's with the inconsistency, "Marinafags"?

Even using Splatoon 1's calculation, Cakefags still lost.

Cake would have lost anyways though

>That's what Calliefags did and "Marinafags" are doing now, yes.
Proof? Icecream is better than cake, deal with it
>I thought the narrative was that children voted for cake. What's with the inconsistency, "Marinafags"?
You really think more children prefer icecream over cake?
And if kids really did prefer cake and therefore chose that respective team, you're telling me all the children who preferred cake, nearly tied in the battle against a team consisting mostly of adults?
Must be some damn good gamer kids if they came that close

>defending this hard
Stay mad cakefags

This isn't possible. How is this possible? Popularity shouldn't matter.

Nintendo, do a fucking recount. Why the fuck do Creamcucks get a free win just for popularity? We won, we definitely won. Why can't Nintendo just fix this problem? This is a fucking lie, i cannot believe this. I am furious, this is just too hard to believe. Why can't they just let us win? We were supposed to... So many people wanted Pearl to win, she's so sad now. Why do you people want to her to be sad? Fucking shitty monsters. I am crying so hard right now, I'm shocked. This is the world I have to live in. We were supposed to win, not you evil motherfuckers. You people only had popularity going for you. WHY CAN'T NINTENDO FIX THIS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY. I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING FOR HER SMILE

#stillwithher

dindu ooga booga shitters

IT WAS HER TURN!!!

Sorry, Creamcucks. But Cakebros won. Look at the results, you only had popularity going for you, and it was still only a 2% difference. What a joke. Creamfags literally cannot compete with us. We were supposed to win, not those fucks. Nintendo really needs to do a recount, I am shaking so fucking hard out of anger.

Nintendo rigged this Splatfest. Absolute fucking bullshit.

2% is still 2% user

How many times are you going to post this?

Until Creamfags realise they only won because of a meme.

...

Is the gyro in the pro controller better than the one on the WiiU gamepad? Aiming didn't feel so annoying this time around.

You do realize that popularity has been part of the vote since the first game right?
Stop being so assravaged over a children's game

Where the fuck are the EU results?

What happened to Cali and Marie?

Callie defected and Marie is after her head

Cakefags BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

GET

FUCKED

FAGGOTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Buy Splatoon 2

Yeah, sweetie, Cakebros won by 6 MILLION votes. Only rural and suburban retards voted Ice Cream, city people all voted for Cake.

You chose your team, you contributed, now hold your L or W until the next Splatfest.

>Bitch niggas who actually, ACTUALLY pick teams just based on waifus and not because you believe in the team

MIGHT MAKES RIGHT

COUP WHEN??

For someone who's never tried gelato, what am I missing?

Fuck shitty nigger fans, canceled my preorder

Fuck nintenbabbies with their shitty taste

Severely underated

The most delicious ice cream

I don't even play or own this game and I'm disappointed as fuck in you cake fags, why the fuck didn't you win so that you could cause an incredible shitstorm when Pearl comes out victorious over the octonigger?

Fuck you faggots, you had ONE fucking job.

Wait is this meme from Sup Forums or gamefaqs.