Starcraft

Remastered is out
launch event is now with Tasteless, Artosis, Day9, and Incholesterol
twitch
.tv/day9tv

whitera getting blown the fuck out lmao

What happened to Tasteless' arm?

He's a good man, but washed up. Sad

>ret's played 700 games
>draco's played 100 games
>incontrol's played ~25 games
>whitera's played 8 games
how come blizzard can't afford to train their players?

masturbation accident

>blizzard
>players
??????¿

3rd degree burns

Why is Day9 so narcissistic?
He can't stop masturbating to himself.

>Incontrol's stupid fucking "commentary" aka making silly voices

Just get him off for fuck sake, why is he even still in the scene? He's done nothing of note since coming what, 16th in a couple of early SC2 tournaments?

caster haters

To be fair ret's been playing BW for the past 3 or 4 years now. He even dropped SC2 early on because that game is garbo.

Is it worth getting the remaster if I have the original? What is changed or added?

I'm gonna play pic related

Got it stuck in some tight ass gook pussy. They have extremely strong pelvic muscles. crushed his hand like a bag o crisps

>now I can see twitch in Sup Forums with the addon
I don't know how to feel about this

Yesterday was the most fun i've had in a stream. I'm not really a twitch faggot but god damn, the couch was awesome, games were great, brood war is great.

The reason the portraits look like generic garbage is because all of their artists are koreans who lack any sense of originality.

Gookclicker apologists also love defending this dogshit and tend to swarm these threads.

All graphics remodeled and rerendered from scratch at 1080p, Widescreen, ability to zoom right in (and out in replays), matchmaking and ladders. N

Shut the fuck up you little twerp. Seriously consider suicide if you find Geoff funny.

it's just a smart link embedder

The portraits look fine though.

He's hit n miss really. But overall the casters and banter is great.

>Being an asinine hater and telling everyone repeatedly that you don't like thing
Grow up buddy, we don't need to hear you whining.

Carried entirely by Daystosis. Geoff is a pathetic fourth wheel who's only there commentating because he's so terrible at the game, ironically mirroring his SC2 career.

wtf it's tyler

>not enough originality
>most complaints about the portraits are that a lot of of them are not 1:1 copies of the BW versions
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK NOOOONY

NONY IS ALIVE

Are you somehow implying that Tastosis aren't terrible at the game?

Go back to fucking Reddit you little faggot, this isn't your little hugbox where criticism isn't allowed.

>Unironically using the word "hater"
Christ you're fucking pathetic.

Dont pick on my surrogate friends REEE

Artosis obviously isn't terrible
Tasteless we have no clue about
Day9 we can assume as played a good amount
Incontrol has said he's only played 9 hours

is nony still on sudoku watch?

No?

so nony isn't dead

COME ON NONY FUCK THAT FAGGOT INCONTROL RIGHT IN HIS NERD ASS

Nah. I think I remember him writing a TL blog about it.

>Lighting is done by hand as part of the model rasterization process
>Throw effects passes on top of all of it and make it look like shit

If I was a blizzard artist I would kill my fellow blizzard artists

>Artosis obviously isn't terrible
He got demolished all the games he played.
The only reason they lasted long was because he played Terran and turtled hard.
Artosis was a joke already when he was a "player".

Should I replay the campaign before I get back on bnet?

>demolished
He had full map control on both of the first games.

It's fake, he is too pussy to play sc

artosis would have destroyed both incontrol and whitera
he played against the only decent players

As you can see, the gookclickers have no sense of aesthetics, their minds are too addled from apm and cheesing strats

does the game have matchmaking?

i just want to play casually, not against korean tier monsters

But that's Siglemic?

>he had full map control when he played the race with spidermines and the fastest gasless unit in the game
No fucking shit.

Artosis was way shitter than Incontrol when they were both players, what makes you think it'll be any different now that none of them play seriously?

Why do they keep bullying artosis?

it has matchmaking but because the game is new, it's inevitable to run into stronger players at the start

yes

also BGH and stuff still exists

Yes, it's called ladder. It's not working at the moment, because Blizzard fucked it up just for today.

There was a post on TL by him, apparently he didn't realise it was so close to him and so declined to go.

>I declined as well. I had already spent a lot of money to attend the press event / summit. I don't make any money so I rely on other people to pay for me to do things and I didn't want to ask for more. I didn't know it was an online event.

>Looks like the event is going great anyway! Lots of great people involved.

>edit: I think they're broadcasting from SF Bay Area? I live here, same as Day[9] and iNcontroL afaik. Missed opportunity I guess

>mfw I never got on the starcraft bandwagon
>mfw I played C&C
>mfw EA killed C&C
>mfw C&C RA or TS will never be revived

Matchmaking works, 99% of people can't see the ladder ranking/player profiles for some reason.

I understand the difference between BW and SC2 aesthetics but generally I ignore people who complain about art styles using extremely vague complaints like "charm".

is he mooching off his wife?

Maybe it's a really subjective thing and trying to argue your view of it to other people is generally a huge waste of time.

>legion with that sneaky base under G5's nose

this is tense as fuck. I love PvP so much in BW

same brutha. I'm taking this time to finally learn it though. I'm trying playing online for the first time yesterday and I was getting stomped by everybody but I'm still determined to get good.

>tfw playing BW for the first time
>making probes, zealots and dragoons with no plan
>7-1

Wasn't this game supposed to be hard? lmao

that's protoss for you

>Artosis obviously isn't terrible

>day9
HYUK HYUK HYUK

>dotard

>dotard

I can't be fucked with starcraft. The aestheics of it look bland to me ad it will be full of veterans.
We can always play the old C&C games online if we want.
Some user on Sup Forums gave me all the C&C games for origin too.
I would just play skirmish against bots, fuck it.

I'm an artfag for a living so I have to deal with people every day who don't really know what they want, so I guess it's jaded me a bit. I have to deal with this shit in objective terms so bleh.

Anyway, back to starcraft.

IN SANE
AN ABSOLUTE TREAT

>autist and gooks playing shitty games well into their 20s
>healthy respectable kids playing videogames

Literally me

I have no fucking idea how art works dude, good luck faggot.

G5 reminds me a lot of AIDS moby from RLM, I can't seperate them in my head.

anyone mass siege tanks yet?

>Healthy
>Respectable

Are you delusional?

No, hes living off of his $10K prize from TSL2. Nony is a financial magician.

>nuclear launch detected

seems vulnerable to zealots

wtf r u doing man

thats not how you wear headphones

>Day9 we can assume as played a good amount
I mean he was the best player in NA at one time so there's that

uh, they're sieged and there are no chargelots in this game...

Blizzard should make ranked match making free for non-remastered if they want this game to flourish

>he doesn't know how people wore headphones in 1998

Nah they'd rather have lots of fucking money.

uh they'll hit themselves with splash damage and zealots dont cost gas

>blizzard in charge of marketing
every time they fail

>tfw I cant play starcraft on my shitty laptop because of a shitty openGL error

Fuck this my main comp is down and I just want to play some good ol starcraft

>all this fosters talk

Is it actually tastosis or is it tastosis for a single game then a bunch of people i dont give a single fuck about switch with one or the other defeating the purpose of saying tastosis is on the mic?

That shit yesterday was abysmal. I saw like 2 games with tastosis and then never again they were interchanging with a bunch of assholes no one cares about at all.

Tastosis makes day9 almost tolerable, without tastosis it's impossible to watch for me personally.

i have sexual feelings for day9

>then never again
did you even watch

Is Remastered worth $15 of my disability bux?

Y/N/Needs moar dank maymays?

if you're into brood war, sure

>Dota 2 progamers

Don't give Activision Blizzard money ever.

Imagine being a fanboy of casters... Wew.

Caster casts are great, like in HSC.

no one gives a shit about the players unless they're funny or a top tier god like Flash

only if you want to play competitive ladder.

why would you watch competitive video gaming if you don't care about competitive video gamers?

'cause the casters are funny

He works at a bar.