I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talk about this flaming pile of crap on here even though 'it's topping the steam...

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talk about this flaming pile of crap on here even though 'it's topping the steam charts'

it's too pure for Sup Forums

Literally everyone's in love with the ginger bear on the far right how have you not noticed?

It's literally the biggest pile of tumblr crap I've ever had to witness

tumblr crap that is selling better than anything you'd ever be able to make

I haven't been on in a while but as soon as I herd about this game I went to v to check it out and found nothing

Brian is the best daddy!!

Jesus have you ever played a visual novel? I can count 5 other visual novels better than this

try /lgbt/
it's a gay game for homos

How does that change what I said

Alright I'll take you on that challenge

>no sex scenes
>half the dateable characters are shit
>generic character designs
>cringe-inducing dialogue

no thanks

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but we're discussing a video game, so it belongs here

Gaymers can't be gay?

Because if we ignore it, maybe it will go away

Seriously, i dont even know what the hell this game is and it makes me want to kill myself

I'm just sayin, I really would hate it if my dad turned out to be gay

finally you'd start to know the disappointment he faces every time he looks at you

tell the truth Sup Forums, which dad did you choose

I feel ya

Whiny tumblr cunts got their ass blown when an artist turned the daddies into mommies.

all of them
but brian first
naturally you play the best character's route first when you're playing a dating sim

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that it had 'gaymer gramps' plastered all over it yet they had nothing to do with it apart from that one guy being on the production team

>tumblr's face when

>Playing a gay VN that isn't furry
Ew.

Actually it's how they were drawn that they are pissed, tumblr wants a lesbian version 'dream mommies'

>furries

And because they turned Damian into a woman when he's a transman, or something.

None of them look like dads except the 2 on the right.

What's funny is that most of the men apart from the ginger are physically fit and have that attractive bod but as soon as you gender swap and give the women physically fit bodies tumblr loses its SHIT

He apparently made one small comment about a binder throughout the whole game, not exactly out and proud about who s/he is

teacher dad second best dad

>"This is my first day on Sup Forums"
or
>"LOL take the bait!"

Maybe now their neurotic teenaged girl personalities actually suit them

The roller coaster of replies and such for that were still going the other night and it's pretty hilarious.

>Tumblr gets upset over a character who's possibly FtM being drawn female
>Tumblr sends death threads
>artist refuses to apologize, "I drew them as I wanted and I'm happy with it."
>people defend the artist, attack tumblr back
>tumblr: "Whew, I'm finally back after taking the day off, was getting too many death threats from gamergate."

>drinking wine
>dad

This shit proves liberals will literallly consume garbage if it lines up with their distorted worldview

Neither

DAMIEN SHOULD HAVE STAYED A MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEE

where were you last week user?

Coma

This game would be better with lewd scenes like Drammatical Murder, but because this is the West, this game was made as boring, tame, and focus-tested as possible

I love how this game threw and still throws Sup Forums and Sup Forums into a never-ending tizzy of rage and inanity, just like Overwatch. It's a wonderful show.

Also Brian is the best and sexiest daddy.

>implying game grumps did focus testing

The problem is they had a funny premise and cocked it up because they're unfunny idiots.

Nah, not every dating game needs to be "porn images every few screens while you fuck all the other characters harem-style and then choose the cockslut you'll be living with at the end".

“Saying exactly what somebody wants to hear until they kiss you is what a sociopath does.” --Dream Daddy devs about dating sims.

He is a shill you moron.

Its not marketed at the Sup Forums demographic.

Primary demographics playing this game are:

>Gay/bi men
>Women
>Streamers/Youtubers

Very few individuals not falling under the above catergories would purchase Dream Daddy to play alone.

>insults the game
>"HE'S A SHILL!!"

So we've really gone so insane we're calling everyone who even mentions something a shill no matter what the context is?

desu the ginger has a better body than most other dads, I'd say he's number 2 right after craig

You have to make it seem not as obvious, idiot.

>love Craig and Brian
>no option to have both of them
>no option to get them together

This game hurts me.

do you think he was pregnant before or after the change?

>you disagreed with me you MUST be OP and you MUST be shilling because you dared even breathe the name of something I despise!

Because most people who talk about this game like it 'ironically'. They think the game is a joke.

What did you expect, OP? Sup Forums is full of faggots that will gobble up any shit that shamelessly panders to them.

It's been talked about here constantly. Get on more than once a week? Or don't, rather. This place is awful.

I thought Sup Forums was full of angry manchildren who hate video games and want their hobby to die because it's no loner like it was during their childhoods.

Yeah? Well, that too then.

I can't believe Sup Forums loses its shit over a single gay dating sim

Sup Forums loses its shit over everything. Have you seen all of the shitposting threads about sonic Mania, Mario Odyssey, Crash N. Sane Trilogy, Injustice 2, FFXV, KHIII, everything? The board culture is to bitch and shitpost nonstop about everything.

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See, some people get so angry over video games they resort to spamming furry garbage in the threads instead of simply hiding them.

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What do you do?

Call an ambulance because his jogging harness has shook his poor baby up like she was strapped in a commercial paint mixer

She looked and acted fine to me. Hell, she loved going jogging with him.

Because the writers are idiots who don't know how to handle a baby.
Beef Hardstaff's fitness kick comes across as incredibly shallow when the first thing you see him do is shake his baby to death.

Just repeat to yourself "It's just a game, I should really just relax."

Oh really?

This.

I'd rather the writers actually do their job and make a good game, thanks.

>make an argument that has nothing to do with the original point
fuck off

The arts kinda weak. Generic feel to it. Nearly all the fanart people post in these threads look better than the actual game

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>waaaaah a fake baby might be fake shaken by a fake man, this game is so horrible

Maybe you should stop being a bitchy little queen.

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Man, how is it possible to be so brainspasmed by a game that you need to keep posting furries taking giant shits even after you've been banned multiple times.

And the thing is, the creator had to say something about the death threats 6 days after the game was made.

>spamming nsfw shit in a thread about something you don't like for... some reason
Sad!

It's a fundamental collapse of any believability his character might have held.
They intended to write a charismatic, responsible dad who has pulled a complete 180 from his brainless college days.
Instead they wrote a dumb jock who keeps accidentally murdering his children like a white trash WoW addict.

Even if you're the sort of person who is for some reason willing to "turn your brain off" and "enjoy" "dumb entertainment", there's thousands of actual games out there that will be better for this than some directionless streamer bait shat out by tumblrinas.

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Why isn't there any porn of Amanda yet?

I'd love to hear you psychoanalyze like this for Mario, Sonic, Crash, Mega Man, GTA, Final Fantasy, and other game series. Or all of the dating games where you rape people and mindbreak them into being your harem sluts for all time.

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What's even more funny is he's using two separate IPs to spam it twice as fast. Worse than Barneyfag, the poor thing.

Flavor of the month for everywhere else but here

please don't lewd my daughter

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You seem to have confused basic, elementary level critical reading with psychoanalysis.

If this stuff is really flying over your head that far then maybe you should be playing with alphabet blocks instead of computer games.

Isnt there one even worse? Something about an ice cream shop or bakery shop

So they had kids then realized they like the D?

That might be the scenario with Joseph, but other dads come off as bi.

One of them's a tranny, so technically they always liked the D and realized they wanted to be the D.

You have no idea how many gay men marry and have children due to societal pressure/unwillingness to disappoint their parents

They still like the D though.