Sup Forums plays the Oregeon Trail

Who's up for some Oregon Trail here?

Here's the introduction screen to let you know what we're doing.

Like the game said, we need to choose a profession and names. First response to this post decides profession, and the following five decides the names.

Farmer

Jojo

Pixie Dick

Mike Mcguillicuddy

Revali

WT. Snacks

Mr. Krabs

Alright, we're set.

let's go lad

Good luck. Hoping we don't die of dysentery.

1 wheel, the rest bullets

Now we've got to shop. We've got $400 to do with as we please.

4 oxen

Buy all the bullets

bullets, like 60 boxes.

200 lbs of food

500 pounds of food

Probably gonna want a few spare wagon parts.

Does food go bad in this game? If so, then we don't want too much, we can hunt on the way.

20 Oxen Amass an army.

This is the inventory at the moment. As of right now we have $12 to our name if we go through with the purchase.

That's a ridiculous amount of food; we should just buy more bullets with some of that money and spend the rest on spare parts.

good to go

These were both me so you can drop 200 lbs food if you want

We've already bought all the bullets.

drop 100-200 food for couple of spare parts and some clothing

$20 for an ox is really good price.

Ok.

Time to decide when we'll make our departure.

March

Get that shit moving right now

March

July

March it is.

These games never work. At the first big river everyone just yells ford and it's a game over.

lads we're gonna make it, I can feel it

...

Nigga, we just shoot the river

Are we fucked already

Since the whole party is in good health, I think we can afford to pick up the pace and reduce the rations, but I'd like to make sure everyone agrees before seriously considering this.

Goddamnit! Let's see if anyone has a wagon tongue.

>1 mile in

Apparently not.

ABANDON SHIP

This, sadly

sasuga Sup Forums

if only they had legs

>dirty jew sells us a fucking broken axle so it breaks 1 day into the trip
>Hes already made off with our shekels

God damn it, even in colonial america we get fucked by the jews.

Lower the pace and keep going

We had a winning game last time where we only lost 2 characters.

Well that was one hell of a journey
Next time we'll make it

...

I TOLD YOU TO BUY SPARE WAGON PARTS AND YOU ONLY BOUGHT 1 EXTRA SET OF WHEELS AND SPENT THE REST ON FOOD YOU FUCKING FATASS

You can hit trade multiple times, or rest between trades and probably reroll

You got to eat big to travel big.

...

Lowering the pace didn't help.

So let's try that again. And this time we'll definitely make it.

>spend all your money on food and guns
sounds like 'murrica to me

Teacher

Cletus - Carpenter

Digger Nick

Zekrom

Doctor

LL Cool J

Renko

rough randy
saddlemaker

Teacher, oregon is a dumb state.

Ok.

Let's see if we can learn from our mistakes.

goddamnit, 2 wheels and 2 tongues

Spend it all on bullets. Eat what you kill.

Full bullets.

Spend all your money on bullets.

10 sets of clothing

Only buy wagon parts and bullets.

Buy one of each wagon parts
4 sets of clothing
4 oxen
all the bullets
rest on food

20 oxen. Again, we need an oxen army to prevail. People will fear us as oxen dealers of the west.

OXEN ONLY

2 of all spare wagon stuff

...

Buy all the oxen and all the bullets, we will be an unstoppable army.

2 axles, 50 lbs of food

Couldn't we just, you know, ride the oxen?

4 sets of clothing
2 wagon axels

...

>385630767
NO WE MUSN'T TAINT THE PRODUCT.

We have just enough money left to BUY ALL THE OXEN

Why even bother with food if we have infinite bullets? We can always hunt for 100lbs of bison

2 spare axles. Split the rest on clothes and oxen

6 oxen
6 sets of clothing
2 spare axles
put the rest into food

Alright. This is how it looks so far.

It gets lonely sometimes out on the prairie though

fuck we'll be invincible

reduce clothes to 5
use money from that for oxen

Maybe they want to eat something other then bison.

too much clothing not enough oxen

DUDE, STOP WITH THE FUCKING FOOD! WE ONLY NEED BULLETS AND OXEN.

Fucking spoiled shits

Better?