Psst! user! Lemme outta here, would ya? I've got something really cool to show you but you need to open the door first

Psst! user! Lemme outta here, would ya? I've got something really cool to show you but you need to open the door first

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It's locked Todd. Where can I find the key to the door?

I can't Todd, the guards can detect me trying to pick locks from miles away.

You can find it by playing and finishing Fallout 4™.
All you have to do is buy it and the Season Pass together!

Don't worry about that, just give it a good strong tug. Open the door, user

Something doesn't seem right, Todd... I dunno. Maybe it's for the best that the door stays locked.

Sorry Todd I can't open it.

If I don't open the door will you die?

I really need you to open the door, user. Something awful might happen if you don't

Didn't you watch the E3 gameplay demo?!

I would but you removed skills like lockpicking in your shitty sequel sorry

dude let me in im a fairy

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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW

HATE TODD

Seems we're at an impass, Todd my dear. I open the door if you put less bugs and glitches in Skyrim.

HE DIDNT BUY SO GOOD

UNLOCK THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW user

I'll take you up on that, user! Open the door

Sorry Todd you've been scaring me lately, so I don't think I'll be opening that door

Show me the patch note first, THEN we'll reach a deal.

Hey Todd. ur a manlet.

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These threads really make my day
Even though I dont really know much about this guy or his shitty games
One of the best things this boards has

Holy shit

Dunno about everyone else, but this checks out. I doubt Todd would lie again.

Now, if you'd just let me look for the one key that can open the door.

Can't argue with these patch notes

>L-l-look at you pirate. A pathetic creature of cRPGs and JRPGs. P-p-panting and sweating as you run through my game. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect immortal company?

HELP!!! THIS SHARK SAID HE'S GONNA EAT ME UNLESS YOU BUY FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS

Thank you, user. We're going to play doctor now! I have a table here all set up for you. I'm going to see if you're sick. I just need to ask you a question first

THAT'S IT user! I'M COMING FOR YOU! IF YOU WON'T OPEN IT THEN I WILL!

Do you need a stool to reach the doorknob?

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If only you programmed in the ability to shoot open or bash open locks, it seems like you are stuck there forever, maybe you should have added more roleplaying features.

This is a great one

Okay Todd, I'm listening

Have you purchased the Fallout 4 season pass yet?

Why the fuck would I do that

Video games are bad for your health, doc.

WHAT THE FUCK $60 WAS JUST DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT AND ALL I GOT WAS A SHITTY GAME

「NOT SO FAST」

i-it has bad reviews on s-steam...

I never paid for any of your games Todd. You will stay locked behind that door forever and you can't force me to bu-

Is it the pipboy edition of Fallout 4? Because if it is I already own it.

UH OH. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SICK, user. HOLD STILL YOU FUCKING VERMIN

Nice unibrow, Todd.

But Todd, I bought Skyrim! On ps3

Do your worst you little bitch I'll just pirate more copies for my friends

>I'll just pirate more copies for my friends

What would sex with Todd feel like?

A lie.

I pirated it Todd

Like climbing a mountain, except you walk.

Todd I bought Fallout: New Vegus
Is papi Todd proud??

Yeah, the money goes to bethesda.

Ask any female developer, and I mean any. Even fucking Jade Raymond Todd has fugged

Hey user, dock me so we can play Skyrim

TODD HELP! CHRIS AVELLONE IS IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE ME READ A BOOK GAME! HE BURST OUTTA NOWHERE WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4 (With season pass, of course.) AND SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION AGAIN!

As long as its prey its okay.

Door is bugged ol Toddy.

There is a fucking window Todd. Just show it to me.

At firsts it would feel great but 10 seconds after Todd would catch on fire, punch you in the face and steal your wallet

Aren't Todd and Chris pretty good friends? I know they went to college together.

Avellone works for Bethesda now, so that's not an issue.

toddposting is cool

It's over Todd, it all ends tonight.