Did they...?

Did they...?

They're twins. Ofc they did.

>People sexualising Alphinaud
>But not Alisaie

Did they...?

Have you not been to the xiv thread in /vg/?

Idk

It is so easy to make jokes about Alphinaud because of Heavensward.

it's like you never paid attention to the story in Azys Lla. This scene is canon btw.

Wait wait wait hold the fuck on.
Alisaie is canon?

post the other one where they are fucking and dragon dad walks in on them and reees

Did they...?

How many patches must I wait for Alisaie to grow a pair of tits and wide hips?

I hope she gets hips but stays flag desu

>xiv thread in /vg/

>beated OS4
>all crafters and gather 70 with books and max melds
>6 level 70 jobs
>retainers at 70
>have both wolves, ixion and the mecha

So. What now?

Wait until next expansion, Play another mmo well you wait.

You successfully beat an MMO. Congratulations.
Play something else for now.

Why are people with male toons always so bad at this game?

take screenshots of khloe and masturbate to them

>toons

>esuna can make people sober
lel

>toons

get on those cheevos

why is her mouth asymmetrical owo

I was gonna say "It's a tooth, dummy" but it's part of her fucking face

FUCKING MUTANTS

Fleshy fang

Photoshop the fang out

Man this art is ugly

>Have every achievement needed for the High Roller title
>Except the "1 million gil from Jumbo Cactpot" achievement
>Basically the only way to get this is to win the jackpot
>0.01% chance to win the jackpot per ticket x 3 tickets per week = 0.03% chance per week
>If you played all 3 tickets every week for 2 years, it'd still only amount to about a 3% chance.
Dumb. I don't even care about the MGP.

best artist

once

improve your actual life

Can you make alternate characters?

You could but achievements aren't account-wide.

>see a half naked catslut or female aura in tasteless glamor slut gear
>well, he might just be a lonely virgin but still be able to heal, he has capped gear after all
>make big pull as Im capped as well
>retard barely keeps up with healing, we wipe

This happened way too often by now for furcks sake. At this point I just judge people by gear if its glamor and just leave if I see bikinisluts.

Ironically most Lalas keep my life up AND deal damage as well, its ridiculous how easy it is to judge people by race or glamored gear

I dislike Au'ra but I love their slutty poses

why the fuck would you play FFXIV if you're not an autistic virgin who is sexually attracted to anime catgirls?

Because I'm a normal male who likes MMOs.

what a big girl

>make alternate characters
>level them up get all achievements except the high roller on all of them
>make whichever one gets high roller your main

of course you could do something that actually matters with this time instead

>training a rabbit to rub your dick

Khloe is ugly

>BLM on O4
>SAM and RDM in party
>pull aggro
>twice
>after weaving in diversion whenever available and halvingmy enmity with lucid dream
explain this

I lost my cute sprout icon

y not ?

now you're ready for farm parties

>have to watch YT videos on mute because reasons
>turn CCs on
>watch SAM vids
>get pic related 100% of the time
For some reason Google always gets Hagakure right, though.

No clue, lucid dreaming is pretty OP.

Aggro resets after every Alpha/Delta/Omega Attack

I thought that was just savage

Oh we're talking normal?

>>BLM on O4

Lalas tend to have autism. This means they're more likely to be skilled at the game but also more likely to be emote spamming memelords and/or passive aggressive fuckheads. I know because I tend towards the latter.

At last.

Because she acts like an obnoxious, loud-mouthed bull dyke. Nothing feminine about the way she behaves.

get a job

any macros for v3s?

and what does the difference between yellowish text and blue text in pf mean?

treasure hunting is fun

Use this when panel swap happens after library phase.
/p Assigning Roles! Please consult my reddit post for more information.
/mk attack1
/mk attack2
/mk attack3
/mk attack4
/mk chain1
/mk chain2
/mk square
/mk circle
/p If you have a number get hit by this attack!
/p If you have a shape get hit by this attack!
/p If you have a chain get hit by this attack!
/p PANELS EVERYONE!
/sh If this macro worked for you, please consider giving reddit gold!

>reddit: the macro

>Bloodhemp is described as "a common grass found growing throughout Othard"
>Only place to harvest it is Gyr Abania
This triggers my autism.

*clenches fist*

Look at Alisae, she is so tired of Lyus doing that

>Minfilia's breasts are larger than the maximum for female Highlanders
>Lyse's are smaller than the minimum

Why was Lyse so shit?

Because they wrote her to be likeable.

>Not putting your fist into your other hand's palm

That's why you'll never be a warrior of light, Lyse.

>they wrote her to be likeable

Well they failed on that part didn't they. Easily the worst character all expansion.

She needs to go back to being Yda, Lyse is a mistake and a shit.

Stop bullying my gf

*nods*

>Azim Steppe
Did Sidurgu grow up around these savages and barbarians?

Did the Garkeans do stuff with Krile whislt they gad her captured and knocked out?
Theres your answer to the OP question.

Any SAM players around able to help me figure out Hagakure usage? And how it lines up with Meikyo Shisui and stuff.

Based on the GCD being 2.5, a full 3 sen buildup takes 8 GCD's which is 20 seconds. Then casting Midare with that takes 2 seconds. Skill speed/Shifu probably makes back that 2 seconds though, so lets say a full 'cycle' of building Sen and spending it on Midare takes 20 seconds.
Hagakure has a 40 second CD. So this would lead me to believe that the rotation (outside of openers) would be to build up 3 Sen, use Hagakure (starting a 40 second timer), build up and spend 3 Sen on Midare whilst dumping Kenki on Shinten/Guren, then build up 3 more Sen and use Hagakure again when it comes off CD.
However Meikyo Shisui comes into the mix. Casting the 3 finishing moves takes around 6.5 seconds and spending it on Midare takes another 2, call it 8. So that's 8 seconds of not building up Sen to be spent by the time the next Hagakure comes off CD. 8 seconds is around one Sen combo length, so during a Hagakure cooldown cycle where you have used Meikyo Shisui, should you only spend 2 Sen on Hagakure so that you can use it as soon as it comes off Cooldown?

>have SAM in your party
>Sound effects every 3 seconds for the whole fucking dungeon

I get that Yoshi likes his katana tipping class, but this shit is so overdone. Hope they tune it down or something, I dont want to disable all sound effects as the other classes arent that bad.

What is your opinion of the Mol tribe?

They're all right I guess. Cirina is a qt and the Azim Steppe had the best solo instance in the game hands down.

Most normal people with a job dont even have 70 yet. You neets are only hurting yourself by rushing through content and then complaining you have nothing to do.

A bunch of pussies and dung eaters.

who

>forever stuck on os3

here

I picture the way they consult their gods for everything as being like the magic conch shell from spongebob.

I hit 70, i've finished the MSQ, done my job quest, done the dungeons to unlock Expert Roulette and started the Omega questline

I only very briefly did 'endgame' stuff in HW so i have a couple questions

>Is there a weekly Quest to do Omega like 'Unidentified Flying Object' in HW that gave a welfare accessory?
>Is there a new version of Wonderous Trials appropriate for Stormblood content and where can i pick them up?
>When should i start putting Materia in my gear? Should i be putting it in my ilvl 300 dungeon gear or wait until i buy some Tome gear first?
>Should i be doing Hunts for materia, if so, which ones and how often? Just the weekly S-Rank and daily level 3 marks?
>Outside of daily roulette and doing Omega once a week, and getting lucky on Trials (if they exist) how should i be farming Creation/Verity

Fucking weirdos. Cirina is lucky she's caught the eye of Hien best boy

Is it War or Drk that get those red eyes? And what ability is it?

>Raen DRK

it's the warrior 70 skill

ew.

use this instead

MT
H1 ^ H2
OT (BOSS) DPS4
DPS1 DPS3
DPS2
=====BOOKS POSITION======

H1 MT OT H2
DPS1 DPS2 DPS3 DPS4

----------------------------------------------
Vines mechanic: Heal/Tank NORTH (A/B), Dps SOUTH (C/D); Library mechanic: stack marker inner tiles
All 4 middle book ppl bait Apanda aoe @ CENTER! Animal mechanic fail order: Heal -> Tank -> DPS

Do randoms do this? I don't see many PFs for treasure maps.

Xaela tribe arc was the low point in SB for me. All those stupid tribes and their stupid gimmicks.

Xaela tribe arc was the high point of SB.

I couldn't give a shit about "waaa we're so oppressed we can't even fight" over and over. The National Geographic vibe I got from the Steppes was great though, it felt like an episode of Kemono Friends or something.

She's so awkward half the time. The other half she's clenching fists. Lyse is best when she just punches things.

>"That is the oogabooga tribe, they believe in *really retarded thing*"
>Everyone just nods along like wow how beautiful and mystical, these people are truly spiritual and intelligent, instead of going "That's fucking retarded".
>The one time a character does go "that's fucking retarded" they start REEEEing about HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR RETARDED BELIEFS YOU BIGOT
Send in the empire

tipping my fedora to you good sir!

Some but I wouldn't recommend it. You can't trust strangers.

One thing it did do is feel really foreign. And Higan and Doma already felt really foreign.

Mol tribe is Smol tribe

I feel like she's been raped multiple times in horrible, traumatic gangbangs, but that's just how it is because reasons.

Alright. I need some serious input, is this acceptable glamour? Sorry about the size, preview window is still for ants (thanks ps3).

looks fine to me

Fuck me. Here's the pic.

best glamour i've ever seen

did they?!