Think i want to play mgsv

>think i want to play mgsv
>fire it up
>play half of 1 mission
>remember the rest of the game
>quit and uninstall

How can it still hurt like this? Its been 2 years

It hurts so much because they game had a shitload of potential. The gameplay mechanics are almost perfect, but level design and missions are terrible so it completely ruins the experience.

It's like having the fastest car in the world but being stuck in a go-kart track.

I play it for the swimsuits.

You feel the potential too? I'm going to make them give back our past

I play it for the roleplaying

I like Venom more than any other MGS character. I could feel his pain at being duped.

You're already a demon

>boot up game
>load for 5 minutes
>sit in helicopter for 10 minutes
>bellycrawl 20 minutes to location
>get upgrade that lefts me knock people out 0.001% more efficiently

Is there any reason why the game doesn't have real life firearms? I mean yeah some look kind of like AKMs and variants but it's still not that detailed real world AK that say MGS3 had.

Same. I loved the game, and had tons of fun playing it, but it left a terrible taste in my mouth. I cant even look at it.

Gun licensing cost. The amount of weapons they have available to develop would cost a fortune to license.

mgs4 had way more weapons and they were all licensed, they didn't do it for mgs5 because you can freely modify them and that is not allowed by the license

Might be a licensing problem. God knows Konami shelled out a fuckload of money at this game already, getting real life weapon licenses might've been a bridge too far for them economically.

That said, I have no idea where this game's 81 MILLION DOLLAR budget went.

MGSV was a lesson in who to trust.

>Marketing

Why is the MGS fanbase composed 100% of melodramatic autists?
Did MGS' terrible writing influence you so much, that you now behave like characters from this shitshow of a franchise?

>Sup Forums... IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS... BUT THE PHANTOM PAIN LINGERS ON... I KEEP CRYING EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE OF WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN...

Seriously, cut that shit out you fucking autismal fucks.
Yes, MGS is a piece of shit, was a goddamn surprise, get over it you autismos.

You earned this (You)

faithfully recreating every subtle jiggle of zombie skull butt

as someone who values gameplay above all else, those are some well-deserved scores.

You're just mad because your dad raped you.

No, seriously, why are you so fucking autistic over this?
2 fucking years, you've spent 2 years drowning in a puddle made of your own tears.
It's a fucking pathetic spectacle, like a 20 year old screaming because his mom didn't buy him a videogame at a game store.

I don't think any other fanbase has pulled something this pathetic before.
Hell, your franchise isn't even good, by the time MGSV came out, it had been 11 years since something decent came out of it, you should already be used to eating garbage.

love you too

omg hes right guys

>Why is the (your favorite game) fanbase composed 100% of melodramatic autists?
>Did (your favorite game)' terrible writing influence you so much, that you now behave like characters from this shitshow of a franchise?
>>Sup Forums... IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS... (your favorite game) LINGERS ON... I KEEP CRYING EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE OF WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN...
>Seriously, cut that shit out you fucking autismal fucks.
>Yes, (your favorite game) is a piece of shit, was a goddamn surprise, get over it you autismos.
Feel free to use this in other threads

Play Ground Zeros some more
I dunno what's in Ground Zeros that makes me like it so much. Maybe it's the fact that it's more like Peace Walker in tone (Minus the whole Guantanamo bay thing). Maybe it's just something new instead of sneaking around in sand or mud. Maybe it's a return to a urban environment that MGS really needs desu.

So no, you have nothing to speak for yourselves, you are THAT autistic.

You can't use that in any other thread, only you MGS autismos reach this level of autism.

I mean, look at this guy
he's talking about how much he likes playing a fucking paid demo.

>Bitching at me for liking vidya
Damn you must be fun at parties.

>being this triggered

Lmao keep going please

MGS is not going to return to anything.
You are getting the paid zombie mod, it will flop, and MGS will die afterwards.
Hell, it should have died 9 years ago, there's nowhere they can take this franchise and not fuck it up even more.

what do you got against autists

>Damn you must be fun at parties.
Plenty, considering the parties I go to aren't about terrible videogames.

What the fuck, how? Am I being memed

>Why are people invested in a series that I'm not? I DONT GET IT!

>invested
>proceed to sperg out for 2 years over shitty Metal Gear game #5139805719085719083571
>do it in the most cringeworthy and melodramatic way possible, using pretentious lines from the games
You are a bunch of autists, and you deserve what you got.
The first months I enjoyed seeing the MGS fanbase tear apart, but it has gotten embarassing.
Even babies get tired of crying after a while.

STOP
LIKING
WHAT
I
DONT
LIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's the map design. There isn't a single area in TPP that comes even close to GZ in terms of layout.

No, more like, stop liking trash.
Seriously, you yourselves admit this franchise has been shit for more than a decade, why bother?

>Waaaaaah autistautistautist MGS IS GHEYcri cri
This level of basic shit faceness is appalling. Grow up you fucking child.

But you yourselves admit this franchise has been a shit show for more than a decade.
It's shit, so why even bother discussing it?
Let it rot.

Because it encompasses a variety of themes that serve as talking points. You're basing your farce of an argument on what, the opinions of individuals? How much of a basic bitch are you, damn fuckwit. Grow up and fuck off, stop being so assblasted that people like something you don't you fucking spacker.

But that's the thing, you do not like MGSV.
We agree that MGS 4, PW and V are legitimately bad videogames with no redeemable points.
So go away.

been playing it for the first time for a couple of weeks now, and im starting to get burned with the amount of time this game wastes on pointless shit. The gameplay is fantastic, but it's so poorly implemented, and the open world is bad. i like the mansion level the most so far because of the change in scenery and even strategy. this game really needed a more linear design, or more urban areas.
Just imagine this gameplay on a remake of the original Metal Gear, or MGS1.

I haven't stated a thing you insufferable runt. get over how salty you are and piss off.

>peacewalker
>legitimately bad videogame

0/10 bait apply yourself next time and you might even upset somebody lmao

Oh yeah, that Monster Hunter wannabe stealth game with, somehow, grinding mechanics, sure was good.
And those bullet sponge bosses, Hot Coldman, just great, what a masterpiece, and the lack of a second stick on the PSP was just what it needed.

to be fair, the second stick issue is adressed on the HD ver.

>he was too poor to play the HD edition on console

ROFL

Chapter 3 :^)

Why would I buy another platform just to play a game I didn't like on higher resolution?

>he didn't get the sweet soul green psp that came with peace walker

lmao poor fag

It's Kojima and konami's fault

Konami for not having patience
And Kojima for wanting to cram a shit load of things and blowing budget in no time flat

>buying no games: the platform: the prequel

lmaoing @ ur life

>lmaoing @ ur life
Not him, but why are you typing like some twitter nigger?

What fucking budget blowing?
It was 80 million and it made more than twice that money in the first 24 hours.

>he doesn't randomize his loadouts
it's like you purposefully want to have less fun

still better than 2, 4 and PW

what was his name again?

Sizzle Sauceman

Kaz "hang 'em high" Miller

we didn't play the same game then, faggot

>still better than 2, 4 and PW
lmao "i was born in 2000" starter kit: the post
lukewarm mcchillguy

First time I ever agreed with every reviewer.

You just need more imagination

I wish we could get a game that that takes place in africa during the bush wars, and we play as a soldier of fortune with MGSV's gameplay.

It would be the perfect game. To quell the whole racism thing, you could fight with zipra forces if you really wanted to. I just feel like there aren't enough, or even any, games that focus on that theater of war.

I haven't even gotten to the mission where you find out who you are
I started using a trainer and now it's painfully slow without one

I think it was a pretty fantastic game, but I didn't follow prerelease shit and had no expectations.

I hope Kojima at least tries to make up for it. The sentiments would be appreciated.

This makes no fucking sense. It's easily the most playable MG game, with it's open ended gameplay and different ways to tackle missions.

It's because Japan now has laws that don't allow actual guns to be shown in a way that could be construed as advertising in the past and it's come back every now and then, Konami likely didn't want to take any chances since they're nippon kikes.

Doesn't explain why they all looked like shit though.

that's the most fun stealth sandbox i've had since Thief so you're just a butthurt plotfag that's all.

Dan Schneider

MGSV was the best one in the series.

I'm sorry that you're retarded, I truly am.

Honestly I like it a lot, definitely not the best, but for some reason despite buying it day one I've never finished it. Not sure if it's the r&d and soldier management, or how missions are structured, or the karma system that triggers the perfectionist in me that makes me not want to kill anyone, but I've never had the drive to play start to finish.
>fyi never seen any spoilers and avoided them like the plague besides knowing the ending is utter horseshit

Digital Analogman

the 2014 one with all that bad taste
it's not even nearly the best in the gameplay deparment in the entire franchise

>2017
>still discussing MGSV
Why are we still here?

Doing stuff in this game takes way to fucking long.

FUCK those helicopter flights, they take way to long and add nothing of value to the game.
Especially visiting Motherbase is a pain, it's a boring wasteland. In Peace Walker Motherbase was made out to be a fun place full of social activities, WHY CAN'T I FUCKING PLAY FOOTBALL WITH MY SOLDIERS?