What games would you play with your kids?

What games would you play with your kids?

Rapelay

Not MY kid, but I play mario kart and puyo puyo tetris with my 9yo bro.

I'd only let them play older games, starting from NES working through SNES, PS1 and so on until they are able to appreciate how far we've come

My wife's black friend's son enjoys mario kart.

this picture makes no sense

>wife is a lamia
>children are harpies

KEK
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My wife's stepson likes Nintendo games

>what is adoption

>i play UN-supervised with a 9 year old

how is this legal?

Yes, I would have sex with a hot lamia.

>his brother isn't his son

because we're brothers? I often look after him when our parents aren't around.

Make them solve an inane whodunnit that breaks all the rules before they can eat. This would occur randomly, but frequently enough that they would fear dinner time.

IT WAS PROBABLY A JOKE YOU INSANE FUCK

Not everyone's a registered sex offender, user.

I've play a lot with my kid.
Lego games are fun enough co-ops.

Wife is the harpy on the left

I would unironically pull out the NES or SNES Classic Editions for just these sorts of occasions. My dad did the same shit with me with the Atari and NES and that was still a pretty good summer vacation to me. Didn't even have half the good games the NES Classic has either.

So Lamia is a friend? Birds don't like snek

I'd let them play the game of computer science and coding.
Console singleplayer games for fun.

i want to be that lamia and marry the small harpy when she grows up.

My kids grew up to be Chads. All they do is lift and play sports. Not sure how that happened.

You are autistic and instead of giving them attention you were playing games

Why are harpies so shit at video games?

>interspecies breeding

Feathers

HAHA IT'S A JOKE MAN WHY DID YOU GET MAD WHEN I CALLED YOU A CHILD RAPIST

Pappi is canonically better at vidya then all the other girls except suu

SFII I always choose Vega