Objective: Kick the man's butt

>Objective: Kick the man's butt

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The biggest ASS who ever lived. What a douche

>final boss is selfish

YOU SELL FISH

>final boss is your father and you should show him some respect

>Use an instant kill attack on a boss out of frustration
>it works

>Objective: Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey and Find Geoffrey

>talk to an NPC named "Uh-Huh Girl"
>all her dialogue is just "UUUUUUUUUU"

>Side character wants to grow
>wow

NPC won't give you a hug

>Objective: Sit down

>NPC won't make you a sandwich

>day 1 dlc
>pizza hut in the garage map expansion

>protagonist's rival is better than the protagonist
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>DLC before the game is even released

>STILL won't patch the air conditioning in the poolhouse

>you can refuse the quest if it goes against what you stand for

>normal difficulty too easy
>hard is impossible

how could the devs be so cruelhouse

>final boss is the biggest ass that ever lived
what a doche

>final boss felt paaaaain when he was huuuurt
>final boss shit
>final boss drirj
>final boss was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles

And who are you?

>final boss wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks

I'm the Dude

>Some of those are banks

>final boss can drop DEEEEEAAAAD