Oh look, I seem to have received a package. I wonder whatever could it be

Oh look, I seem to have received a package. I wonder whatever could it be

dragon dildos

Open it.

God damn tape. I fucking hate you, you're my greatest enemy

Need a hand?

I'm trying, ok?

The address is some kind of shipping forwarding company?

God fucking damn...

made me laugh

Please, I insist.

What do you do that requires so many boxcutters?

lel

Just show us your black hand already

>filename
>reverse search
>reddit

somebody derail the thread

Check this 8

O-ON IT!

That could help

gross

Get fucked OP.

I don't think swords and knives are gonna... cut it.

Lying faggot

>she obviously works out constantly to become "muscular"
>I have bigger biceps and I'm a skinnyfat shut in who never works out

But yeah women are definitely equal to men.

This is the worst.
OP, you are the worst.

No it fucking doesn't, fuck off Newman

>inb4 mediocre kusoge for PS4.

Shut up. You're a pig.

>OP tries to do the 100+ reply thread
>gets derailed not even 20 replies

>When they circle gift in the package

They need to be careful when they do that.

Derailing thread

>filename
>reverse search
>reddit

What are you retarded? Android phone, default filenames are timestamps

I know you're bullshitting, but I like derailing things.

>whatever could it be
Well, the label on the box does say videogame.

IT'S A BOMB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hope its more box cutters

> Chink shit
Smallpox or loli vagina

I can just stop. I'm gonna go make sandwich

or you could kill yourself? its much better

>sensiblechuckle.exe

carry on...

Here let me get that for you

You're good, OP.
Your dragon dildo thread can stay

check out this 3

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don't listen to the meanies OP, you may be a faggot but at least you didn't shitpost. proceed

That's not how you get a 3, retard. Here, watch.

it's been years since the last time i lost, user.
YEARS!

Rollin.

what the fuck do i do with this 4

Fuck you

Thank you for admitting defeat. As a reward, take this. You will never lose again.

what did I miss?

>OP spends hours picturing his ebin unboxing for attention-whoring
>ends up losing his thread

Give it to me

I posted a "the game" meme, it seems like the mods lost it.

>you will never lose again
how wrong you are, man.

the true path to 3 is harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding.
>No more falsehoods or derisions
>golden living dreams of visions
>mystic crystal revelation
>and the mind's true liberation

Hours? It's been like 20 minutes since the first post. Hmm, I see some mod deleted things. I don't care what the thread's still rolling, so whatever

lol fuk off

Oh shit I forgot to say Aquarius. There. Fixed.

Just show us you colossal faggot.

i hope it's dubs desu

High quality Chinese dildo with loli scent?

Mr Bones off me off me

Nice! Not as good as say... A 7?

final fantasy 15!

BTFO

Impressive

Recognized
Fuck off OP

why did you order a bundle of chinese newspapers

Sorry OP, but I've gotta tell you to fuck off

Oh. It seems like one of my previous posts was deleted, probably accidentally. Let's repost that

WITNESSED

OP FUCK OFF

Rerolling, also fuck OP.

SARAH YOU FAT CUNT SHUT UP

How about that 2 ?

OH gee, I'm on the edge of my seat here

YOU HAVE TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE

So close!

Advent Children Complete. Not even videogames. Kindly fuck off.

if 7 OP must burn the package's contents

well done!

Why's there a rubber band around it? Odd

If two OP is gay
Any other number he's super gay

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Ok great it was nothing special. Now fuck off.

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if VII op should go watch Planetes

You played yourself

Oh yeah, now I remember ordering this shit

Is this the get thread? Check this 8

check my 24

Ya both blew it.

we don't care OP

Check em

17 and OP shows his dick

witness the power of a 3

Step aside cunts, check my great 8 mate

throw it in the trash

Wow only 21off