Can we have a healslut thread?

Can we have a healslut thread?

>I need healing

>tfw no healslut gf to do this with

>healslut
>Created by Laurawn
did this "Laura" used to be a "Larry"?

some questions about savage:

its my first time doing savage so I'm not used to the looting system. how do you get two chests?
if no one has got his loot this week yet or if no one has killed the boss yet?

also, why would people do "no chest"-runs? does the book drop every time?

lel omfg I thought she was a dragon dildo when I glanced past this thread in the catalog XD

Laura is fat obviously

Laura also gives incredible head, because she's fat.

For two chests everyone in your group needs to have not cleared for the week. Books are only once a week.

kek XD

so why are people doing no chests runs then?

kinda seems like no matter what I do, I'll end up gagging on cock

With no doubt whatsoever

>tank died
>gag on his lifeless cock

man, healers are weird.

Probably to help a friend get their page or first clear so they can get into no bonus parties.

I wonder what your subconscious is trying to tell you, user.

>thought healsluts were a joke
>tank a dungeon some time ago
>healer keeps whispering me different worded compliments and thanks after each few clears
>after a few more dungeons she just starts trading me all of her silver after selling the loot
>starts asking me to make her gather resources for me every day
>do this for a week and collect the stuff
>started to feel guilty so I just blocked her

How can people exist like this who enjoy being a doormat? I don't understand.

she just wanted to be your friend

She fat and experiences rejection and crippling isolation in her real life.

You should have let her indulge her desires to serve. Probably could have convinced her to move into your house and suck your dick if you played your cards right famalam.

>Tfw get off on being a submissive bottom healbitch
>Find these games retarded at worst, poorly thought out at best
Why would you effectively reward yourself for fucking up? Also, plugs and remote controlled toys work for these way better since they don't impact your performance so much.

>Why would you effectively reward yourself for fucking up?
Have you ever played a drinking game?

The point of drinking/sex games is to have fun. Losing is winning.

it says DPS. Learn to read.

Because giving up control completely can give positive psychological benefits as well as a sense of purpose in life - to live for someone else. Try it some time, you might like it.

any women here that want to do this sort of shit with me?

Sounds like you are in a perfect position to make a better game, then. What would it look like?

>women
>Sup Forums

I'm a kind of woman ^_^v