Oh look, I seem to have received a package. I wonder whatever could it be
Oh look, I seem to have received a package. I wonder whatever could it be
dragon dildos
Open it.
God damn tape. I fucking hate you, you're my greatest enemy
Need a hand?
I'm trying, ok?
The address is some kind of shipping forwarding company?
God fucking damn...
made me laugh
Please, I insist.
What do you do that requires so many boxcutters?
lel
Just show us your black hand already
>filename
>reverse search
>reddit
somebody derail the thread
Check this 8
O-ON IT!
That could help
gross
Get fucked OP.
I don't think swords and knives are gonna... cut it.
Lying faggot
>she obviously works out constantly to become "muscular"
>I have bigger biceps and I'm a skinnyfat shut in who never works out
But yeah women are definitely equal to men.
This is the worst.
OP, you are the worst.
No it fucking doesn't, fuck off Newman
>inb4 mediocre kusoge for PS4.
Shut up. You're a pig.
>OP tries to do the 100+ reply thread
>gets derailed not even 20 replies
>When they circle gift in the package
They need to be careful when they do that.
Derailing thread
>filename
>reverse search
>reddit
What are you retarded? Android phone, default filenames are timestamps
I know you're bullshitting, but I like derailing things.
>whatever could it be
Well, the label on the box does say videogame.
IT'S A BOMB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope its more box cutters
> Chink shit
Smallpox or loli vagina
I can just stop. I'm gonna go make sandwich
or you could kill yourself? its much better
>sensiblechuckle.exe
carry on...
Here let me get that for you
You're good, OP.
Your dragon dildo thread can stay
check out this 3
...
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don't listen to the meanies OP, you may be a faggot but at least you didn't shitpost. proceed
That's not how you get a 3, retard. Here, watch.
it's been years since the last time i lost, user.
YEARS!
Rollin.
what the fuck do i do with this 4
Fuck you
Thank you for admitting defeat. As a reward, take this. You will never lose again.
what did I miss?
>OP spends hours picturing his ebin unboxing for attention-whoring
>ends up losing his thread
Give it to me
I posted a "the game" meme, it seems like the mods lost it.
>you will never lose again
how wrong you are, man.
the true path to 3 is harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding.
>No more falsehoods or derisions
>golden living dreams of visions
>mystic crystal revelation
>and the mind's true liberation
Hours? It's been like 20 minutes since the first post. Hmm, I see some mod deleted things. I don't care what the thread's still rolling, so whatever
lol fuk off
Oh shit I forgot to say Aquarius. There. Fixed.
Just show us you colossal faggot.
i hope it's dubs desu
High quality Chinese dildo with loli scent?
Mr Bones off me off me
Nice! Not as good as say... A 7?
final fantasy 15!
BTFO
Impressive
Recognized
Fuck off OP
why did you order a bundle of chinese newspapers
Sorry OP, but I've gotta tell you to fuck off
Oh. It seems like one of my previous posts was deleted, probably accidentally. Let's repost that
WITNESSED
OP FUCK OFF
Rerolling, also fuck OP.
SARAH YOU FAT CUNT SHUT UP
How about that 2 ?
OH gee, I'm on the edge of my seat here
YOU HAVE TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE
So close!
Advent Children Complete. Not even videogames. Kindly fuck off.
if 7 OP must burn the package's contents
well done!
Why's there a rubber band around it? Odd
If two OP is gay
Any other number he's super gay
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Ok great it was nothing special. Now fuck off.
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if VII op should go watch Planetes
You played yourself
Oh yeah, now I remember ordering this shit
Is this the get thread? Check this 8
check my 24
Ya both blew it.
we don't care OP
Check em
17 and OP shows his dick
witness the power of a 3
Step aside cunts, check my great 8 mate
throw it in the trash
Wow only 21off