I feel like elves are under represented / incorrectly portrayed in video games as of late

I feel like elves are under represented / incorrectly portrayed in video games as of late.

Vidya Elf Thread.

What do you consider to be a "correct" portrayal?

true I see nary a glimpse of any cookie or toy making

Elves are supposed to be super-humans, not dainty upper crust humans. Elves are also supposed to be pure, and you've had such a time at debasing them for your enjoyment that there is no longer anything to debase

Elves are approaching zombie levels of cultural oversaturation, but in their comparatively shorter brush with mainstream culture they have already sustained more damage to their identity.

Where the fuck are my cobbler elves?

or stealing babies and being a bunch of contemptible wild assholes

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>under represented / incorrectly portrayed
>mythical creature with no substantial standing in our reality incorrectly portrayed
You're a fucking mongoloid that deserves the most painful of deaths

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>elves are supposed to be
Lmao depends on the setting, my dude

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Elves ARE NOT for:

• inappropriate touching
• erotic innuendos
• crude behavior
• breeding

Elves ARE for:

• loving
• protecting
• worshiping
• serving

Fuck those filthy knife eared cunts.

>You, human! Get in here.

What are you meant to do here?

I am not human

>vidya elf thread
>posting fap bait
You are doing everything wrong. This will not be an elf appreciation thread. Have fun with your reeee knife ears! shitposting and deleted porn. You probably aren't interested in video games anyway.

The only moral option is to spoon. That way you fulfill her request without tainting her with your inferior human genes.

>implying anything but boc (big orc cock) can satisfy an elf

It's not a video game, who cares.

elves are not real user

What you no understand is elves were maked by necromancer. He make elf girls to dilute our DNA strongness. Every time an orc make baby with elf, necromancer laugh.

Take green pill, wake up and see truth.

Riddle me this then, smartypants
Who reports to Santa on whether you've been naughty or nice if elves aren't real
Checkmate

>my girlfriends exact face when she pops her head up
>just to tell me she loves the smell of my dick
>then goes back under the covers

Is the theme that she's supposed to be a half-elf?

Are there any videogames under that blanket?

if this post gets a 5 7 or doubles or something neat ill buy ff14 and make an elezen

Think it's just a garden variety elf royal who the plebeians are upset at.

Here's the full size

Elves and fairies that steal and eat children are my favorites.

Sad that I only remember drakengard doing that

Yep. We're gonna play Cave Explorer!

The forces of the Eldar are here to cleanse this thread from this monkeigh filth!

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

To quote the fine Mr. Pratchett.

Why did you make the elf cry?

Monkeigh just sounds like lvl 1 tsundere talk

is that a baby reaching for her nose?

The Dark Eldar also need some slaves to torture-rape.

Feels like depth of field or bokeigh is cheating.

stop posting this failure of a character first

Even the Harlequins join the fight.

>getting mad at the superior Skyrimjob elf

Your elf has the face of a sad child. Kill yourself.

You too. Both your lore-breaking doll-face "elves" are shit.

>Listen, impregnating one of my kind is a big deal. You need to take responsibility.

Is this fair?

stop posting shitty bait

I heard video games can be pretty fair.

>The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Pratchett definitely would have been assassinated in today's ideological climate.

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I think it would be nice to be an elf.

>incorrectly portrayed
Ironic considering you posted a Japanese elf which are literally just humans with long ears.

I approve of this post
Elves are also for hugging, cuddling and handholding

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How are western elves different?

pls tell me those characters are uploaded somewhere

You ugly ass pig don't ever post on my site again
Nobody likes you in the general take your horse fucking self and kys

Western elves are ugly scum.

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Ugly af char, remake

Oink oink autism alert

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Bullying the elves is forbidden ITT, user

Different skin tones, facial structure, body proportions. It's like how a western dark elf is literally dark while a Japanese one is just tan, because they are much more human and not very outlandish.

Warhammer fans entering a thread is like when you were a teenager discussing superheroes with your friends, all the interesting and flawed ones and who could beat who.

And then someone's little brother charges in and goes 'ACTUALLY SUPERMAN IS THE MOST POWERFUL AND HE CAN KILL ANYONE WITH JUST LOOKING AT THEM AND HE CAN'T EVER BE HURT AND HE'S IMMUNE TO KRYPTONITE NOW AND HE CAN BEAT ANYONE EVER'

>being fucking jelly

That's just primarch discussion.

Elves are boring humans.

Except that aside from a few exceptions western elves are usually just humans with pointy ears and nips have "dark" dark elves too as well as tan ones not that there's anything wrong with a tan dark elf anyway, tan is a darker skin tone too you know

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Cause shes a dumb Korean-Elf.

Theyre good for nothing. Not even rape.

all elves are good for rape, dont be silly

xD

Is there one of these for elves?

Korean Elves are trash elves. Only good for stomping out, like the cockroaches they are.

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Why are crusaders often associated with killing elves?

Gyaru elf.

While western elves have this problem too, they are stil the ones that produce elves that are more than humans with pointy ears and actually deserve to be called another race, whereas japan never tries to stray away fromt the tropes, barely does them any justice.

Crusaders were anti-sexual deviance, and for the reason outlined in elves are now associated with sexual hedonism

They aren't, it's a meme.

Fantastic video game.

Is there any games where I can date a cute elf girl?

Dude elfs are just humans with pointy ears and longer lifespan.

I've seen better ones over that crumpet

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Dark Eldar do that too

>often
Literally when aside from Pelinal memes?

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>posts humans in pointy ears with normal lifespan

How many mods do you need to make a character that pretty?

Look at this face. Can you really look her in the eye and say 'fuck elves'?

Posting live action is cheating.

Of all thing, considering how the movies depicted them and how they are actually in the books, you couldn't have posted a worst pic to prove your point.

They're only pretty from one angle and in one form of lighting. Skyrim players have actually mastered the technique of misleading selfies.

Elves are supposed to be evil fuckers that kidnap children and leave goblins behind to replace them

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I heard that SFM video game has some nice dark elves animations.

Sure

How can I look her in the face when my gauntleted hands are clutching her hips as I fuck her from behind?

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>posts an ugly human with pointy ears
You realize regular ass people can have weird faces too, there's nothing particularly "elven" or inhuman about that face, looks like a cartoonish human with pointy ears

>Elf thread
>Posts a pig

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Anyone has the link for yuiH gallery part 3 on the panda?

If the elf does not exist to be bred, why does it possess supple breasts and shapely hips? Was it created merely to tempt?