Why is Geralt so mean to Roach? He's always yelling at him

Why is Geralt so mean to Roach? He's always yelling at him.

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>him

This isn't a Sup Forums >her meme. Geralt is obviously a male.

Geralt is a horse (female)

>he's always yelling at him
>he's(geralt is) always yellking at him[her] (roach)


witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Roach

Geralt is man tranny

Because roach sucks

Geralt is obviously mean to Roach by naming him Roach in the first place

That horse is retarded don't you remember how frustrating it was to ride when the game came out (haven't played it since then don't know if they improved it at all)

You are a fucking moron

Because Roach is the shittiest looking horse imaginable. The piece of shit 96 of horses

They have not

youtu.be/DPhNCdSwqzM

roach is a female. thats what i was implying you fucking faggot

Why does Geralt ride prefer riding mares?

???

He can't handle a hot blooded feisty stallion

I never really had any problems with roach. Altough, the devs did make a quest in Blood and wine where you get to talk to roach, and a bunch of other barnyard animals, and geralt pokes fun at the things the players complaines about roach.

Who /avoid killing wolves because they are just doggos/ here?

They should have given Geralt a more emotional quest with Roach than the comedy one in Blood & Wine desu

I assume they follow orders better.

>Mare
>Male
Wat?

>have a horse
>call him roach

At first I read that as 'Gestalt' and now I can't unsee 'Geralt=Papa-Nier'.

>him

>her
>has a male voice

Mares are female horses, are you this uneducated? What is hard to understand here?

It was part of a joke, user.

Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. The article constantly refers to the horse as female and even says
>the Polish word is female gendered which corresponds with Geralt's preference for mares - a stallion couldn't be called "Płotka".

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While most of you are pretending to be retarded, for the others, Geralt named his horse after the type of fish, knowing for being quick and nimble

Also also, this isn't the first Roach. He names every horse he has Roach.

Did you not read my post? In the picture the user I am quoting it says that roach is a mare who's gender is male. Thus the confusion.

Kill yourself Barneyfag
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This thread is an absolute disaster

you edited the page. but you cant edit comments left previously on the page. if you checked the image i included just so happens an account was made 07/31/17 and only edit contributed was for roaches gender to be changed from female to male. MUHBOOKZ . you memed well but i memed harder.

mare (male)

>archgriffin + ekhidna decoction
>signs heal you for like 1/5 of your health
>strong attacks regardless of your current stamina also heal you for the same amount

I miss when you could "spin2win."

Spróbuj lepiej następnym razem.

user, what are you talking about? Are you having a stroke?

there are some benefits...

>a Witcher must have a trusty steed, even if it is shit and is some how a female but talks like a male.

assumed you were the user i just BTFOd. civilians sometimes are caught in the line of fire. forgive me.

no he's not
Geraldt always says attaboy roach

Oh, so tou got the wrong user, ok then, all's good.

Just so you're aware there have been many roaches. They die all the time and he just gets a new horse and calls it roach.

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>account was made 07/31/17
But it's 7/30/17

Get fucking killed, you waste of life

Nice, more?

A horse is fine too.

no more roach

my local date is 7/30/17 MUHBOOKZ timezone had him placed 02:42 4 hours ahead of my timezone.

you got so BTFO that you resorted to posting porn to 404 the thread. enjoy your ban faggot.

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